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gymtime
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Bikers have their rallies; Trekkies have their conventions........and our nations fatasses have free scoop night at the Baskin Robbins.
Here in the warm Phoenix suburbs, which are really much more "sub" than "urb," strip malls rule the day. They are bloody everywhere, and my beloved Golds is no exception. Wednesdays are busy so I had to park fairly far away last night.
What I saw from that distance was at once poignant and horrifying. See, the gym's immediate neighbor to the right is none other than Baskin Robbins; maker of suculent dairy treats to fill insatiable and vast American stomachs.
Soon as I got out of my truck from my far-away parking spot, I could see the slow parade of the fatasses lining up for their holiest of days....the fatasses kwaanza if you will.....for on this night, it was free scoops for one and all at the Baskin Robbins.
They say that the Great Wall of China is the only man-made structure that can be seen from space. Similarly, from my distant parking lot, the true bohemoths of the lardass community are the first to be seen, contrasted of course with the folks heading into the gym. It was a site to behold my friends. The contrast was truly of "made for tv movie" quality.....A long line of hungry, cheap fatasses that stretched almost to the front door of my true Mecca of discipline, the Golds gym on Elliott Road.
Good thing I got done with my workout right before B&R closed. I made it just in time.
Here in the warm Phoenix suburbs, which are really much more "sub" than "urb," strip malls rule the day. They are bloody everywhere, and my beloved Golds is no exception. Wednesdays are busy so I had to park fairly far away last night.
What I saw from that distance was at once poignant and horrifying. See, the gym's immediate neighbor to the right is none other than Baskin Robbins; maker of suculent dairy treats to fill insatiable and vast American stomachs.
Soon as I got out of my truck from my far-away parking spot, I could see the slow parade of the fatasses lining up for their holiest of days....the fatasses kwaanza if you will.....for on this night, it was free scoops for one and all at the Baskin Robbins.
They say that the Great Wall of China is the only man-made structure that can be seen from space. Similarly, from my distant parking lot, the true bohemoths of the lardass community are the first to be seen, contrasted of course with the folks heading into the gym. It was a site to behold my friends. The contrast was truly of "made for tv movie" quality.....A long line of hungry, cheap fatasses that stretched almost to the front door of my true Mecca of discipline, the Golds gym on Elliott Road.
Good thing I got done with my workout right before B&R closed. I made it just in time.
How dare you poop on my innocent ice cream thread!?!?!?
did they have a guy with a cattle prod stoppign people queing twice? or did they get a hand stamp 
