For the nice guys

[KO-KAYNE]

all this proves one thing

hyena's are more evolved than us. and hyena females are sluts

both are good if ur a male hyena

ACTUALLY, BEING A MALE HYENA SUCKS!!! THE FEMALES RUN THE TRIBE. MALES ARE JUST FOR SPERM IN THE HYENA WORLD.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Sounds like your "Pocket Rocket" aint doing it for you anymore!

 

[Pellmaster]

yeah...nice guys finish first...only in a female run hyena world

 

[Baoh]

Well, Veggietrash got owned quite nicely. Good job, all.

And of course she picks a study on hyenas. Maybe the Dutchess of Dumbass ought to have examined the mating habits of chimpanzees, our closest extant genetic relatives. Care to give a guess as to how chimp society functions? Much like ours. But why embrace the common sense of that? Hell, our next study should focus on mole rats. That will really apply to people.

Oh, and she so cheated on her bf, and that other fellow was right regarding her bf. No balls.

 

[plornive]

Hyena Study May Offer Lesson for Human Mating Game
Reuters
May 13 2003 7:06PM

LONDON (Reuters) - Friendly rather than aggressive behavior is the way to win the ladies, judging by research into hyenas' mating patterns by British and German scientists published on Wednesday.

Scientists used genetic techniques to study the mating tactics used by three clans of spotted hyenas from the Serengeti National Park in Tanzania.

Male hyenas that tried to be friendly rather than aggressive had far more luck with the ladies, according to their study published in the Proceedings of the Royal Society.

Males did not get very far if they tried to coerce or monopolize female hyenas. Those that took the time and energy to develop relationships had more luck in siring offspring.

"What this paper reveals is the enormous amount of sexual politics among members of large hyena clans. I suspect that many might think females would choose to mate with socially dominant males...but our results show this is not the case with hyenas," said Marion East, from the Institute for Zoo and Wildlife Research in Berlin. "The friendlier male hyenas are, and the longer they stick around, the more favorably they are looked on by female hyenas," she added.

Females were impressed by "grooming, greeting, and amicable gestures," according to the study. Shadowing a prospective partner for weeks or months or trying to defend a female from the attention of other male hyenas was considered a turn-off.

In another blow to male self-confidence, the study showed that some males were simply bad at understanding when females were receptive and fertile.

To further undermine attempts by dominant male hyenas to monopolize paternity and counter infanticide, some females would mate with several partners.

05/13/03 19:02 ET

This is fucking hilarious. I want to start my own hyena sex laboratory.

I am "nice" to women (at first) --- I play the benevolent asshole. I don't spend a lot of time on any one girl (i.e. I don't "shadow them), and this makes them feel I am too important for them. Younger girls seem to love to be abused and taken to new levels of pain and pleasure by me. Older ones just want someone with skills to pound them once a week while they start "relationships" with chumps --- I generally feel like a bitch if I do this, though. I don't tell much about myself to most girls, and I tell a few lies --- all to make myself seem like a mysterious and dangerous guy who will not stay with them. Experience tells me this.

Hyenas are definitely not humans. I don't know how to compare the two, and it seems like the study was watered down in the article. It definitely doesn't show that "nice" guys get laid.

 

[jubei]

Female hyenas have redundant male sexual organs in other words they've got a non functional dick between their legs. If you want to give a real lesson to all the "nice guys" it should be when you are away serving in the military your gf will cheat on you because you were way too nice to her.

 

[Lao Tzu]

What are you talking about, I said the same thing he did only more elaborate so I think I agreed. Plumpers arent the only ones I fuck, I only write about that here because it makes for good laughs.

What the hell are you talking about? I was stating that (imo) you, plornive and Supernav are all good with women and all 3 of you disagree with this study that nice guys get laid. So the study, although academic, doesn't hold water in the real world.

 

[b fold the truth]

Is that why my girlfriend loves to watch me train? Does she love to see me sweat, get dirty, spit, yell, scream, and bleed?

She also knows that I am a big baby too...



B True

 

[Burning_Inside]

no shit? i'm not the one posting crap to make women look more mature than they really are.

Eminem is a total failure as a human being aside from his fame/money, and his concern for his daughter. It really speaks alot for female maturity that people like Eminem are considered sex symbols.

preach on my brozzle.

 

[Frackal]

If he followed the hyenas he wouldnt get laid anymore.
You pretty much cheated because your man doesnt have any self respect since he took you back. Its like hes working with less than zero as far as balls go so you sort of have to adjust the definition of cheating for you two in order to justify the whole mess.

I think we can conclude from this:


- Veggielifter likes nice guys because:

Nice guys are pansies who will take their girl back after she cheats on them while they're on deployment.

Plus Veggie I'm plenty nice... just "candid"