GARZA?! Again, I ask....

[LiLady11]

Hamster has told me that I should ask you guys, the Day Crew a bit about GARZA, the greatest Elite Memeber in History!!

What can y'all tell me? High told me that he's some kid... need more info!!

 

[supersizeme]

garza is an up and coming powerlifter who likes to post pics with items such as pepto bismol while making funny faces. funny thing is, he never seemed to feel liked and then he made that big picture thread of himself with all these hilarious facial expressions. everyone laughed their asses off and wanted more and then the dude cruised because he wasn't happy here. go figure. he probably still lurks here and just doesn't post anymore, or he aliases.

 

[WODIN]

I miss Garza and his one eyed cat.

 

[MommaKin]

do a search on him...

Garza The Great lives on!

 

[HamsterHider]

SOMEONE TELL LILLADY ABOUT THE ONE EYED CAT ..... OH OK GARZA WHO LIVED IN A LUXURIOUS TRAILER PARK FOUND A BATCH OF NEW BORN KITTENS OUTSIDE. ONE OF THEM A FEW DAYS LATER HAD MYSTERIOUSLY GOTTEN MAN CHOWDER IN IT'S EYE AND IT HAD CRUSTED OVER AND WAS FALLING OUT A BIT. GARZA BEING AN ASPIRING VET DECIDED TO TAKE A PENCIL AND FLICK ITS EYE OUT. HE CLAIMED THE CAT WAS HAPPIER AFTERWARDS. OH IF ONLY THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE WHO REMEMEBRED THE GREATEST ELITE MEMBER EVER. WELL HIM AND PIZZAMAN.

 

[danielson]

if u see him with a piece of bread......just run

 

[supersizeme]

actually i think we had a vote one time and ASSFACE won greatest member of all time. or maybe it was special bill.

 

[TN MuscleBear]

GARZA BEING AN ASPIRING VET DECIDED TO TAKE A PENCIL AND FLICK ITS EYE OUT.

Wait...I thought he hit the cat in the eye with a piece of bread and that took the eye out....

 

[Hannibal]

actually i think we had a vote one time and ASSFACE won greatest member of all time. or maybe it was special bill.

Well that may be true....but we all know that lunatic had the greatest post of all time on the Anabolic Board.

 

[HamsterHider]

OK HE DID USE A PIECE OF BREAD BUT ON THE 2ND ONE HE USED A PENCIL. WHAT WAS HIS POST ON THE ANABOLIC BOARD?

 

[LiLady11]

Thanks Omega!! Good stuff!!
What dare I ask was on the Anabolic board?

 

[HamsterHider]

I THINK ON THE ANABOLIC BOARD HE MAY HAVE ASKED SOMETHING LIKE IF I USE STEROIDS AND THEY ARE 17AA AND MY LIVER DOESN'T ABSORB THEM ALL , THEN IF I EAT MY OWN POOPIE WILL IT BE WORTH IT CAUSE THE STEROIDS ARE STILL IN THERE OR MAYBE IT WAS INVOLVING DRINKINHIS OWN SEMEN.

 

[supersizeme]

Well that may be true....but we all know that lunatic had the greatest post of all time on the Anabolic Board.

what post was that?? is it a guy with the handle "Lunatic" or were you talking about garza or someone else??

 

[Hannibal]

what post was that?? is it a guy with the handle "Lunatic" or were you talking about garza or someone else??

His username was Lunatic...cant find the post. I hope someone can. But he attemped to inject AAS directly into his anus..."right into the o-ring". And what made it funny was that he was serious.

 

[Balls of Steel]

Garza posted his face pic one time, and we couldnt see it becuase it was covered in Zits. He probably has some big ass tits too. He made fun of fat people on a thread, and everyone flamed him and made fun of him for bieng mean to fatasses. They were ruthless too, he probably cried. Then I came on the "make fun of fat people thread" as HOSS84 (my old name) and talked shit about fatasses myself. But no one gave me shit, they knew better. Then I came on the "make fun of ugly fuckers named garza " thread, and dissed garza. People were like "who are these newbies just jumpin in and trashing garza, werent some of them also making fun of fat people on the other thread"....they were obviousley refering to me...but didnt mention my name. They were afraid to.

 

[dballer]

SOMEONE TELL LILLADY ABOUT THE ONE EYED CAT ..... OH OK GARZA WHO LIVED IN A LUXURIOUS TRAILER PARK FOUND A BATCH OF NEW BORN KITTENS OUTSIDE. ONE OF THEM A FEW DAYS LATER HAD MYSTERIOUSLY GOTTEN MAN CHOWDER IN IT'S EYE AND IT HAD CRUSTED OVER AND WAS FALLING OUT A BIT. GARZA BEING AN ASPIRING VET DECIDED TO TAKE A PENCIL AND FLICK ITS EYE OUT. HE CLAIMED THE CAT WAS HAPPIER AFTERWARDS. OH IF ONLY THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE WHO REMEMEBRED THE GREATEST ELITE MEMBER EVER. WELL HIM AND PIZZAMAN.

YOU CLAIM YOU ARE A FAN?????


He knocked the cats eye out with a piece of BREAD!!! Not a pencil.... dude.. I am ashamed.

 

[HamsterHider]

WELL THERE WERE 2 CATS ONE HAD IS EYEBALL KNOCKED OUT WITH A PENCIL.

 

[Hamsterhider2]

Yep read it and weep

 

[Burning_Inside]

in the year 2058 people will still bring up GARZA

 

[Mr. dB]

Garza got a job and a wife and moved from Las Vegas to California. He has been known to return to Vegas for May1010's dinner parties.

 

[SoreArms]

Yep read it and weep

so you used to be Italian and now you're Australian?