Fucking bar fights.

[Latimer]

I can't even remember how it happened. I know people on both sides of the fight and I have to step in and be the middleman. Fucking beer muscles. People get stupid when they drink and suddenly discover newfound courage and want to play the tough guy. Some people just can't handle the buzz when they start doing shots. Childhood friend's father, friend (member of the the board) and about 3 others on one side. 2 family friends of a friend and 3 other fucks I don't know on the otherside. So I tell everyone to shut the fuck up and finish their drinks, night's over, no problems. Next thing you know the barmaid is bitching at me because I used a loud tone on peopleget the message that there's no real problem tonight and to chill the fuck out. So I stand up bewteen the 2 parties and the next thing I know, I'm one of the bad guys. Fortunately it never escalated from there but the owner grabs the beer out of my buddy's hand now all the sudden he's the tough guy, and the owner throws 2 bucks at him for the beer and tells us to leave. Everything ended in handshakes between the owner and my buddy and that was that. We waited in the parking lot in case something brokeout. I already had my side chosen, but it was just a stupid fucking incident. Everyone's having a good time, next thing you know it's last call and everyone starts bickering over some bullshit. I got my buzz on and copped a dime of some green off the barmaid, so I'm haooy,it's just ridiculous how some people get when they get tanked. Unbelievable, this shit just happens when you least expect it.

 

[the People's Champ]

Beer muscles

 

[Latimer]

Maybe that post didn't make much sense, but it just amazes me how stupid people really can get when they can't hold their liqour.

 

[the People's Champ]

I totally understood yer post. I just think that beer muscles and attitude suck. I have seen too many times.

 

[PinK233]

Some guys need to make up for their lack of penile size...this can be one of the ways to accomplish it....

 

[hoeycow]

Latimer...reminders of my cousin's birthday. I'm not a big fan of bar's to begin with since I don't drink really. Anyways I get dragged down to this shit hole for this birthday party. My cousins used to all be scrappers but I figured they settled down a bit in their mid to late 20's (WRONG!!!). So, everyone gets pissed and I'm basically the only sober one there. I wanted to leave at 1-1:30 at the latest since the bar closes at 2 and I didn't want to be out there with 200 other drunk asses (I know...I'm quite smart). But nope, fuckers just had to stay till it closed. As we're waiting to get through the pile at the door on the way out this drunk guy (and I mean pissed as in barely standing drunk) is standing by us and thinks my cousin's buddie's wife is a friend of his and puts his arm around her. Yes he touched her but big fucking deal, it wasn't like it was on purpose the guy was out on his feet. So we get outside and I'm just trying to get myself and the people I had to drive into my car and gone, but nooooooooo. My cousins come stumbling out and his pussy friend tries to start shit by telling them that this guy touched his friends girls ass. So tough guys go over and start talking shit to drunkie and his fairly drunk buddy. I go over to tell them all to shut up and go home and next thing I know there's about 50 people fighting. One punch gets thrown and everyone who was in the bar seemed to be in it all of a sudden. I threw what I had to just to get out of the fight and stood back and watched these retards go at it. Did you ever realize that drunk people think they look like Muhammad Ali when they fight when in fact they take about 10 seconds to throw a punch. Best part is watching the guy recieving it stand there and not move. I think most of the damage that was being done was from people falling on each other. Anyways I soon got bored, got into my car and went home. Just like you said...beer muscles.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

ALL is true what has been said but the next fucker I catch breaking into my car will suffer. Damn, I've had 5 car burglaries so far and I am ready to let somebody feel my dissaprovance.

 

[Cleaner]

Last bar fight i was in ended when the bar owner a female pumped four rounds out of her beretta into the ceiling. That was enough to get everyone to stop and leave.
HAHAHAHAHH god was it fucked up.

 

[bouncer]

In over 10 years working as a bouncer "Beer muscles" is a new one on me, can't wait to use it tonight !!.


bouncer

 

[mdd]

In over 10 years working as a bouncer "Beer muscles" is a new one on me, can't wait to use it tonight !!.


bouncer

heheh are u serious?

 

[talonracer]

OMG bars......I freaking hate 'em. Its always "Let me knock this big guy on his ass to impress my girlfreind" GRRRRRRR

All my female freinds say i'm nuts it never happens to them......uh......DUH.....your a woman they are treat you sweet to get some pussy. Jeez

 

[Natymike]

(member of the the board)

thermo??

damn that jackass and his beer muscles