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Funniest thing EVERRRR!!!!!

Cal_21

Cal_21

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By the UPS guy! lmaoooooooo. So I have a screen door, & I had the main door cracked maybe an inch or so just so it didn't get too stuffy. Totally forgot about it being cracked, guess the wind had blown it open some more. I hear banging on the screen door & I turn around w/ my cack hanging out & see him looking @ me...Needless to say he didn't ask 4 my signature...hahahahahaha


:embarrassed face:
 
Razorguns said:
Then the 70s porn music kicked in ... then it was alllrrriigghhttt...

r
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He was all "I have a package for 'cal_21'...it's pretty big & heavy, I might need an extra set of hands"

He was a big beefy chunk-o-chocolate man...


:rolleyes:
 
Cal_21 said:
He was all "I have a package for 'cal_21'...it's pretty big & heavy, I might need an extra set of hands"

He was a big beefy chunk-o-chocolate man...


:rolleyes:
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"Sir can you unwrap my package and make sure it is okay for you? I've been running around all day, and very sweaty and need to take this package off my hands."

bochachapowpow

r
 
Razorguns said:
"Sir can you unwrap my package and make sure it is okay for you? I've been running around all day, and very sweaty and need to take this package off my hands."

bochachapowpow

r
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You're really getting into this...perhaps I should've taken down his contact info 4 u?
 
What can brown do for you?
 
Cal_21 said:
Wulfgar has that slogan copyrighted.

E.F. will deduct the royalties from your karmaz.
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They won't get very far with it. LOL!
 
Cal_21 said:
By the UPS guy! lmaoooooooo. So I have a screen door, & I had the main door cracked maybe an inch or so just so it didn't get too stuffy. Totally forgot about it being cracked, guess the wind had blown it open some more. I hear banging on the screen door & I turn around w/ my cack hanging out & see him looking @ me...Needless to say he didn't ask 4 my signature...hahahahahaha


:embarrassed face:
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At least he didn't ask to come in for a drink.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Good thing I won't need any pins for a while...It'd be rather awkward when he came to the door w/ a box of sharps saying "I brought u something 2 put in your ass"

:worried: lol
 
Cal_21 said:
By the UPS guy! lmaoooooooo. So I have a screen door, & I had the main door cracked maybe an inch or so just so it didn't get too stuffy. Totally forgot about it being cracked, guess the wind had blown it open some more. I hear banging on the screen door & I turn around w/ my cack hanging out & see him looking @ me...Needless to say he didn't ask 4 my signature...hahahahahaha


:embarrassed face:
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:rainbow: :evil:
 
NEO1 said:
Damn, of all the times not to get the female UPS driver
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lol. Im glad it was a dude (no homo) It'd be more embarrassing if it were a hot chick that caught me jacking off.

Funny thing is the mail chica came a bit after that and she was gorgeous, pretty young too. Glad i was fully dressed, I woulda had a heart attack if she was the one who caught me

:worried:

lol
 
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