Funny IM's. How do you like this one?

[biteme]

ttum5i2y310398 [9:45 PM]: Hey Sexy pants, what are you up to? Do you have time to check out my dating profile? lnkdrakpeaxtugokjzZipCodeDating.netawjcvkiwvwxljtyjnk
Raymac24 [9:46 PM]: Nah. I'm whacking off right now.

 

[EnderJE]

I guess she wants to make up.

Locken in 5...4..3...2...

 

[biteme]

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harleybabe69692003: young
harleybabe69692003: 35
brad: how young. lol. putting you on the spot
harleybabe69692003: you smiled
brad: okay. Good enough. I'm 40
brad: People always guess 5 years younger
harleybabe69692003: i told u u were young
brad: So I know that I really look 40. LOL
brad: I don't see you anymore
harleybabe69692003: i dont see u either
brad: what happened
harleybabe69692003: u tell me
harleybabe69692003: your so cute you overloaded everything
brad: haha. Thanks. You're cute too
brad: here let me try to get this thing going again
brad: there
brad: Now, where are you.
harleybabe69692003: im here
harleybabe69692003: in my room
harleybabe69692003: with my dogs
harleybabe69692003: ohhhhh the cam ok
brad: aha.
brad: you were there for a secon
brad: disappeared again
harleybabe69692003: my cam has issues
brad: there u are
harleybabe69692003: my dog has a drainage tube in her leg i have to watch her
brad: I'm trying to arrange everything on the computer desktop
brad: nice hair
harleybabe69692003: ty
brad: Now just lower the camera a little
brad: okay. that was a little
brad: Okay babe. I've got to go help my daughter. I'm putting you on friend's list. Hold on.
brad: Okay. I'll chat with you later. What happened?


harleybabe69692003: u needed to help your a daughter
harleybabe69692003: u said
brad: yeah. I'm waiting for her to call. Decided to stick around while I'm waiting
harleybabe69692003: oh ok
brad: u have nice hair
harleybabe69692003: ty
brad: wouldn't mind seeing the rest of you. lol
harleybabe69692003: its a mess now
brad: I saw you when you went into the bathroom
harleybabe69692003: i went and got a rum and coke
brad: good drink
brad: Have one for me
brad: Can I see your shirt again?
harleybabe69692003: hold on the vet
harleybabe69692003: ok

 

[wootoom]

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[seizer]

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lol

 

[Lumberg]

I need to start saving my IMs with Raina

no wait I would get in trouble with my wife.

SO what do you guys think of mext week;s l;ineup of SNL, with Jason Lee from "My Name is Earl?"

 

[DieselGunz]

In

 

[*MissFit*]

hmm

 

[digger]

 

[wootoom]

lololol

 

[biteme]

lololol

Was there something against the rules about this thread? Or is it the karma thing?

 

[wootoom]

Was there something against the rules about this thread? Or is it the karma thing?

hell no this thread rocks

 

[hotzie]