Funny bumper stickers.

[Tiervexx]

Avoid the Addiction,
just Say "NO" to Religion

Protect Wildlife:
Feed a Christian
to a Lion, Today

Science
outlives all gods

Know Jesus, no sex.
No Jesus, know sex!

Jesus in trunk
with Ex-wife

Apes evolved
from Creationists

Jesus is Lard

Christianity and Science
don't mix

Want World Peace?
Quit Religion.

Agent of Satan, but my duties
are largely ceremonial

During communion,
I ate Jesus and pooped him out

Garbage In -- Gospel Out

I don't believe in
God, Jesus or Mother Goose.

GOD *LESS AMERICA

Religion Kills

Secular Governments Work.
Religious Governments Fail

Replace Believing with Thinking Religion: The Cause of Terrorism

Religion + Government= Dark Ages

What Schools Need:
A Moment of SCIENCE

Outhouses are more
useful than churches

Nothing fails like prayer

Faith is to the human
what sand is to the ostrich

Faith means not wanting to know

Evolution is both fact and theory.
Creationism is neither.

I got it right on my first birth.

Freethinkers evolve,
Christians devolve

God? Jesus? Spooks?
I gave up superstition a long time ago.

Christ died for YOU?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

If you don't believe in me,
that makes YOU an atheist

The Bible:
A Grim Fairy Tale

The Greatest Threat to Freedom:
The Religious Right

Freedom Depends
on Freethinkers

Christians are Myth-informed

Belief in God:
A crime of the intellect

You're WRONG!
Visit NoBeliefs.com

 

[Tiervexx]

Before all you religious fanatics start flaming me remember that I have not said anything about all those Jesus bumper stickers...

 

[tiger88]

lol

 

[AAP]

I love those.

 

[hardrock]

Nothing fails like praye- best one, lol!

 

[NWinters]

IRS: We have what it takes to take what you got!!!!

 

[from zero]

Eat a Gay Fetus for Jesus!

I'm serious. This was on a car.

 

[NWinters]

Eat a Gay Fetus for Jesus!

I'm serious. This was on a car.

thats gross.....but I kinda giggled.

 

[ceo]

Keep Honking!
I'm just re-loading.

Horn Broken,
Watch For Finger.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

My kid beats up your Honoroll Student.

 

[JOKER47]

My kid beats up your Honoroll Student.

I plan on getting one of those when my son starts school.



Joker

 

[Tarheel]

On one of my gun cases I had a
Keep Working: Millions on welfare depend on YOU!

I've also got in a drawer

Government Method:
If it aint broke, fix it 'till it is.

 

[Tiervexx]

Eat a Gay Fetus for Jesus!

I'm serious. This was on a car.

LMAO!!!

 

[Tiervexx]

Protect Wildlife:
Feed a Christian
to a Lion, Today

Know Jesus, no sex.
No Jesus, know sex!

Jesus in trunk
with Ex-wife

Christ died for YOU?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

These are my faviorts

 

[Spanky11]

Secular Governments Work.
Religious Governments Fail

I'd like to get this one on a t-shirt

 

[argent]

Electricians do it till it Hertz.

 

[Russian KGB]

So.... which ones were supposed to be funny?

 

[Christopher X]

One for anyone who's ever owned a cat and a dog at the same time:


Dogs have masters.

Cats have staff.

 

[Russian KGB]

"This car is insured by RUSSIAN MAFIA"

 

[FitFossil]

I love animals
They're delicious

 

[milo hobgoblin]

heh

You cant spell CRAP
without RAP


For every cow you dont eat
Ill eat three

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I wasnt born in Texas
But I got here fast as I could

Dont Like my driving
call 800-eat-poyeboy

Dont like my driving?
Get off the sidewalk

Shut up, sit down, and hang on











My ALL TIME FAVORITE:

LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY

 

[FitFossil]

THINKER
Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement

 

[Tiervexx]

THINKER
Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement

lol

 

[hellboy]

If God wanted us to eat animals,
then why'd he make them out of meat?

Satan's riding shotgun.

Born ok the first time.

Smile - Cthulhu hates you.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

rainbow = gay (least favorite)

 

[Tiervexx]

Dont like my driving?
Get off the sidewalk

I like this one