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rnch

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how do ya'll handle the booty call bitch for your roommate situation?

ONCE AGAIN, i get home around 1 am, after a long, agrivating, irritating day at the insane asylum, wanting only to sprawl in front of the big screen in my underwear (or less) and sip something cold and unwind a bit...........

but no...........ONCE AGAIN, my roomate has a late night booty call bitch there, giggling and talking on the very sofa and living room floor i want to spread out on.

i am expected to tip toe around them, go to my room, can't cook or drink or scratch myself or fart in my own living room!!!!

any polite suggetion that they move to HIS bedroom is ignored.....there is no fireplace or big screen tv or dvd player in his (or mine, for that matter) bedroom.

don't get me wrong, guys and gals....i'm happy for the boy to be in a postition to get a lil' bit.....just don't think "I" should be segregated to one room of the house that "I" am paying the mortgage on.

am i being unreasonable???? your opinions and views please........
 
Knock your buddy unconscious and proceed to fuck his girl. While on top of her, set her on fire. But continue doing your deed. The bitches love that.
 
Why not have a chat with him 1 on 1 about this issue, explain last night to him, let him know if the situation is reversed you would take the booty call party to your room and let him have the pleasure of relaxing on the couch in front of the idiot box, farting and scratching his testicles.
 
roomates suck....screw that....I would just do my thing.

if they don't like it, they can leave. it's YOUR place man.

talk to him about it if it's a big problem.
 
Just act as though they aren't there. Go about your usual ritual. Except talk to yourself while doing so, that might get rid of them.
 
Talk it out bro.. Lack of communication causes 95% of troubles in interpersonal relations..

Dont be afraid of conflict.. harness it, and learn from it.
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
Two choices, kill him or ask him to share ;)
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NAHHHHHH..............what he drags home i am NOT interested in.
 
undress completely, grab a beer, a bowl of chips and sit down on the sofa. say nothing. Actions speak louder than words.
 
Although everyone here makes a valid point, what if it was you getting some booty when he got home from work? Aside from the fact that you are obviously well mannered enough to move to your room, you would expect for your buddy to have some compassion and let a player play. Let it slide this time but talk to him in the morning and tell him you would appreciate it if next time they would go to his room so you can relax in your own apartment. Simple as that.
 
havoc said:
Why not have a chat with him 1 on 1 about this issue, explain last night to him, let him know if the situation is reversed you would take the booty call party to your room and let him have the pleasure of relaxing on the couch in front of the idiot box, farting and scratching his testicles.
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this makes sense.
 
jerkbox said:
I would just do my thing. if they don't like it, they can leave.
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My buddy in college used to have this dumb chick come down from the floor upstairs- annoying as hell- cause then she would just come and hang in our room ALL the time- not just when they were going at it...

So one day- She comes down at like 6 in the morn (WTF?) and I had just gotten back from bouncing all night and partying after, so I am tired as hell.... All I can hear is her stupid laugh and carrying on about stupid shizat she thought was hilarious, etc, making all kinds of racket while I am trying to sleep...

So I say, "Hey (name)- The only sound I really want to hear out of you right now is the sound of my nuts slapping agains the back of your throat!"

The girl stops dead- her eyes and mouth get wide- and she runs out of the room....

My two buddies in the room immediately start high-fiving me, and the best is the one who was with the girl said "I would be pissed but that was the most hilarious thing I have ever heard"

If it is stupid funny- he wont care if you piss her off....
 
rnch said:
how do ya'll handle the booty call bitch for your roommate situation?

ONCE AGAIN, i get home around 1 am, after a long, agrivating, irritating day at the insane asylum, wanting only to sprawl in front of the big screen in my underwear (or less) and sip something cold and unwind a bit...........

but no...........ONCE AGAIN, my roomate has a late night booty call bitch there, giggling and talking on the very sofa and living room floor i want to spread out on.

i am expected to tip toe around them, go to my room, can't cook or drink or scratch myself or fart in my own living room!!!!

any polite suggetion that they move to HIS bedroom is ignored.....there is no fireplace or big screen tv or dvd player in his (or mine, for that matter) bedroom.

don't get me wrong, guys and gals....i'm happy for the boy to be in a postition to get a lil' bit.....just don't think "I" should be segregated to one room of the house that "I" am paying the mortgage on.

am i being unreasonable???? your opinions and views please........
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you're the problem bro.

you should have just stripped to your boxers, popped a cold one, and turned the TV to whatever channel you wanted to watch.

then if they had a problem with that, hey, it's their problem. it's your house after all.

I also own a house and have a roomie and I do whatever the fuck I want for the most part. He's a great roommate though.
 
Thats just one of the things you have to deal with when you have roommate's.Talk to him and work out times that both of you should have on your own.
 
it's not like the two of them are bumpin' uglies on the rug in front of the fireplace.....whatever happens takes place in his bedroom.

it's just that i can't freeball around in my own house or scratch or burp or fart (stuff guys enjoy!) in front of his BCB.

otherwise, he is a damn good roommate.....would hate to have to boot him out in the street over this.
 
o man... you gotta set up the code. In my house it's unspoken... if someone is getting ass, you go to your room and they get priority. Man with the puss gets priority.
 
ZKaudio said:
o man... you gotta set up the code. In my house it's unspoken... if someone is getting ass, you go to your room and they get priority. Man with the puss gets priority.
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yeah, not if the dude has his stupid gf over every fucking day though....
 
havoc said:
Why not have a chat with him 1 on 1 about this issue, explain last night to him, let him know if the situation is reversed you would take the booty call party to your room and let him have the pleasure of relaxing on the couch in front of the idiot box, farting and scratching his testicles.
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Im a real prick and if I paid the mortgage I would do what I want,id cook,and dance in my drawers singing while doing it,they would get the point
 
Talk to him that is just rude I hang in the living room for a bit but eventualy if it is going to the bedroom it goes there. It is only fair if my roommate ever gets a woman I expect him to do the same.
 
Moral of the story: never share an apt. with a guy who gets more pussy than you do.
 
Who's big screen TV and DVD player is it?

Fuck, if you bought it then just be like, uhh can I enjoy my tv please?
 
If you're buffer than he is you could just hang out in the living room in your speedo so his chick ogles your package instead of your roommate.
 
It aint no fun if you cant have none...

He is using your shit to entertain a guest. TV etc...tell him next time you are going to want your living room and he needs to move his party into his room...

Or pimp his ho, thenm he will stop bringing her around yo ass!
 
"o man... you gotta set up the code. In my house it's unspoken... if someone is getting ass, you go to your room and they get priority. Man with the puss gets priority."-ZKaudio

Listen to this man.
 
just like ZKaudio said guy with the pussy gets priority. Unless it's a gf or some girl that is always over. If thats the case than they deal with it.

But you said late night booty call so I'm guessing this doesn't happen on a regular basis.

If you had a booty call would you want to be secluded to your room without a fireplace, couch, tv to romance a girl? It would be messed up if you hadn't gotten laid in months, than you have a chick over, and your roomate came home and sat in the room and to ruined your chances.
 
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