Funny inject stories

[iron asylum]

I saw another post on here about someone passing out while pinning themselves and thought I would share a story myself.

Years ago a friend of mine wanted to start juicing and asked for my help with his first shot so I obliged since it was his first cycle. We were in my bedroom and I told him I would give him a glute shot which would be painless. I have him stand up next to the dresser for support and he drops his pants for the shot. I proceed to inject him with some test enanthate and while in the middle of the shot he passes out on me and I have to catch his fall and guide him to the bed so he doesnt smack his head on the floor and do some damage. I luckily got the needle out of him before he lands on the bed but my arm is still around him and he starts to convulse a little bit (like a mini epelepsy episode) I'm thinking wtf! as I hold him down. Then all of a sudden he starts coming too and wakes up. So the situation is he wakes up forgetting that we just tried to give him a shot and just sees that his pants are down around his ankles and here I am all 240 pounds of me with my arm around him pinning him down on the bed. He freaks out and yells "What are you doing"!!!!! He thought I was gonna try and fuck him!! LMAO!!!! It only took him a moment to remember what was happening but for an instant he actually thought I was gonna fuck him.....

Seriously if you could have seen the look on his face!!! This happened years ago but I still crack up about it.

 

[-SD-]

I will now tell you of the legend of EF member lunatic. Once upon a time, long before most EF members were here, there was an aspiring jooser named Lunatic. For Lunatic's first attempt at an injection, he knew the easiest way was in the ass. What he didnt know was that you dont take that literally by injecting into your anus. So one day Lunatic posts a thread about his first injection, and yes, he injected directly into his asshole, balloon knot, starfish, bunghole, etc. There are many names for it but it all meant the same thing that day for Lunatic: pain from the injection, and ridicule from EF after posting about it. But there was good to come out of it, The Greatest Thread in EF history. I wish I could post a link, however, Im afraid it is too old to even be found anymore.

"I make one fuckin mistake"-Lunatic

 

[dabuffguy]

I will now tell you of the legend of EF member lunatic. Once upon a time, long before most EF members were here, there was an aspiring jooser named Lunatic. For Lunatic's first attempt at an injection, he knew the easiest way was in the ass. What he didnt know was that you dont take that literally by injecting into your anus. So one day Lunatic posts a thread about his first injection, and yes, he injected directly into his asshole, balloon knot, starfish, bunghole, etc. There are many names for it but it all meant the same thing that day for Lunatic: pain from the injection, and ridicule from EF after posting about it. But there was good to come out of it, The Greatest Thread in EF history. I wish I could post a link, however, Im afraid it is too old to even be found anymore.

"I make one fuckin mistake"-Lunatic

Oh, it can be found. Funniest thing I have ever read.

I love how he was describing that his hole would pucker up and tighten when he'd get the needle near teh hole.

LMAO, I never laughed so hard in my life.

 

[-SD-]

Oh, it can be found. Funniest thing I have ever read.

I love how he was describing that his hole would pucker up and tighten when he'd get the needle near teh hole.

LMAO, I never laughed so hard in my life.

if you can find it, post it up. I think we got a good crop of jewsers and noobs that should see it now. i think there should be a special day, once a year that that thread gets stickied for the day.

 

[lander2312]

Oh, it can be found. Funniest thing I have ever read.

I love how he was describing that his hole would pucker up and tighten when he'd get the needle near teh hole.

LMAO, I never laughed so hard in my life.

PLease post it....hell just that little bit made me laugh my ass off....

 

[bigtravis]

Dave. Her's your repost of it from a long time ago but the link has been deleted. Sorry.http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/a...legendary-o-ring-injection-thread-289627.html

 

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Dave. Her's your repost of it from a long time ago but the link has been deleted. Sorry.http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/a...legendary-o-ring-injection-thread-289627.html

I think we need a moment of silence for The Legendary thread, as it is no longer with us.

 

[bigtravis]

I think we need a moment of silence for The Legendary thread, as it is no longer with us.

SSSSSHH....Ya'll smell that? Smells like seseme oil and poot.

 

[wolfman87]

omg i remember that shit like it was yesterday!! i think that thread is what inspired me to join up here!! ha ha ha jk but that was the funniest shit i ever saw on the internet and that's saying something.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

I saw another post on here about someone passing out while pinning themselves and thought I would share a story myself.

Years ago a friend of mine wanted to start juicing and asked for my help with his first shot so I obliged since it was his first cycle. We were in my bedroom and I told him I would give him a glute shot which would be painless. I have him stand up next to the dresser for support and he drops his pants for the shot. I proceed to inject him with some test enanthate and while in the middle of the shot he passes out on me and I have to catch his fall and guide him to the bed so he doesnt smack his head on the floor and do some damage. I luckily got the needle out of him before he lands on the bed but my arm is still around him and he starts to convulse a little bit (like a mini epelepsy episode) I'm thinking wtf! as I hold him down. Then all of a sudden he starts coming too and wakes up. So the situation is he wakes up forgetting that we just tried to give him a shot and just sees that his pants are down around his ankles and here I am all 240 pounds of me with my arm around him pinning him down on the bed. He freaks out and yells "What are you doing"!!!!! He thought I was gonna try and fuck him!! LMAO!!!! It only took him a moment to remember what was happening but for an instant he actually thought I was gonna fuck him.....

Seriously if you could have seen the look on his face!!! This happened years ago but I still crack up about it.

You were responsible I hope and used a condom??

 

[slimjim1985]

damn I really wanted to see that thread

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Anyone remember if that was the same dude who shoved the fina pellets up his ass because he calculated that the absorption would be better??

 

[-SD-]

Anyone remember if that was the same dude who shoved the fina pellets up his ass because he calculated that the absorption would be better??

bwahahhaah shit i must have missed that one. how do you even calculate something like that.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

bwahahhaah shit i must have missed that one. how do you even calculate something like that.

I think it was back in like 2001 or 2002 that it was. I dunno but I remember the day it was posted. Holy shit that was priceless.

 

[-SD-]

I think it was back in like 2001 or 2002 that it was. I dunno but I remember the day it was posted. Holy shit that was priceless.

"I make one fuckin mistake"

llololollool i gotta sig that its too damn good

 

[micksnowdog]

i was in a blokes car recently in the dark trying to sneak my shot in, was in another town for work and didn't have my work ute there either, long story, so anyways i'm trying to aspirate in my glute and then shoot with the light of my phone when the fucking barrell comes off from the pin and half the shot sprayed all over the place, i tried to wipe the oil away from where it had sprayed all over his car but i still missed some i found on the windshield and sunvisors the next day but i couldn't try and clean it up in fron of him and i wasted half my shot.

 

[slimjim1985]

Anyone remember if that was the same dude who shoved the fina pellets up his ass because he calculated that the absorption would be better??

I don't know why I know this...well actually I do, a couple friends of mine used to put ecstasy up their bunghole saying the absorption is better. Pretty much they put it down like this...95% of the pill is utilized when stuck up the 'ol pooper. 80% if snorted and 70% is swallowed. Don't ask me where they came up with these figures.