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Luciano_

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Well, a long time ago I use to train in club gym.
There were a couple of big guys, but they didn't know much because I don't remember seeing them dead lifting or squatting.
But there was this funny guy ... I think that the only thing he use to do is to bench and train his arms.
So, he use to grab to big dbs, make like two repetitions drop the dbs and come next to me and my buddies asking like 5 times in 5 seconds, while touching his arms, "Am I bigger?" "Am I bigger?". Then he use to run away to do some more repetitions ...
Funny guy !
 
When I used to belong to the Y, I was on the elliptical one day which faced the weight room and there was a wall of mirrors behind the CV machines.....well, I'm trolling along when this skinny black kid comes up wearing a wife beater....looks in the mirror, turns slightly sideways, then kisses his biceps!! I almost fell off the machine!! It was soooo funny....

Another time I was running on the treadmill and I dropped my magazine which then fell on the belt & it shot out into the weight area......THAT was funny!!
 
In my old gym, long time ago, me and a bunch of buddies use to spot the new ones, as soon as they arrived we take all the benches leaving one with a loooot of plates.
So the new guy start taking plates from a side until ZAZ, de barbell falls smashing all the plates from the other side ... And then we took turns to say to the guy that he is going to break the floor and that kind of shit.
Funny, they did that to me too though.
 
not funny... but weird. I once saw a dude using a suitcase for a gym bag. Not a wheelie garment bag, but a Samonite suitcase. Big ass fucker too. Lugging that around from piece of equipment to the next with him.
 
AAP said:
not funny... but weird. I once saw a dude using a suitcase for a gym bag. Not a wheelie garment bag, but a Samonite suitcase. Big ass fucker too. Lugging that around from piece of equipment to the next with him.
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Yep that is weird....
 
AAP said:
not funny... but weird. I once saw a dude using a suitcase for a gym bag. Not a wheelie garment bag, but a Samonite suitcase. Big ass fucker too. Lugging that around from piece of equipment to the next with him.
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flat out weird
 
I like closing my eyes while walking.
A month ago or so I was on a running machine and I said to myself, ok, lets try to run without seeing. 30 sec later I lost equilibrium and I could barely hold myself, legs loose, while pressing the emergency stop red button with my head.
Kindda funny, especially for those who where around me !
Don't close your eyes while running !!
 
I was talking to two girls during my arm workout. (So, trying to be cool) I pick up the dumbells and started to do hammer curls. My freind noticed and immediatly pulled my shorts and underwear down. The girls just laughed at me. But, Of course I continued with 8 more solid reps.
 
I am a very distracted person, the other day I was doing arm curls and I notice that my left arm was weaker that day, damn, I was able to do like 10 rep with my right and 8 1/2 with my left. Then I realized that the dbs were different :rolleyes: Damn.
Another thing that happened to me once is that I loaded the squat bar, I was supposed to do 3x10 .. First 10, wow, they were tough, so I said well, probably it's not my day. Second 10r I can barely do them, and I fail in the 6rep of the third set. When unloading the bar I noticed like 60 extra lbs. :rolleyes: Damn.
 
there is a thread a very large one in the anabolic forum with the funniest stories I have ever read they had me laughing so freaking loud at work people were like wtf is wrong with this guy.
 
JB160 said:
there is a thread a very large one in the anabolic forum with the funniest stories I have ever read they had me laughing so freaking loud at work people were like wtf is wrong with this guy.
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Can you post the link bro? Some of us are`nt allowed to go there anymore. thanks
 
yeah... and that dude was weird. I thought he would be using the suitcase to load up plates and attachments to take home to his home gym.
 
AAP said:
yeah... and that dude was weird. I thought he would be using the suitcase to load up plates and attachments to take home to his home gym.
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you get any email?
 
best post yet.......


We've got this kid in my gym we call MAD DOG. He's about 110lbs at 30% BF. He's always posing in the mirrors and saying he's got the best body in the gym and that the women can't keep thier eyes off of him.

Every week this kid finds new and creative ways to fall off of the rack that we use to do hyper extensions on. The first time he was eyeing this chick and tryed to spin up onto the rack, in that cool James Dean fashion and spun right off the other side. Not two minutes later he did the same thing again. Next time ther's no counter weight and when he starts down the whole rack falss right on top of him. he then proceeds to 6 45's onto the rack. This has gone on for months Every week he falls off the rack.

last week he was adjusting the pegs you put your ankles under to hold you up.(God only knows why) We watched him try to put the pin back in and when he couldn't figure it out he just put it in his pocket. The he jumps up on the rack leans forward really fast, the support flys off he hits the floor and the support nails him in the back of the head.

Knocked his ass out cold for about 2 minutes.

Purdog
 
I was doing squats on a crowded night at the gym. My shorts ripped and fell down to my ankles. I was left standing there in a jock strap. I shit you not. I just laughed with those around me and waited for someone to bring me a towel.
 
This is from the other thread but funny as hell


Last week, I saw this 150lb dude strutting around the gym in a hooded sweatshirt(pulled over his head). Anyways... the little fucker reaches into his leather gym bag, pulls out a can of Pepsi, then punctures a hole near the bottom of can with a pair of scissors, and "shot-guns" the fucking thing!

No offence to any guys who are into the habbit of shot-gunning pop... but WTF is that supposed to do to your workout? This guy was cut to shreds and it looks like he trains hard, but after seeing that... well, whatever.
 
I was trying to drag an incline bench across the middle of the gym & it fell on this guy doing flat bench flyes (oops).

second thing was when I just started lifting & I sat on the leg press machine backwards-- it took like 5 minutes till I figured it out.
 
AAP said:
not funny... but weird. I once saw a dude using a suitcase for a gym bag. Not a wheelie garment bag, but a Samonite suitcase. Big ass fucker too. Lugging that around from piece of equipment to the next with him.
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That might have been his portable store/office. ;)
 
It had those damn pop-latches on it. He would lay it down and KUTAKKKK!!!! KUTHAKKKK!!!!! pop the latch on each side, open it up and get something out. Thing was, the damn suitcase was NOT even full. When he slammed the top (it was the hard cover shell kind) and stood it back up, you could hear the crap fall to the bottom. I swear, he could have used a plastic bag better.

Now in my case.... you see me with a suitcase in the gym, you will KNOW when I open it up, one of those 3 sided tri-fold mirrors is going to pop up out of it.
 
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