fun grocery lists

[Lao Tzu]

Name some grocery lists that would be fun to ask the stockboy to help you with.

I.E., go to the stockboy and say

I need:


a stopwatch
a pound of coleslaw
a bible


or

an enema kit
some pantyhose
a blank vhs tape

or

a map of california
any movie with steve martin in it
shotgun shells

or

a dog collar
some toilet paper
a digital camera

et.al.

 

[big_bad_buff]

1 pint of bacardi 151, 1 high power asuilt riffle, 10 feet of rop, and a box of condoms.

 

[PoyeBoy]

10 feet of rop

I hat you

 

[big_bad_buff]

I hat you

man lick my as, you piece of shi...LOL

 

[Lao Tzu]

The olsen twins latest movie
some hand lotion
some kleenex

 

[Y_lifter]

Flight manual
Map of Chicago
Plastic exacto knife
English / Arabic Dictionary

 

[the nature boy]

astro glide
a cucumber
a disposable camera

 

[gymtime]

Surgical Rib-Spreaders
Large Watermelon
Hydraulic Jack

 

[the nature boy]

gynocological examination table
chloroform
salad tongs

 

[gymtime]

straight jacket
izmel (bris scalpel)
fifth of scotch