*>*Friday Night With Milhouse*<*

[MommaKin]

I met up with Milhouse downtown fri. night. We were going to see April Wine and Blue Oyster Cult. He's damn cute, yet, scary looking. He had on a long trench coat and it wouldn't of surprised me if he had a dbl. barrel shotgun underneath, but, sadly he didn't. We walked up to the newly renovated Hard Rock Cafe, but, there was a line up and we said fuck it and left. We talked all the way up there and all the way to the concert too. it was like we had known each other for rys. We hit it off awesomely. We got to the place of the concert and had to stand in line till 8pm, when the doors were going to open. It was about 7:30ish at that time. Being who the bands were playing, there alot of older ppl in line..ppl our age and older....there was this one couple in line in front of us who we got to chatting with..very good ppl....40 something...they had teenage kids....she looked hot and was very down to earth and he was very cool also....anyhow, we were all whining cause we wanted to get in and drink!!! anyhow, we got in and the party started.....the band didn't come on till abit after 9.....we met 2 other ppl while we were in there sitting down drinking waiting for the concert to satrt...it was this guy and his niece.....he was cool and so was she....she was damned 17...she looked abit older, but, she was very mature for her age....uhh she was hot.......she had the whole "Juliette Lewis-come-fuck-me" look going on.....but, she wasn't sleazy at all.....she knew how to carry herself well......if I wasn't drunk at the end of the night, I would of...well......anyhow, we had a great night.....Milhouse and I are gonna get together again soon and party it up again......I have a couple dear dear friends on ef and Milhouse is another on that short list........
I have nothing but good to say about him..
Also, Wodin, you're right, he is demented......that is part of the reason we hit it off so good....

 

[WODIN]

I only noticed this because of my own demented-warped-twisted sense of reality. I like it this way. I get free cable out of it.

 

[MommaKin]

huh?
Isn't it abit early to be snorting shit?

I only noticed this because of my own demented-warped-twisted sense of reality. I like it this way. I get free cable out of it.

 

[WODIN]

huh?
Isn't it abit early to be snorting shit?

I gave up snorting years ago. I just have an IV with a baggy refill attachment. It's much easier that way.

 

[Benzi]

iv, baggie refill.... something i could have been made aware of long ago

 

[Milhouse]

Demented... ....the nicest words anyone has ever said about me....you should see when I go collect money off delinquent clients in person...always get paid lol..and they keep on ordering.

Yeah I had a blast on Friday and Mommakin is a hell of a nice lady, good looking and not 300lbs like she told me the other day...just teasing.We hit it off well and I told her my many crazy stories. When she met me I was fretting because I took the bus into Toronto and ended up not getting off at the right stop and had to walk several blocks to the meeting point which was 2 days after doing legs so ouch. We met some cool people in the lineup and the guy and his niece were hella nice as well. April Wine was pretty good even though they should have closed the show as they have 10 times the old hits as blue oyster cult but but BOC was ok too even though by that part of the show I was pretty "joyous" and dont remember 90% of the songs they played.In fact at one point Momma and the other 2 were like "where the fuck is milly going now" because I was heading for the door,,,but I was using the bank machine...5 bucks for a diet pepsi(which I drank all, night, yeah right lol). I tend to walk around and yap with people I dont know when "lit" like a fucking politician lol.

Yep gonna do that again in the future....Phem I saw in a post you were asking what all the ruckus with the fireworks was...well I passed there on the way to meet Mommakin and that was Mayor Mel doing the light up of the City Christmas tree.

I cant say anything but nice things about Mommakin, her biting sense of humour shows up in person as much as on the net.

Now my life would have been complete if Balls of Steel and fattie showed up with Chrstmas presents from the crafts store.

Thanks for the nice words Momma. Love the cute but scary looking reference above...been told I look like I am standing in a police lineup all my life.

 

[MommaKin]

lmao
Milhouse left the good stuff out like I did
hehe

 

[saint808]

hey millhouse are you a big bald guy in a trenchcoat when you go out?

 

[Milhouse]

hey millhouse are you a big bald guy in a trenchcoat when you go out?

Well I did not get the chance to go out and get another winter coat yet.. The weather has been great so out of sight out of mind since Thursday its been cold. So I took out my trenchcoat from last year.
Yep pretty much a big bald guy. I would have been scarier 4plus years ago if I was bald in that coat because I was 20-30 lbs heavier and not too fat.

 

[Milhouse]

lmao
Milhouse left the good stuff out like I did
hehe

Speaking of which that about that crazy broad with the glasses that was following me all over the damn place.
Or how I walked into a tree after and wacked my eye and nose. My eyelid is just healing now.

 

[MommaKin]

ya, that broad was weird.....she wasn't ugly, but, she was veyr homely looking and the guy she was with looked like he was bout 14......
ya, walking into the tree was good...
I also remember one of the bartender chicks being a fitness chick.....damn, she had curves.....ok, her boobs were fake, but, they matched her body nicely.....i bought my last drink from here and gave her a big tip......
im trying to think of soemthing else about that evening I can talk bout on here...

Speaking of which that about that crazy broad with the glasses that was following me all over the damn place.
Or how I walked into a tree after and wacked my eye and nose. My eyelid is just healing now.

 

[saint808]

Well I did not get the chance to go out and get another winter coat yet.. The weather has been great so out of sight out of mind since Thursday its been cold. So I took out my trenchcoat from last year.
Yep pretty much a big bald guy. I would have been scarier 4plus years ago if I was bald in that coat because I was 20-30 lbs heavier and not too fat.

I think we might be brothers... seriously my dad played pro baseball and all. He was ina l ot of cities and stuff hehe

 

[Captain_insano]

That sounds like a good time! Did you guys just chill as friends or did Momma let you hide your salami milhouse?

That's so funny that mommakin's name is lisa...and Milhouse hung out with her...that is straight from "The Simpson's" LMAO!

 

[Milhouse]

I think we might be brothers... seriously my dad played pro baseball and all. He was ina l ot of cities and stuff hehe

LOL
We will be the next Dudley Boyz then eh?

 

[saint808]

or the next baldies... i have a leather trenchcoat that i wear most of the winter... people always told me that i look like i have shoitguns underneath too...

 

[MommaKin]

I never even realized that Simpson's similiarity...
lol

That's so funny that mommakin's name is lisa...and Milhouse hung out with her...that is straight from "The Simpson's" LMAO!

 

[velvett]

or the next baldies... i have a leather trenchcoat that i wear most of the winter... people always told me that i look like i have shoitguns underneath too...

I can honestly say no one has ever told me that in my trench.

 

[MasterMind]

or the next baldies... i have a leather trenchcoat that i wear most of the winter... people always told me that i look like i have shoitguns underneath too...

Is that a shotgun in your trenchcoat or are you just happy to see me?

 

[big4life]

I can honestly say no one has ever told me that in my trench.

I believe you.



.....And I wanna see.