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Fucking A, I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes...

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Citruscide

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So, I'm at my gym, working out some frustration (as I always do there) and I run into the fucking bitch again...

(remember the one who dropped her radio thingy?)

After the initial shock of us meeting again, she comes over to me and tells me she didn't appreciate being called a bitch and demanded I apologize... and that she could "GET ME KICKED OUT" of the club so fast my head would spin...

I replied "no". She kept yacking, loudly.

Now, this is the part I DO NOT BELIEVE... this hot little latin tamali (whom I had recently thought was concerned with forest fires in Van Nuys) comes over to her and says something along the lines of "Anyone who don't appreciate nobody picking up their walkman when they drop it is a bitch, BITCH!" "and as for kicking anybody out of here, I work here... so if you want to file a formal complant, <pause> MA'AM... we can go down right now and talk to the manager... I"m sure he'll LOOOOVE to hear both sides of the story"

I was flabbergasted... I never herad such a ghetto down bitch voice before, except maybe Rosie Perez or J-Lo... The Walkman chick was equally stunned and said something or something and went down to the cardio section.

I thanked Ms. Senorita Vasquez for coming to my aid... and she said that it was no problem, as I had put her to ease over the recent fires... <mutual laugh>

So, I guess women DO have some spunk in them... I like that. So perhaps I should apologize to some women on this board... VixenVenus, Lillady, Gpdaltlal (whatever the hell your name is) Vixenbabe--- nahh... you suck. ;)

Ahh yes, did I get her number... no. She works there again Wednesday around this same time... so I might swing by and say... "hi" :)

C-ditty
 
Yeah... my gym is like Baywatch... hot chickypoos and lots of dangerous drama... :)


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:FRlol: What's funny is that Barbie had to go home and stew about it until she got angry enough that she convinced herself that she had been wronged and that it was her duty to herself, as a 21st century woman, to set you straight.
 
casavant said:
:FRlol: What's funny is that Barbie had to go home and stew about it until she got angry enough that she convinced herself that she had been wronged and that it was her duty to herself, as a 21st century woman, to set you straight.

Yeah... lol, never looked at it that way... now I wonder what she'll say to me next time? :)

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SofaGeorge said:
Citruscide... I'm in shock. By the sounds of it - you have met the perfect woman.

Your quest is over, young knight.

I have met a very special little lady, but it is not the latina from the gym... Hell, I'll see what happens, but I already know hte special little lady out there! :)

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ask her to give you brains, then grab her head turn it sideways, and try to jam your dick in her eardrum until she is deaf..........i've always wanted to try that. The ninja style ear-screw.
 
manny78 said:
it's called a bodyguard, now be prepared to pay her fairly....... lol

Will she carry me out of the gym to the tune of a Whitney Houston Song??? :)

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You know it's the tough ones that are always the big softies on the inside.




















That goes for both sexes.
 
[So, I guess women DO have some spunk in them... I like that.




I want my spunk in bronzedgoddess,and raina,and kinimom,and kronkette,jen bfl,brickgirl,ceebs,pink space biscuit,texgirl,star,starfish,spatts,and lestats ex-girlfriend that smokes pot.
 
velvett said:
You know it's the tough ones that are always the big softies on the inside.




















That goes for both sexes.



I'll kick your fuckin' ass bitch yeeaaaaaah!!

:mrmuscle:
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
The hilarity ensues.


That was YOU at my gym!? Sweet. I'll get the digits on Wedneday... see you later sugarlips.

C
 
Just remember that can of whoop ass she opened on the walkman chick could just as easily be opened on anyone. I love fistey latin women.

But go for it because I need entertainment while initializing, compiling and reporting.
 
Citruscide said:


I thanked Ms. Senorita Vasquez for coming to my aid... and she said that it was no problem, as I had put her to ease over the recent fires... <mutual laugh>


Ahh yes, did I get her number... no. She works there again Wednesday around this same time... so I might swing by and say... "hi" :)

C-ditty


wow. that wrapped itself up pretty well!

congrats :)
 
vixenbabe said:


It'll be a miracle IF he get's her digits let alone a tea baggin from her.....:D

Aww ... Vixen, don't be jealous... you hold a special place in my heart to... right next to crucifictions of jews and the Christian persecutions of Ancient Rome....

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