The shave. That would sure enough be a rude awakening the next morning. One time my I was at a party and this dude passed out and they shaved his eyebrows off. Talk about a good reason not to drink anymore. Or to drink alone.
I saw a dude the other day with a hair cut similiar to that. I was trying to think of a way to take a picture of him with my phone without him knowing about it. The damn thing makes a noise like a camera when it takes a picture. If it weren't for that, I'd be in the house. There's a dude who works out in the gym where I do that I'd love to sneak a picture of so I could share it with you guys. I'm gonna have to go into stealth sniper mode. Go with the chemo thing though. Maybe people will give you free stuff and you can get some sympathy ass, if you play it right.