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Golfer18--old
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How do you get a blonde to laugh in Church on Sunday?
Tell her the joke on Friday.
Fuck it, i tried
Tell her the joke on Friday.
Fuck it, i tried
Bigsatan13
New member
Try this thread on the womans board, you'll get more responses.
bouncer
New member
Two blondes walking through the jungle when blonde No1 turns and sayes "Look tiger tracks", to which blonde No2 saying "NO their elephant tracks"......."No their tiger tracks repeats blonde No1.........They were still arguing an hour later when the train killed them !.
Q;What do you call a blonde who loses 99% of her intelligence in a car wreak ?
A: A widow !.
Two blondes walking on oppsite sides of the river when blonde No1 shouts over to blonde No2 "Hay Mary how do I get to the other side"...to which blonde No2 replies "Your on the other fucking side darling".
Q;Whats the difference between a blonde virgin and a Zanussi Washing machine ?.
A; You can dump your load in the Zanussi and it won't follow ya around for a week.
Q; whats the difference between a blonde pussy and a refrigerator ?
A; when you take your meat out of the 'fridge it doesn't fart.
Bouncer
(Btw my wife is blonde)
Q;What do you call a blonde who loses 99% of her intelligence in a car wreak ?
A: A widow !.
Two blondes walking on oppsite sides of the river when blonde No1 shouts over to blonde No2 "Hay Mary how do I get to the other side"...to which blonde No2 replies "Your on the other fucking side darling".
Q;Whats the difference between a blonde virgin and a Zanussi Washing machine ?.
A; You can dump your load in the Zanussi and it won't follow ya around for a week.
Q; whats the difference between a blonde pussy and a refrigerator ?
A; when you take your meat out of the 'fridge it doesn't fart.
Bouncer
(Btw my wife is blonde)
Drew Carey
New member
If there is a blonde,burnette,and a redhead in the 8 grade together,who would have the biggest chest?
The blonde because she is 18.
Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he did to horses?
So they wouldn't shit in parades
The blonde because she is 18.
Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he did to horses?
So they wouldn't shit in parades
crimson coal
New member
If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Whats the difference betweena blonde and a porsche?
You don't loan your porsche to your friends.
The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Whats the difference betweena blonde and a porsche?
You don't loan your porsche to your friends.
