Funny story

[Nathan]

This kid I know bought himself a rottweiler puppy a few months ago. You need to know that for the story to make sense, trust me. Anyways, the other night, he thought it would be fun to do some mdma with some of his friends. So, he took a half tab and, sure enough, after a little while he started to trip out. Being the winner this kid is, he couldn't handle the high and ended up vomiting all over the place outside.
After going inside to lay down for a while, it occurred to him to check on his dog, and upon doing so he discovered that the dog had eaten all of his vomit. The kid and his buddies take the dog inside to keep an eye on it and before they know it the dog is whipping its head to and fro like a retarded kid that can't get his helmet off. They started playing with the thing and it wouldn't let them stop. It even started humping everything in the room.
Eventually, they decided to take the animal to the vet and tell him that the dog ate some unknown poison. The vet clued in and told them to come clean so he could help the dog. They ended up pumping its stomach.
I laughed very hard when I heard that story.

 

[jenscats5]

dumb kid.....

 

[jackangel]

This kid I know bought himself a rottweiler puppy a few months ago. You need to know that for the story to make sense, trust me.

this right here is awesome, and definitely the right way to start off any post. however, i was extremely disappointed to learn that the puppy was actually part of the story.

 

[Nathan]

this right here is awesome, and definitely the right way to start off any post. however, i was extremely disappointed to learn that the puppy was actually part of the story.

I'm not going to say that I could have done without the sarcastic reply, but that is how I feel.

 

[Nathan]

Vomit, a puppy, mdma. I thought this story had all the right ingredients. Maybe it needed a different recipe.

 

[Lumberg]

This kid I know bought himself a rottweiler puppy a few months ago. You need to know that for the story to make sense, trust me. Anyways, the other night, he thought it would be fun to do some mdma with some of his friends. So, he took a half tab and, sure enough, after a little while he started to trip out. Being the winner this kid is, he couldn't handle the high and ended up vomiting all over the place outside.
After going inside to lay down for a while, it occurred to him to check on his dog, and upon doing so he discovered that the dog had eaten all of his vomit. The kid and his buddies take the dog inside to keep an eye on it and before they know it the dog is whipping its head to and fro like a retarded kid that can't get his helmet off. They started playing with the thing and it wouldn't let them stop.

I woulda just kept playing with it. Mayeb taken it to a place where there's lots of people or something. You know let the dog have an awesome trip.
What a bunch of buzz killers.

 

[coverguy]

funny!

 

[biteme]

This kid I know bought himself a rottweiler puppy a few months ago. You need to know that for the story to make sense, trust me. Anyways, the other night, he thought it would be fun to do some mdma with some of his friends. So, he took a half tab and, sure enough, after a little while he started to trip out. Being the winner this kid is, he couldn't handle the high and ended up vomiting all over the place outside.
After going inside to lay down for a while, it occurred to him to check on his dog, and upon doing so he discovered that the dog had eaten all of his vomit. The kid and his buddies take the dog inside to keep an eye on it and before they know it the dog is whipping its head to and fro like a retarded kid that can't get his helmet off. They started playing with the thing and it wouldn't let them stop. It even started humping everything in the room.
Eventually, they decided to take the animal to the vet and tell him that the dog ate some unknown poison. The vet clued in and told them to come clean so he could help the dog. They ended up pumping its stomach.
I laughed very hard when I heard that story.

Dogs are nasty. When I was a kid, I can remember the neighbor's dog licking up our lugies. Very foul creatures. I have one big ugly lab that has a huge drool coming out of his mouth, waiting for me to let him in the front door. The misery of it all, living with dog lovers. Haven't I suffered enough God?

 

[Vash]

Dogs are nasty. When I was a kid, I can remember the neighbor's dog licking up our lugies. Very foul creatures. I have one big ugly lab that has a huge drool coming out of his mouth, waiting for me to let him in the front door. The misery of it all, living with dog lovers. Haven't I suffered enough God?

No

 

[biteme]

No

Did I say something to offend you or are you just being funny?

 

[jackangel]

Did I say something to offend you or are you just being funny?

i can tell you for sure that he isn't being funny.

 

[biteme]

i can tell you for sure that he isn't being funny.

Probably not. He's a dog lover just like you. Anyone that doesn't love dogs is the enemy. lol

 

[hardrock]

On a similar note, my brother gave my dog an eigth of weed one time. I came home to find the dog laying in a chair and moaning until he finally threw up. Fucking brother's an idiot. He also got the dog drunk once and it couldn't walk for shit.

 

[TheProject]

Animal cruelty is always hysterical.

 

[SoreArms]

Nathan in your story, the dogs intoxication was incidental however, I do want to mention that I hate when people purposely get their pets high or drunk. I get high and drunk, but thats my own concious choice. Animals don't need that kind of shit.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan in your story, the dogs intoxication was incidental however, I do want to mention that I hate when people purposely get their pets high or drunk. I get high and drunk, but thats my own concious choice. Animals don't need that kind of shit.

When I first heard the story, I was told the kid's friends gave the mdma to the dog. I didn't laugh at all since I agree that that's a mean thing to do. Bad trips are not fun, regardless of your species. And a dog weighs less than a third of what most people do so one tab would make it really fucking high. This was accidental though and I wonder if the dog will ever eat vomit again. It probably has the association now.

 

[curling]

Dang, a half tab gets a kid and a dog off. That must have been some of the old days quality x.

 

[curling]

This was accidental though and I wonder if the dog will ever eat vomit again. It probably has the association now.

I don't know over 50% of x users vomit and they still take the crap.

 

[Vash]

Did I say something to offend you or are you just being funny?

Both

 

[Ffactor]

This story would have been funnier if it had a picture of my foot all the way up your ass!

 

[hardrock]

Nathan in your story, the dogs intoxication was incidental however, I do want to mention that I hate when people purposely get their pets high or drunk. I get high and drunk, but thats my own concious choice. Animals don't need that kind of shit.

Agreed

 

[gab9681]

My wife and I have a 12 week old miniature pinscher puppy. We wanted a real dog, but we don't have the yard space yet, and my wife insisted that we get some sort of dog and she fell in love with this one. Blah blah blah. Anyways, she is a cool dog but she likes to get into whatever she can get her paws on. One of my buddies was between leases and was crashing in our basement for a month. He likes to partake in the mary jane occassionally and had an 1/8th in his coat pocket. He left his coat on the chair in the living room and apparently the pup got into it. My buddy was cashed out on the couch at the time and my wife and I were out. When we got home, my buddy was freaking out because the dog got his weed. The dog was freaking out because she only weighs 2.7lbs and she just ate an 1/8th of weed. We didn't know what to do so we called the vet and the vet said don't worry about it. Keep her safe and she will be fine. I felt bad for her but if was pretty funny to watch her try to get around. She kept trying to jump onto the couch and would just totally miscalculate and biff into the floor every time. About 30 minutes later she puked and then she was fine. I was pretty pissed at my buddy for leaving his shit within her reach but he was pretty pissed at my dog too for eating his 1/8th. Ahh, good times.

 

[Lumberg]

When I first heard the story, I was told the kid's friends gave the mdma to the dog. I didn't laugh at all since I agree that that's a mean thing to do. Bad trips are not fun, regardless of your species. And a dog weighs less than a third of what most people do so one tab would make it really fucking high. This was accidental though and I wonder if the dog will ever eat vomit again. It probably has the association now.

I don't think anyone knows for sure if it was indeed a "bad trip" for the dog....he may have loved rolling.