French Joke

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The only seat available on the train was
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>> directly adjacent to a well dressed middle
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>> aged French woman and the seat was
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>> being used by her dog.
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>>
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>> The weary traveler asked,
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>> "Ma'am, please move your dog.
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>> I need that seat."
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>>
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>> The French woman looked down her
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>> nose at the American, sniffed
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>> and said, "You Americans,
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>> You're are such a rude class of people.
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>> Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"
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>>
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>> The American walked away, determined
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>> to find another seat., but after another trip
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>> down to the end of the train,
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>> found himself again facing the woman
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>> with the dog. Again he asked,
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>>
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>> "Please, lady.
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>> May I sit there?". I'm very tired."
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>>
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>> The French woman wrinkled her nose and
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>> snorted
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>> "You Americans! Not only are you rude,
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>> you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
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>>
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>> The American didn't say anything else, he
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>> leaned over, picked up the dog,
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>> tossed it out the window of the train and
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>> sat down in the empty seat.
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>>
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>> The woman shrieked and railed,
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>> and demanded that someone defend
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>> her honor and chastise the American.
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>>
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>> An English man sitting across the aisle
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>> spoke up indignantly
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>> "You know, sir, you Americans do
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>> seem to have a penchant for doing the
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>> wrong thing.
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>>
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>> You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
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>> You drive your autos on the wrong
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>> side of the road.
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>> And now, sir, you've thrown the
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>> wrong bitch out the window."