From Zero

[jerseyart]

Tell us about yourself man.

What do you do

The typical stuff. Your wants, dreams and aspirations.

Turn ons and Turn offs

What do you wear to bed. Favorite sexual positons.

Have you ever used the rabbit? Would you be willing to let someone use it on you

Thanks

 

[perkele]

Yeah, tell us biatch.

 

[jerseyart]

Sorry Perk, I forgot

And Perk wants penis pics

 

[The_Ghost]

This should be good!!

 

[perkele]

Sorry Perk, I forgot

And Perk wants penis pics

You've stop sending. What's the problem?

 

[bluepeter]

Damn male prostitute solicitation threads.

 

[from zero]

I sleep naked, unless I'm crashing at a friend's place or something.

 

[jerseyart]

I sleep naked, unless I'm crashing at a friend's place or something.

Have you ever had sex with three midgets, a gypsy and a goat (at the same time)?

If no, would you be curious and open to the possibility

 

[jerseyart]

You've stop sending. What's the problem?

Shut up, I never did. Also I'm involved





















check your Pms

 

[from zero]

Have you ever had sex with three midgets, a gypsy and a goat (at the same time)?

If no, would you be curious and open to the possibility

Almost.

 

[jerseyart]

Best interview ever!

Ok

How long can you hold your breath

And in a hypothetical situation, say like you were really hungry, could you eat an entire foot long ball park frank in a single bite. Like maybe if someone were pulling your ears while you were doing it

 

[from zero]

Not long. And probably not.

 

[jerseyart]

Unrelated question, just alwasy been curious

Assuming you cant bite, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie rollpop

 

[from zero]

Unrelated question, just alwasy been curious

Assuming you cant bite, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie rollpop

I think it was velvett who actually knows this, because she actually did it one day.

 

[jerseyart]

I think it was velvett who actually knows this, because she actually did it one day.

She must have the most amazing tongue


Back to you.

Would you have sex on a first date, and would the line " Nice shoes, wanna fuck" be more or less likely to entice you?

 

[bluepeter]

Would you two just hit the skins already?

 

[jerseyart]

Would you two just hit the skins already?

Don't cock block me biatch

Jersey is working his mojo.

Watch and learn.

 

[The Shadow]

....its like a train wreck - I cant NOT look

 

[bluepeter]

Don't cock block me biatch

Jersey is working his mojo.

Watch and learn.

lol

Kudos on the whole subtly disguised geigh, man-love, male prostitute, blatant flamer thing. I'm glad to call myself an ignoramus in this particular field.

 

[from zero]

Would you have sex on a first date, and would the line " Nice shoes, wanna fuck" be more or less likely to entice you?

Sex on the first date. Probably not, but I guess it depends.

And I don't wear nice shoes, so that line would more than likely be just a lie to get me in bed. So it's safe to say, no woman would ever, under any circumstances use that line.

 

[jerseyart]

Sex on the first date. Probably not, but I guess it depends.

And I don't wear nice shoes, so that line would more than likely be just a lie to get me in bed. So it's safe to say, no woman would ever, under any circumstances use that line.

Which of the following best describes your performance during sex.

(1) Tight as hell. Bring lots of lube.

(2) Island pearl divers have nothing on me.

(3) Try not to wake me and check occasionally to make sure Im still breathing.

(4) I am the bukake king

 

[from zero]

(5) No idea, because it's been that fucking long.

 

[jerseyart]

Complete this thought

" If From Zero had a dime for every time some guy told him "nice ass" inside a gay leather bar, he could buy........"

 

[*MissFit*]

Complete this thought

" If From Zero had a dime for every time some guy told him "nice ass" inside a gay leather bar, he could buy........"

 

[from zero]

Complete this thought

" If From Zero had a dime for every time some guy told him "nice ass" inside a gay leather bar, he could buy .... a ham sandwich, and handjob from CanadianCutie. "

 

[jerseyart]

" If From Zero had a dime for every time some guy told him "nice ass" inside a gay leather bar, he could buy .... a ham sandwich, and handjob from CanadianCutie. "

Boars head ham, or just regular ham?

Also, she prefers giving BJ's. Don't believe her when she says no, shes just shy.

Try squats bor, they help, especially as you get older.

Who is your favorite teletubby?

 

[*MissFit*]

Someone.. needs to shove sumething in ur mouth

Boars head ham, or just regular ham?

Also, she prefers giving BJ's. Don't believe her when she says no, shes just shy.

Try squats bor, they help, especially as you get older.

Who is your favorite teletubby?

 

[jerseyart]

Someone.. needs to shove sumething in ur mouth

 

[*MissFit*]

He can squat me

Boars head ham, or just regular ham?

Also, she prefers giving BJ's. Don't believe her when she says no, shes just shy.

Try squats bor, they help, especially as you get older.

Who is your favorite teletubby?

 

[jerseyart]

He can squat me

Me too

 

[from zero]

Me too

wtf bro

 

[jackangel]

wtf bro

dude, i'm telling you...with avatars like that, you're bound to pull out the freaky faggies

 

[from zero]

dude, i'm telling you...with avatars like that, you're bound to pull out the freaky faggies

Touch me where I pee.

 

[jackangel]

Touch me where I pee.

somebody get this nugga some weed, he's crashing hard.

 

[jaded]

Touch me where I pee.

I can't. Jersey Art will be jealous

 

[jerseyart]

I can't. Jersey Art will be jealous

I saw him first

 

[velvett]

I think it was velvett who actually knows this, because she actually did it one day.

263 licks

 

[jerseyart]

263 licks

Hee hee

Thats a joke right?

For real

 

[from zero]

I'm surprised a thread about me has so many views.

 

[*MissFit*]

Guide the way

Touch me where I pee.

 

[*MissFit*]

Show us more

I'm surprised a thread about me has so many views.

 

[jerseyart]

I'm surprised a thread about me has so many views.

As the author I take full credit.

Just stand around and look pretty, and this thread will be a classic

 

[velvett]

Hee hee

Thats a joke right?

For real

um no.

 

[Gymgurl]

With a avi like his (zero) it makes us girls HOT

 

[Gymgurl]

That chest is pure perfection

 

[jerseyart]

um no.

Do you hire out to parties?

 

[from zero]

That chest is pure perfection

You guys are being far too kind.

 

[jerseyart]

This thread had such promise before the females started posting. They ruined everything, much like real life.

If your gonna screw me out of my hard work, at the minimum show us your boobies for christ sakes.

It's not like were married

 

[velvett]

Do you hire out to parties?

what?
stupid human tricks?

 

[jerseyart]

what?
stupid human tricks?

Pretty woman + tongue + lollipop = good time had by all



You have to eb a guy to understand