Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still shares a room with his younger brother who is
only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is
already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up
to the top bunk..As you might expect things started to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants
a new position
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you guys stop making sandwiches up there!
You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!
Unfortunately, he still shares a room with his younger brother who is
only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is
already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up
to the top bunk..As you might expect things started to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants
a new position
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you guys stop making sandwiches up there!
You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!

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