Fred Durst and Britney! WTF?!

[BigRedCat]

I'm sure you happened accross this story while standing in line at the grocery store- well, if Fred Durst fucked Britney then just about any guy can. Damn, that is lame on her part if thats true. He is pretty nasty.

I am gonna try and meet Britney at a party and bring her home to have a threesome with my girl and her. Oh yeah!!!!!

I'll "produce" her next BIG hit!

 

[Norman Bates]

good luck and post some pics

 

[hardrock]

I actually know the mother of his child now. She used to hang out with some of my friends. My buddy TJ always brags that he "took the virginity of Fred Dursts baby momma".

 

[KAYNE]

GOSSIP

 

[BigRedCat]

What does she look like? I knew he had a kid from awhile ago- like a 8 year old or something right? Weird to have Fred Durst for a dad. haha. I would definately nail Britney, like most red blooded men. I would like to hook up with Katie Holmes, she is a cutey. I bet Alyssa Milano would be pretty freaky. hehe.

 

[dawookie]

Ive got a good Fred Durst story..


While in college in Orlando, Fred Durst and limp bizkit were just getting popular with the cover of the song Faith..

Well.. I smoked him out with some of my homegrown at his girlfriends apartment and then fucked his girlfriends friend in their bed while Fred and his girlfriend had to sleep on the couch..

He was a little guy.. Im 6'3" 220, he was like 5'6", skinny and had a bunch of tatoos.. and they're shitty tatoos at that..

In interviews he says he doesnt smoke or do drugs but Ive seen him smoke and do coke..

 

[fogg88]

Damn, that is lame on her part if thats true. He is pretty nasty.

...yeah, no shit. That ranks right up there with Dennis Rodman/Carmen Electra, as far as reducing the appeal of a woman.

 

[KAYNE]

Ive got a good Fred Durst story..


While in college in Orlando, Fred Durst and limp bizkit were just getting popular with the cover of the song Faith..

Well.. I smoked him out with some of my homegrown at his girlfriends apartment and then fucked his girlfriends friend in their bed while Fred and his girlfriend had to sleep on the couch..

He was a little guy.. Im 6'3" 220, he was like 5'6", skinny and had a bunch of tatoos.. and they're shitty tatoos at that..

In interviews he says he doesnt smoke or do drugs but Ive seen him smoke and do coke..

DAWOOKIE
I AINT CALLING YOU A LIAR OR ANTHING, BUT BY THE TIME FAITH CAME OUT, 3$ BILL YALL WAS ALREADY MULTIPLATINUM. I HAD IT MONTHS BEFORE FAITH EVEN STARTED TO GET RADIO PLAY.



KAYNE

 

[Mildot]

Durst is the type of guy that I can't stand.
A wanna be tuff guy/wigga/gangsta piece of shit.
Pre-pube teenage girls should be the only people on earth that fall for that "tough guy" image he tries to pass off.
He needs an ass kicking in the worst way.

 

[lilperronis]

I'm sure you happened accross this story while standing in line at the grocery store- well, if Fred Durst fucked Britney then just about any guy can. Damn, that is lame on her part if thats true. He is pretty nasty.

I am gonna try and meet Britney at a party and bring her home to have a threesome with my girl and her. Oh yeah!!!!!

I'll "produce" her next BIG hit!

britney 's mom lives like 30 min from me.i know wooppie shit

 

[KAYNE]

Re: Re: Fred Durst and Britney! WTF?!

britney 's mom lives like 30 min from me.i know wooppie shit

WELL SHIT, SINCE WE ARE DOING THIS.....MY CLOSE FRIEND DATED HER BROTHER RYAN FOR YEARS. OH YEAH, HER COUSIN WAS IN ONE OF MY CLASSES. OH YEAH, I'VE MET HER.

DAMN, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW THAT THAT IS OFF MY CHEST.



KAYNE

 

[lilperronis]

Re: Re: Re: Fred Durst and Britney! WTF?!

WELL SHIT, SINCE WE ARE DOING THIS.....MY CLOSE FRIEND DATED HER BROTHER RYAN FOR YEARS. OH YEAH, HER COUSIN WAS IN ONE OF MY CLASSES. OH YEAH, I'VE MET HER.

DAMN, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW THAT THAT IS OFF MY CHEST.



KAYNE

LoL at KAYNE!

well my moms best friends room mates cousins uncles dad knows her

 

[KAYNE]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Fred Durst and Britney! WTF?!

LoL at KAYNE!

well my moms best friends room mates cousins uncles dad knows her

TYRONE!!! YEAH, I KNEW TYRONE KNEW HER. I KNOW TYRONE!!!





KAYNE

 

[Big Johnson]

I'm the father of the child she is secretly pregnant with.

Of course, she may have an abortion. I'm hoping she does. I don't want my child leaving through the same hole bizkit had his meat in.

 

[dawookie]

DAWOOKIE
I AINT CALLING YOU A LIAR OR ANTHING, BUT BY THE TIME FAITH CAME OUT, 3$ BILL YALL WAS ALREADY MULTIPLATINUM. I HAD IT MONTHS BEFORE FAITH EVEN STARTED TO GET RADIO PLAY.



KAYNE

Hey, believe what you want but Im not bullshittin.. I don't think they were too big at this point cuz the dude was slummin with his girl in her 1br apartment..

Maybe the song was out earlier in Florida since they were more or less locals (from Jax)..

When the chick I nailed asked if I heard of Limp Bizkit I didnt think anything special of them.. It wasnt til after Nookie came out that the story was even worth mentioning..

 

[KAYNE]

Hey, believe what you want but Im not bullshittin.. I don't think they were too big at this point cuz the dude was slummin with his girl in her 1br apartment..

Maybe the song was out earlier in Florida since they were more or less locals (from Jax)..

When the chick I nailed asked if I heard of Limp Bizkit I didnt think anything special of them.. It wasnt til after Nookie came out that the story was even worth mentioning..

THATS ALL I'M SAYING, MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE YOUR TIMES (OR SONGS) MIXED UP. THEY WERE BIG LONG BEFORE FAITH AND NOOKIE CAME OUT. EVEN IN JAX.



KAYNE

 

[BigRedCat]

Yeah I lived in Florida from 91 until recently and never heard of them until I saw them open for Korn on the Issues tour. It was Limp Bizkit, Helmet and Korn- great show but I didn't think much of Limp. They were giving out free copies of their demo because their album wasn't out yet- the demo was great, then the album came out and was so so. Not bad touring with Korn when you dont even have an album out yet. Who would have known they would get so huge. I would like to meet Britney just to see that ass in person. Yum! She was hanging out with BT at his house(he was doing some producing for her and NSync-who knows why, money I guess) and swimming in his pool. He might be working on my album so maybe I can hook it up. hehe. It would be nice to have Britney swimming in your pool eh?!

 

[KAYNE]

BIGREDCAT

WHO IS BT???



KAYNE

 

[Burning_Inside]

not just any guy can fuck her, any guy whos FAMOUS

 

[BigRedCat]

http://www.btmusic.com/

 

[CN1]

shes trying to shed that good girl image, so why not be with a guy who loves to snort cocaine and fuck 3 whores at once!!!