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Subject: Fw: Bush and Osama - The 2 Terrorist War
> Bush and Osama decided to settle the terrorist war
> once and for all.
>
> They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
>
> They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
> dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
dominate
> the world.
>
> Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
> Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest
Siberian
> wolves.
>
> They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
> from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
> After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had
ever
> seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get
> near it.
>
> When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
> with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
>
> Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no
> way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani
dog.
>
> When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
> out of its cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
>
> Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
> charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the
> Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
>
> There was nothing left of his dog at all.
>
> Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand
> how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
> with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
> biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
>
> "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons
> working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
> Bush and Osama decided to settle the terrorist war
> once and for all.
>
> They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
>
> They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
> dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
dominate
> the world.
>
> Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
> Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest
Siberian
> wolves.
>
> They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
> from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
> After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had
ever
> seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get
> near it.
>
> When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
> with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
>
> Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no
> way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani
dog.
>
> When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
> out of its cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
>
> Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
> charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the
> Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
>
> There was nothing left of his dog at all.
>
> Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand
> how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
> with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
> biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
>
> "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons
> working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
