=Gay$Ray=

[Becoming]

Dude I had a buddy I played football with in college we called Gay Ray....

He wasn't really gay, and he said he hated it, but I think it stuck... Maybe I know you...

To cut to the chase- are you from Jersey, and one night during a bender after 3-a-days did you wake up to a teepee'd room with shaving cream on your face, toothpaste on your eyebrows and hair, a room full of chairs with pots of water balanced on them and breakfast sausages in your pockets?

Just checking, I hope its you....

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

Dude I had a buddy I played football with in college we called Gay Ray....

He wasn't really gay, and he said he hated it, but I think it stuck... Maybe I know you...

To cut to the chase- are you from Jersey, and one night during a bender after 3-a-days did you wake up to a teepee'd room with shaving cream on your face, toothpaste on your eyebrows and hair, a room full of chairs with pots of water balanced on them and breakfast sausages in your pockets?

Just checking, I hope its you....

Sorry, not me, I never played a sport ever. I hate sports. I did enjoy running into passed out football players late night in the dorms.

 

[hamstershaver]

yep thats geigh

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

yep thats geigh

LOL! Thanks, I love your username!

 

[hamstershaver]

LOL! Thanks, I love your username!

thanks, hey theres this guy deteras1 on here that likes men if your are intersted

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

thanks, hey theres this guy deteras1 on here that likes men if your are intersted

Interested in what?

 

[hamstershaver]

Interested in what?

doing geigh things

 

[Smurfy]

wtf rofl

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Deteras is only interested in being a bottom though Gay$Ray, so not sure how you feel about that. From what I hear, he like to be dressed up in a pink dress and women's underwear and a blonde wig when you do it though.

 

[Becoming]

Oh shit, wtf gay ray is really gay!

Actually you might be him.... you sure about those sausages? I mean you were pretty blasted that day....

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

Deteras is only interested in being a bottom though Gay$Ray, so not sure how you feel about that. From what I hear, he like to be dressed up in a pink dress and women's underwear and a blonde wig when you do it though.

Im a total bottom, but I dont go for that dress up girl stuff. I definetley want a man, I may be querr but Im not a queen, and I cant stand fems. Either way, Im not looking for a hookup, I do fine with that in my life thank you.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Im a total bottom, but I dont go for that dress up girl stuff. I definetley want a man, I may be querr but Im not a queen, and I cant stand fems. Either way, Im not looking for a hookup, I do fine with that in my life thank you.

Oh...well Deteras is defiantely not your type...he is a queen and strictly a bottom. Oh well... was going to do my good deed for the day and hook you two up.

 

[Smurfy]

LOL he said querrr

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

Oh shit, wtf gay ray is really gay!

Actually you might be him.... you sure about those sausages? I mean you were pretty blasted that day....

LOl Im way to passive not to mention small to play football, but as far as getting stuffed with multiple sausages - CHECK!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Gay$Ray, would you be interested in hooking up with Deteras if he agreed to take turns...like you could be a bottom once, then him? He really loves the cock though, but I'm sure he would be willing to make sacrifices for the right man. He has a little trouble getting it up though...might have to buy him some test and viagra.

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

LOL he said querrr

LOL, that is kind of cool. Im feeling kind of querr up in heah!

 

[Devastation]

lol at this thread

 

[Becoming]

LOl Im way to passive not to mention small to play football, but as far as getting stuffed with multiple sausages - CHECK!

It was pretty funny...

I have never been so grossed out and yet found someones posts so funny... Karma for you...

BTW don't ever pass out by me either, not cause I will have geigh sex with you but cause yo will wake up with sausages in your pockets or something of the sorts...

and BBF is wayyyyyy to into this gay sex talk...

I think he has the hots for you and is taking your rejection kind of hard...

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

Gay$Ray, would you be interested in hooking up with Deteras if he agreed to take turns...like you could be a bottom once, then him? He really loves the cock though, but I'm sure he would be willing to make sacrifices for the right man. He has a little trouble getting it up though...might have to buy him some test and viagra.

LOL at the idea, but I just dont like penetrating guys. Trurhfully, guys intimidate me, that makes it hot for a bottom because I like submitting, I couldnt even perform as a top Id be scared shitless.

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

It was pretty funny...

I have never been so grossed out and yet found someones posts so funny... Karma for you...

BTW don't ever pass out by me either, not cause I will have geigh sex with you but cause yo will wake up with sausages in your pockets or something of the sorts...

and BBF is wayyyyyy to into this gay sex talk...

I think he has the hots for you and is taking your rejection kind of hard...

Thanks for the compliment LOL but about that bodybyf guy i didnt reject him, he was asking me about some friend of his. If hes the guy in his profile Id lick him down in a fucking minute. That chocolate tan, strawbery thong, alls missing is some vanila for a hot napolitan ice cream mmmm my favorite!

 

[Becoming]

Thanks for the compliment LOL but about that bodybyf guy i didnt reject him, he was asking me about some friend of his. If hes the guy in his profile Id lick him down in a fucking minute. That chocolate tan, strawbery thong, alls missing is some vanila for a hot napolitan ice cream mmmm my favorite!

LOL he lives in texas... he says he is open to experimentation... if you want his number i am sure we could get it for you...

 

[FreeballinDC]

Gawd,

I'm gone for a week, and I miss out on this great thread.

So Becoming, how gay was Ray?

 

[Becoming]

Gawd,

I'm gone for a week, and I miss out on this great thread.

So Becoming, how gay was Ray?

dude you smelled this thread from a mile away...

the ray I knew wasn't gay at all....

THIS ray on the other hand.....

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

LOL he lives in texas... he says he is open to experimentation... if you want his number i am sure we could get it for you...

Hes from Texas? No thanks then. Those guys have too many issues. Its like they all want to be john wayne, or toby Keith or davy crockett and shit, and thats hard to reconcile with gay play. Its hard to be bi and Texan. Im pretty sure Texas gays have higher suicide rates than anywhere else.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Hes from Texas? No thanks then. Those guys have too many issues. Its like they all want to be john wayne, or toby Keith or davy crockett and shit, and thats hard to reconcile with gay play. Its hard to be bi and Texan. Im pretty sure Texas gays have higher suicide rates than anywhere else.

WTF?

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

WTF?

After you tried to "set me up" with your friend, another friend of yours tried to set me up with you. Hope you arent mad, but Im really not on the internet to hook up with some random dude in Texas although you did look good in a few of your pics. Im going out for a pint of napolitan ice cream, Im going to lick that cone down so fast.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Hes from Texas? No thanks then. Those guys have too many issues. Its like they all want to be john wayne, or toby Keith or davy crockett and shit, and thats hard to reconcile with gay play. Its hard to be bi and Texan. Im pretty sure Texas gays have higher suicide rates than anywhere else.

Which is why I live in DC now, and pay an ungodly sum of money to a therapist.

Good meds too!