G.F asks why I have blood stains on the butt cheeks of my boxers

[al420]

Tell her you juice.....hey if you cant be honest with your girlfriend then why are you with her?

BAD ADVICE! Don't tell anyone - especially your GF - - - NEVER tell your GF.... EVER

 

[njmuscleguy]

you also might want to protect them by keeping them ignorant... if ever came the day when the police came knocking at your door and it got ugly, then at least your wife or gf could legitimately say they know nothing and not run the risk of being an accomplice

 

[Pride Fighting Fan]

Just tell her you are on the rag!

 

[rg78]

You should tell her dude, my girl loves stickin test in me.... I wonder why? lol

 

[ALIN]

My g.f. likes to wear my boxers to sleep in and wear around the house (she looks sexy as hell in them). Most of them are black or dark, so its not really noticable, but on some of the lighter colored ones theres blood stains from where my ass bleed from injections. The other day she asked me why theres stains near the ass cheeks. I said I've been helping my friend build a deck and might have sat on some nails or something. Would have said that they're skidmarks, but they're not near the crack. I thought it was pretty funny.

thell you have zits on your ass.

 

[proken]

Go to ebay, for 20 bucks you can get forty pairs of boxers, In fact, If I get a little red spot, it never gets washed again. Funnny, but sort of like depends.
(pun)

 

[rykertest]

all my underwear are black so it's not an issue. Except the time I blew a vein.......man that looked like someone had taken a hammer to my right butt cheek. I then had to explain....not good. But it's ok now.

 

[theprofessor]

Tell her you juice.....hey if you cant be honest with your girlfriend then why are you with her?

agreed
seriously, if she dont like it... too bad

 

[Juiced]

I just think its easier to tell them and keep them knowing as little as possible but no matter what woman have a fuckin sense that us men will never have, they have fuckin radar and I hate it.

 

[gautho]

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