freak honey, we need to set a date or this wedding's off...

[smallmovesal]

snookums, if you love me you'll set the date... so i can finally get some nookie

 

[Johnny Zampon]

smalls, i helped an old lady bring her groceries into her apartment today.

 

[smallmovesal]

and then what winny?

 

[Freak Show]

There's my sex goddess! What's with the ultimatum? You ain't happy? Even after all the phone sex? Which I could use more of...hint....hint... . March is a good month. Is that too late?

 

[Johnny Zampon]

and then what winny?

then she gave me head.

 

[smallmovesal]

don't get me wrong sweet thing, but phone sex is not enough... maybe what we need is a little one-on-one... beforehand..

 

[Freak Show]

Damn baby, what's with the silent treatment? March not soon enough.....ummmm.....uhhhhh....FUCK IT! How bout next week? Not that I want to rush things!

 

[Johnny Zampon]

don't get me wrong sweet thing, but phone sex is not enough... maybe what we need is a little one-on-one... beforehand..

i'll stick with the phone sex thanks.

 

[smallmovesal]

Damn baby, what's with the silent treatment? March not soon enough.....ummmm.....uhhhhh....FUCK IT! How bout next week? Not that I want to rush things!

next week? how about we meet in vegas? may1010 and hamsterhider can be our witnesses...

 

[Freak Show]

next week? how about we meet in vegas? may1010 and hamsterhider can be our witnesses...

How did you know I was gonna suggest Vegas. Damn pookey bear, you're always readin my mind, posting exactly when I post, and you know all my sex fantasies. How can I pass this up? Are you sure May has to be there?

 

[smallmovesal]

he can witness that you aren't gay...

 

[Johnny Zampon]

can i come to the wedding? wedding's are fun. lots of drunk chicks that are extremely self lubricated.

 

[Freak Show]

So when should I start packin? I may need some time to raise the money. Weddings ain't cheap.

 

[smallmovesal]

maybe you can get people on here to chip in for true love

 

[Johnny Zampon]

you should ask steel beast to donate the profits from the sale of the fbi/arab t-shirts to your guys' wedding.

 

[Freak Show]

I'll try. But you gotta start makin some more friends here yourself . Should we do the drive through wedding so we can quickly drive back to the hotel and have hot butt naked monkey love or should we get married by an Elvis impersonator?

 

[smallmovesal]

option number one please!

 

[RADAR]

I Just LOVEEEEE Weddings i'll be there make it the weekend and Sat AFTERNOON CUZ I LIKE TO SLEEP LATE SAT MORNINS!!! RADAR

 

[Freak Show]

I Just LOVEEEEE Weddings i'll be there make it the weekend and Sat AFTERNOON CUZ I LIKE TO SLEEP LATE SAT MORNINS!!! RADAR

Deal! Honey, RADAR is coming to take the place of May!
We still goin to Italy for the honeymoon?

 

[Freak Show]

Sorry sweetie shmoopy-woopy lumpy dum dums! But big daddy's gotta go to bed so he can have a good workout tomorrow. Promise me you'll have a sex dream about me?!?! Its your turn anyway. Maybe one day, I'll fill you in on the details of mine!

p.s. Like my new location? Yeah, thought you would!

Big sloppy KISS! Guess where?

 

[Superman7]

I'll answer if no one else will

I want to be on top of TripleV... As long as she's cool with it..???