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RyanH

RyanH

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I'll start:

Very skinny gay men who wear extremely tight clothing because they think it makes them look attractive. (even though the Kate Moss look was only intended for women).
 
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People who wear shit from International Male.

Men who go for the "butch" look (a.k.a Rough Trade) with earrings, beards, tattoos, workboots, flannel shirts, etc.. but run up to the bar and order a chocolatini.
 
agree with you, Plorer.

Along the same lines, I've almost developed an aversion to Jeeps since all you see here in midtown, are gay men who drive big jeeps with big wheels and have yet to take it offroad . Also, gay men driving Mazda Miatas are usually pretty trying.
 
Or gym bunnies that have shaved off every snub of hair below their noses and out in the park wearing these tight ass Boy Next Door lace up shorts, black dance boots and white socks while walking some little chiauau or daschund dog. LItte squeek toys. Puh-Leeze, get a real fucking dog at least.
 
hey AAP and ryan, you two should head down to pensacola, fla. on memorial day weekend. it's gay and lesbian central. 30-40k gays and lesbians pack the beach for the weekend. me and a female friend of mine went out memorial day night to get a drink. there were a few left that night and we talked to one of them and got a kick out of watching some lesbians have fun. it was a good night i have to say. just thought i'd share that with ya just in case you might want to try something different.
 
Sushi X said:
hey AAP and ryan, you two should head down to pensacola, fla. on memorial day weekend. it's gay and lesbian central. 30-40k gays and lesbians pack the beach for the weekend. me and a female friend of mine went out memorial day night to get a drink. there were a few left that night and we talked to one of them and got a kick out of watching some lesbians have fun. it was a good night i have to say. just thought i'd share that with ya just in case you might want to try something different.
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i went to pensacola for a few years, and eventually got sick of it because it was all the same queens from Atlanta just transplanted on the beach.

i'll save my money for southbeach where there is at least a mix of men.--Usually try to go in July or August, hope to go this year.

Plorer---LOL about the dogs. When I lived in New York, it was customary to see gay men with either 1) big poodles, or 2) dogs bigger than they were.
 
Those gays down in Pensacola on Memorial Day are nothing but burnt out circuit twits, who go only because they know the bars in town will be empty that weekend. You see them all over the beach with their fake ass orange tinted tanning bed tan. Drinking Smirnoff Ice or Plantars Punch, kissing each other on the cheek, gushing... "Oh... you look mahhhvelous girl, I haven't seen you in ages." Despite the fact they were just sharing a gogo box on the dance floor last weekend.

Fucking homos.
 
RyanH said:




Plorer---LOL about the dogs. When I lived in New York, it was customary to see gay men with either 1) big poodles, or 2) dogs bigger than they were.
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I wish that were the case in Atlanta. When I lived there, only lezzies had the big dogs. Those fags there could fit three of their dogs in one bread basket.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Those gays down in Pensacola on Memorial Day are nothing but burnt out circuit twits, who go only because they know the bars in town will be empty that weekend. You see them all over the beach with their fake ass orange tinted tanning bed tan. Drinking Smirnoff Ice or Plantars Punch, kissing each other on the cheek, gushing... "Oh... you look mahhhvelous girl, I haven't seen you in ages." Despite the fact they were just sharing a gogo box on the dance floor last weekend.

Fucking homos.
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i also can't cope with gays who wear neon glow jewelry and racing pants, while dancing.

Also, gays who try to pull you into one of their "trains" on the dance floor. hands off
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
"Oh... you look mahhhvelous girl, I haven't seen you in ages." Despite the fact they were just sharing a gogo box on the dance floor last weekend.

Fucking homos.
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also sounds like the scene at gay gyms.
 
Responding to anything and everything someone says with a sexual double entendre, no matter how much of a stretch it is.
 
gymtime said:
Responding to anything and everything someone says with a sexual double entendre, no matter how much of a stretch it is.
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agreed, perhaps Musclebrains can enlighten us as to the psychology behind this gay phenomenon
 
Or the gays who go to the gym and :

work out only on equipment that offers an unobstructed view of the steam room door.

talk on their cell phones while doing leg extensions.

wear 2xist wife beater tank tops while working out, even though they have the chest development of a sparrow.

go over to the water fountain and linger there while holding the button down, but just looking into the mirror behind it.

walk by and try to look up your shorts.
 
RyanH said:


agreed, perhaps Musclebrains can enlighten us as to the psychology behind this gay phenomenon
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It is called intellectual shallowness.
 
definitely agree with the wife beater and cell phone comment.

there's this one fag at my gym who wears a headphone telephone while he works-out. I guess he feels that it makes him look popular when it really makes him look stupid.

chyrsler sebrings have somehow become the rage for trying gays. there's this very skinny guy who lives in my building who wears versace and drives a sebring convertible which he washes every single fucking day.

somehow he believes he's cruising around in a benz.
 
Or these gays that show up at pool tournaments with $500 sticks and crappy ratings. And I go off and beat them with a house cue stick. Afterwards, I tell them... "bet you wish you had spent that money on some eye glasses".
 
Now this is not just for gay people, but for straight people that I hate as well, but I just H A T E when people come over to visit and they make all these nice comments about my house and the next thing I hear about is how they are trying to incorporate MY ideas and designs into their own homes.

And it usually looks like SHIT when they do.

But other people hear/see it and ask them where they got that (horrible) idea and their response is "From The Anal One". Which in turns makes it look like I have no taste to people who have never seen my version.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Or these gays that show up at pool tournaments with $500 sticks and crappy ratings. And I go off and beat them with a house cue stick. Afterwards, I tell them... "bet you wish you had spent that money on some eye glasses".
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lol. also, never go bowling with gays. i went once and you could hear the bitching outside in the parking lot.
 
RyanH said:
agree with you, Plorer.

Along the same lines, I've almost developed an aversion to Jeeps since all you see here in midtown, are gay men who drive big jeeps with big wheels and have yet to take it offroad .
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:bawling:
 
ain't this cute:

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musclebrains said:


:bawling:
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i've carved out an exception for you whereas you once said that you drive to the Highlands....we'll classify that as mountain driving....thus you have a real reason for owning one.:D
 
RyanH said:


i've carved out an exception for you whereas you once said that you drive to the Highlands....we'll classify that as mountain driving....thus you have a real reason for owning one.:D
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And speaking of stretches........:)
 
Just found this recent pic from Pensacola, this year, on the internet. Here's what we missed out on:

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gay men who act like tough bitches but aren't even out to their family.
 
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Hell to me is a gay resort. I was trapped in a lesbian-owned one in the Sangre de Cristo mountains a few years ago. There were signs up forbidding "scents" in public rooms. The toilet paper was recycled paper with the fortitude of cotton candy. The "healthful cuisine" was tofu, tofu and tofu. When I complained, I wasn't given breakast (scrambled tofu) the next day.

A few years ago an LA friend made my hotel arrangements in West Hollywood. I show up, the place is shabby, like 90 percent of these places because they think offering a gay "refuge" means they can forego normal amenities like cleanliness. I decide I'll suffer. But then I go out to the front desk and see that several guest are sitting stark naked in chairs reading FAB. I go to the cafe and half the people are stuffing their faces with croissants, au naturel. Lovely to watch naked men feed themselves. You can observe the entire action of peristalsis. I fled.

Generally, the entire exhibitionistic nature of gay culture, no matter how you dress it or what kind of car you put it in, has come to depress me.....as I go to the gym every day to try to keep up.
 
musclebrains said:
Hell to me is a gay resort. I was trapped in a lesbian-owned one in the Sangre de Cristo mountains a few years ago. There were signs up forbidding "scents" in public rooms. The toilet paper was recycled paper with the fortitude of cotton candy. The "healthful cuisine" was tofu, tofu and tofu. When I complained, I wasn't given breakast (scrambled tofu) the next day.

A few years ago an LA friend made my hotel arrangements in West Hollywood. I show up, the place is shabby, like 90 percent of these places because they think offering a gay "refuge" means they can forego normal amenities like cleanliness. I decide I'll suffer. But then I go out to the front desk and see that several guest are sitting stark naked in chairs reading FAB. I go to the cafe and half the people are stuffing their faces with croissants, au naturel. Lovely to watch naked men feed themselves. You can observe the entire action of peristalsis. I fled.

Generally, the entire exhibitionistic nature of gay culture, no matter how you dress it or what kind of car you put it in, has come to depress me.....as I go to the gym every day to try to keep up.
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some gay men have definitely, to some extent, changed the standard for what constitutes an attractive body. One of my best friends lives in Germany and whenever I see him he thinks I'm huge---When being 218 is really not all that much in comparison to lots of other gay men.

your gay resort experience is how I imagine a gay cruise to be.
 
RyanH said:


some gay men have definitely, to some extent, changed the standard for what constitutes an attractive body. One of my best friends lives in Germany and whenever I see him he thinks I'm huge---When being 218 is really not all that much in comparison to lots of other gay men.

your gay resort experience is how I imagine a gay cruise to be.
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I would rather be lashed to a chair in a Reparative Therapy workshop than take one of those gay cruises.

As for the body thing, depends on the circles you travel in. I certainly don't think 218 and low fat is the norm among American gay men.
 
musclebrains said:


I would rather be lashed to a chair in a Reparative Therapy workshop than take one of those gay cruises.

As for the body thing, depends on the circles you travel in. I certainly don't think 218 and low fat is the norm among American gay men.
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that's true, the guy I'm seeing and some of my friends probably distort my perception of reality sometimes, particularly my friends who live in New York, who think you are just skinny if you are below 200.
 
musclebrains is gonna make an exception with me when he and i make a baby... i've decided why freeze sperm when there is fun to be had doing it!

how about that mb? i'll try not to throw your back out... ;)
 
smallmovesal said:
musclebrains is gonna make an exception with me when he and i make a baby... i've decided why freeze sperm when there is fun to be had doing it!

how about that mb? i'll try not to throw your back out... ;)
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musclebrains said:
Oh, the gay rodeo was in town this week. I think that, and the whole gay c-w fascination, is totally queer.

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I am ashamed to admit that my very first boyfriend I met was while cruising through a western gay bar at the age of 20. He was 35 and I was 20, and we were sure it was love, when it was really four years of arguing.

Lesson: don't date a man who frequents western gay bars.
 
hmm, Smalls and MB, what would the baby's name be? any ideas? should be something really off the wall.
 
RyanH said:


I am ashamed to admit that my very first boyfriend I met was while cruising through a western gay bar at the age of 20. He was 35 and I was 20, and we were sure it was love, when it was really four years of arguing.

Lesson: don't date a man who frequents western gay bars.
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This renders my jeep driving completely trivial. You are a fag.
 
musclebrains said:


This renders my jeep driving completely trivial. You are a fag.
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actually, it was during college when the armory used have a western side to their "club." I got peer pressured into venturing over to the country western side, and well.......:D
 
RyanH said:
hmm, Smalls and MB, what would the baby's name be? any ideas? should be something really off the wall.
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hmmm good question.

muscleballs?

smuscle?

i think i'm partial to extremely gendered names like candi or antoine

we haven't really discussed it yet... thoughts mb?
 
RyanH said:


actually, it was during college when the armory used have a western side to their "club." I got peer pressured into venturing over to the country western side, and well.......:D
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Yeah sure. And now you're 10 feet away at Crackstreet whining about gay stereotypes. Come closer. THWACK.
 
musclebrains said:



Yeah sure. And now you're 10 feet away at Crackstreet whining about gay stereotypes. Come closer. THWACK.
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when i attend crackstreet i only do it to pick up straight men.
 
smallmovesal said:


hmmm good question.

muscleballs?

smuscle?

i think i'm partial to extremely gendered names like candi or antoine

we haven't really discussed it yet... thoughts mb?
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Honestly, smalls, my penis is too large for your vagina. Try this:

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musclebrains said:



Yeah, I've heard most transvestites are heterosexual.
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i'm not playing. one of the best experiences i ever had was with a bi guy that i met at the upstairs bar. no gucci, no drama, just a real guy in a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt.
 
RyanH said:


i'm not playing. one of the best experiences i ever had was with a bi guy that i met at the upstairs bar. no gucci, no drama, just a real guy in a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt.
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Oh sure, no drama, just an average guy out at Crackstreet to catch the drag show. I haven't been in that bar in years, ever since the evening I met the super-built, easygoing construction guy in jeans and a white t-shirt. We get to his casita and he has the world's largest collection of opera recordings and the world's smallest penis, smaller than my exwife's clitoris.
 
musclebrains said:


Oh sure, no drama, just an average guy out at Crackstreet to catch the drag show. I haven't been in that bar in years, ever since the evening I met the super-built, easygoing construction guy in jeans and a white t-shirt. We get to his casita and he has the world's largest collection of opera recordings and the world's smallest penis, smaller than my exwife's clitoris.
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there are lots of "straight" boys who hang at Crackstreet on Saturday night, just grab a pool stick and knock their bitches out of the way. Or sometimes, you might have to sleep with her as well if you have any chance of getting him. I met a couple a few months ago and that insisted on that arrangement, so I obliged.
 
RyanH said:


there are lots of "straight" boys who hang at Crackstreet on Saturday night, just grab a pool stick and knock their bitches out of the way. Or sometimes, you might have to sleep with her as well if you have any chance of getting him. I met a couple a few months ago and that insisted on that arrangement, so I obliged.
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Yeah, yeah, I know. But when I want to be out at 4 in the morning there are more efficient venues in our city.
 
Tennessee William's "Steetcar Named desire" is not to be messed with.....the fragility of Ms. Dubois is hard to beat.
 
RyanH said:
Tennessee William's "Steetcar Named desire" is not to be messed with.....the fragility of Ms. Dubois is hard to beat.
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Yeah, sure. You just relate (because of your Crackstreet forays) to her famous line: "After the death of Allan, intimacies with strangers was all I seemed able to fill my empty heart with."
 
musclebrains said:


Yeah, sure. You just relate (because of your Crackstreet forays) to her famous line: "After the death of Allan, intimacies with strangers was all I seemed able to fill my empty heart with."
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Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my CLOSE-UP......(Ms. Desmond from Sunset Blvd).
 
RyanH said:


i met a lesbian electrician the other day. she had the biggest tool belt I've ever seen.
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My maid is a lesbian. She wears something like a gunbelt with a spray bottle stuffed into each holster. It's very hot.
 
Norma Desmond on talkies, not gay men:

"They're dead, they're finished! There was a time in this business when they had the eyes of the whole wide world. But that wasn't good enough for them. Oh, no. They had to have the ears of the world, too. So they opened their big mouths, and out came talk. Talk! Talk!"





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musclebrains said:
Norma Desmond on talkies, not gay men:

"They're dead, they're finished! There was a time in this business when they had the eyes of the whole wide world. But that wasn't good enough for them. Oh, no. They had to have the ears of the world, too. So they opened their big mouths, and out came talk. Talk! Talk!"





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lol. "with one look, I could make the whole world cry."
 
smallmovesal said:
i think i'm going to become a gay man. i'm convinced gay men have all the fun.
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We still have not hung out dear...don't judge till then...im all the fun of a gay man in a very hetro body, good hair as well :D
 
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musclebrains said:


I didn't even mention spelling. It's "peeves."
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thats funny, the member zirakzigil use to correct peoples spelling all the time on here. at the time i only suspected he was gay, but now i know.
 
"Still wonderful, isn't it? And no dialogue. We didn't need dialogue. We had faces. There just aren't any faces like that anymore. Maybe one. Garbo. Oh, those idiot producers! Those imbeciles! Haven't they got any eyes? Have they forgotten what a star looks like? I'll show them! I'll be up there again! So help me!"

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