Friday Night Funnies

[PolishHammer1977]

Whats your favorite funny movie quote?

I'll start;

this quote comes from Jay and Silent bob Strike Back.

You like snakes?

How about trouser snakes?...........................lolololololol

 

[rjl296]

tantric...
what the fuck its tantric ??

 

[flex123]

"DAM Jimmy, this is some gourmet shit. Me and Vince would have been happy with some freeze dried tasters Choice" ~Jules.

 

[ohashi]

The one where the guy does the thing and says the other thing.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

lol @ flex

The face he makes (samuel L jackson) is the best!!!

GREAT SHIT!!

 

[FISHTALES]

did you see what god just did...(fear and loathing in las vegas, when all the coke blew away)

 

[PatsFan34]

awwww dude

 

[DBCooper]

I am the clit commander!

 

[FISHTALES]

you lookin at me? (italian voice)

 

[I.B. Orpheus.]

frankly my dear..... i don't give a damn.

 

[longarms]

Blues brothers:
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a
half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

 

[longarms]

Jake: Four fried chickens, and a coke
Elwood: And some dry white toast, please.

 

[sinjinsmythe33]

from the underrated movie 'heat' deniro talking to van zant, who just tried to rip off and kill him " i am talking to an empty telephone "

 

[c-sharp minor]

" If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?"
"Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere"......
* Silence of the Lambs *


I haven't got a brain...only straw.
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
I don't know...But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking...don't they?
Yes, I guess you're right.....
* Wizard of Oz *

 

[longarms]

Fee, Fi Fo Fum,
What beanstalk did you fall from?

*major Payne*

 

[louden_swain]

"mother puss bucket"

Bill Murray in Ghostbusters (1984)

 

[NWinters]

Jerky Boys: Open up your toolbox, Im gonna put some balogna in it!!!!

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle..."

 

[RADAR]

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle..."

Yeah!!!! Along with what the boy said"Promise me you won't kill anybody"!!!! OUCH!!!!!!


RADAR

 

[Smurfy]

Chicks dig me cuz i rarely wear underwear...and when i do, its something unsual..
Bill Murray STRIPES (best movie ever)

 

[rvd_brock]

I know this quote isn't from a movie, but it's from the greatest mind in the universe. Homer Simpson.

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."



Fuck it. I'm starting a Homer quotes thread.