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Gay peeps, who pays on the first date?

The Less Gay One.

If AAP and I go out, which will happen, I will buy. He may not be gay. But ain't gay x12.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
what if they both play pitcher and catcher? :confused: is that possible? who pays then?
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There is no such thing as a pitcher AND catcher in the same person. If you hear of it, it is mostly cather's in denial. Or catchers masquerading as a pitcher to get more attention. Until they get home and go "you know I have never done this before but would like to try it..." pulling a damn reverse swap on some unsuspecting bottom who followed them home with stars in their eyes.
 
AAP said:
There is no such thing as a pitcher AND catcher in the same person. If you hear of it, it is mostly cather's in denial. Or catchers masquerading as a pitcher to get more attention. Until they get home and go "you know I have never done this before but would like to try it..." pulling a damn reverse swap on some unsuspecting bottom who followed them home with stars in their eyes.
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sounds like a move that a chick might pull :lmao: with stars in their eyes

what about lesbians, don't they both like to get fisted? or only one has to do the fisting?
 
It would be like me meeting Brad Pitt at the bar and he telling me he is a bottom, then we get home and he says he is really a top. I'll be all like "Well Brad, not tonight."

And how would I know what lesbians do?
 
AAP said:
It would be like me meeting Brad Pitt at the bar and he telling me he is a bottom, then we get home and he says he is really a top. I'll be all like "Well Brad, not tonight."

And how would I know what lesbians do?
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isn't it one big circuit? :whatever: i thought all gays stuck together. all in tune with each other and shit. do the dykes hate the gay guys too?
 
fistfullofsteel said:
isn't it one big circuit? :whatever: i thought all gays stuck together. all in tune with each other and shit. do the dykes hate the gay guys too?
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The dykes hate us cause we have dicks. You ever seen their sex toys? All dildos. Like dicks. Which so are ours, but that is besides the point. We like dicks. That's why we like men. Lesbians with dick-like sex toys is odd. If they liked dicks, they should like men. It would be like two bottoms buying a rubber vagina.

What would they do with that? Stick flowers in it and display it on the dining room table?
 
AAP said:
It would be like two bottoms buying a rubber vagina.
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:spit: what if the guy is bisexual and the female is a bisexual and all about equal rights, then who pays? :confused:


why are bisexual chicks the nuttiest?
 
AAP said:
The dykes hate us cause we have dicks. You ever seen their sex toys? All dildos. Like dicks. Which so are ours, but that is besides the point. We like dicks. That's why we like men. Lesbians with dick-like sex toys is odd. If they liked dicks, they should like men. It would be like two bottoms buying a rubber vagina.

What would they do with that? Stick flowers in it and display it on the dining room table?
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That is a lovely flower arrangement. Are those pussywillows?

:lmao:
 
they duke it out in the parking lot
 
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