for milhouse my love... the appeal of the bald man

[smallmovesal]

why do bald men appeal to women so often these days?

i'm going to abstain since i was physically threatened by an insane bald grad student when i was an undergrad *shudders*...

 

[Milhouse]

I really dont know to be honest. Everybody has a theory like example its like a second sex organ etc but one of the best things that I think is for me at least is this...

It takes balls to say fuck it I am going bald now do I shave it off or pretend its not happening by doing the infamous combover r get a toupee/transplant?

Some guys do it for fashion or just temporarily but others do it because its time and damn anyone who sees I am losing my hair.

That and the fact is there is an air of mystery about a bald man once he is bald. See The day I went bald I became permanantly age 30 ish. When my hair was starting to recede at age 26-27 ppl thought I was 30-35.

No they think 28-32.
That and the whole lemme touch it squeal its so smooth dip it in oil and rub it all over my body stuff.

Oh and before all you guys go and give yourselves crew cuts or shave it all off.
1- Most of ya's look better with hair
2- its higher maintenence then having hair.

 

[smallmovesal]

not to mention that some ppl have lumpy heads... i think i'd fall into that category... so you have to be special to be bald

 

[saint808]

I look better bald than with hair actually... losing my hair was the best thting thta ever happened to me.