fsuwarrior
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1. If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman to hear him- is he still wrong?
4. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
5. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
7. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
8. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
9. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
2. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman to hear him- is he still wrong?
4. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
5. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
7. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
8. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
9. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?