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A man and his wife go out for their aniversary to a very swank grill room with a piano bar. After dinner they wander, with cognac in hand, into the piano bar to discover the guy at the piano playing some of the funkiest jazz piano they have ever heard, truely amazing.
The husband is overcome and between songs walks over to the pianist, who is obviously a bit drunk. "Excuse me, that was fantastic! Did you write that?" aks the husband. "Why yes, yes I did, thanks. I call it 'Eat my ass, you fucking douchebag.'"
Taken aback the husband just storms off. A few songs later the pianist is playing a phenominal blues piece, and the husband just can't stand it anymore and has to walk over and ask, "Again, you floor me, that is great stuff! Did you write that as well?". "Yes, I love that piece, I call it "Eat a shit sandwich, assnozzle."
The husband this time just shakes his head and walks away. Meanwhile the pianist on a break has started to come back from the bathroom and has obviously forgot to put his penis back into his pants and is wagging across the dance floor on his way to the piano. The husband sees the rather rude pianist and says, "Hey, do you know your dick is hanging out of your pants, shitstain?"
"Know it? I wrote it!"
The husband is overcome and between songs walks over to the pianist, who is obviously a bit drunk. "Excuse me, that was fantastic! Did you write that?" aks the husband. "Why yes, yes I did, thanks. I call it 'Eat my ass, you fucking douchebag.'"
Taken aback the husband just storms off. A few songs later the pianist is playing a phenominal blues piece, and the husband just can't stand it anymore and has to walk over and ask, "Again, you floor me, that is great stuff! Did you write that as well?". "Yes, I love that piece, I call it "Eat a shit sandwich, assnozzle."
The husband this time just shakes his head and walks away. Meanwhile the pianist on a break has started to come back from the bathroom and has obviously forgot to put his penis back into his pants and is wagging across the dance floor on his way to the piano. The husband sees the rather rude pianist and says, "Hey, do you know your dick is hanging out of your pants, shitstain?"
"Know it? I wrote it!"
