For all those whom my posts have intimidated... Please Read This.

[Citruscide]

It has been brought to my attention that some of my posts may be intimidating in nature.

I can remember a time when I would post some very insulting, derogatory, downright nasty, jackass comments about women, other members or just innocent bystanders... but I have gone though great lengths to not directly or indirectly flame individuals on the boards for quite some time... I have gone in the direction of helping, not hurting... hugs... not hits.

If any of my posts have been intimidating in nature, I apologize. If you read a post, and feel intimidated, please, rest assured, that it is just the C-Man being warm hearted and extending to you a jest... just some wholesome jesting... jestin' with the restin'

Ok, this is about all I can handle of apologizing in one day... but it stands...

From this moment forward, even if a post of mine may come across to ANY member as intimidating... I am making a disclaimer that it is merely in jest... good old fashion internet fun.

I'll make this a sticky as I don't want anyone to MISS this.

Good night ya'll!

C-ditty

 

[velvett]

You're starting to scare me now.

 

[p0ink]

what the?

who said you were intimidating?

 

[velvett]

I like being intimidated. Controlled.



Oh shit, wrong forum....

 

[Paulos]

What the hell is this? I leave for two weeks and now C is a homosexual and there are ads in the middle of threads, WHAT IS GOING ON?

 

[velvett]

What the hell is this? I leave for two weeks and now C is a homosexual and there are ads in the middle of threads, WHAT IS GOING ON?

The sky IS falling.


































ANd there's a woman in your belly.

 

[Citruscide]

Can't say... I don't want to cause anymore intimidation.

I just think that some members equate what I say to the way I acted when I scorned women... before I had closure with my Ex. After that... things started to get better... for me.

Then, I was made a mod by EF... I think, it was to keep me in check... you know, EF being the most controversial fitness site on the net... and Citruscide being the most controversial member on the board... well... 2 and 2 equaled a nice 4.

Now a days... I joke around alot... kind of like I did back in the olden days... I also help out as best I can on the training and anabolic forums... can't really help out too much on chat, except with my cool, dry wit.

Anyway... for what it is worth... from this time forward, none of my comments should be meant as intimidation... and any claim there of should just be dismissed as "glass skull" syndrome...

Just take it as a joke... laugh... like everyone else... and smile... and think of life as... one big festival where C-Ditty is throwing the party and you are all toasting to him... ahhh... yeah... that's the stuff.

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

What the hell is this? I leave for two weeks and now C is a homosexual and there are ads in the middle of threads, WHAT IS GOING ON?

You'd be homosexual too if you looked in the mirror and saw the most beautiful person you ever could EVERY MORNING (that'd be me...)

Also, I put this up here to make a point, that my posts are made to be a joke, not intimidation, and that people should take them as such... let's all laugh, be have fun yo!

C-ditty

 

[bwood]

oh fuckin hell...

pussies need to grow the fuck up or get
their parental control levels turned up so
that they are restricted to sesamestreet.com
or fraggle rock.com websites...

what a bunch of pussies...C, you got called
on the carpet for this shite???

 

[Citruscide]

Well, I would agree BWood... I agree that I make many of my posts in a humorous jest... and if someone doesn't think they are funny... I don't see how they can think they are an act of intimidation... I mean, I haven't pulled an intimidation stunt since yesterday... and that was MP5... like anyone cares about him??

C-ditty

oh fuckin hell...

pussies need to grow the fuck up or get
their parental control levels turned up so
that they are restricted to sesamestreet.com
or fraggle rock.com websites...

what a bunch of pussies...C, you got called
on the carpet for this shite???

 

[velvett]

C-Ditty Nelson - Rapper not Snapper

To all the sheep I've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
To all the sheep I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the sheep who shared my life
Who now are someone else's thread monkeys
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
To all the sheep who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the sheep I've disheartened before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out our windows
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out our windows
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the sheep we've disheartened before






















(J/K)

 

[velvett]

now youre acting like a frat boy...

will it never end???

BAH HAAAAAAAAA

 

[bwood]

To all the sheep I've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
To all the sheep I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the sheep who shared my life
Who now are someone else's thread monkeys
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
To all the sheep who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the sheep I've disheartened before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out our windows
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out our windows
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the sheep we've disheartened before

now youre acting like a frat boy...

will it never end???

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

maybe now my nightmares of citruscide and his many demons will cease.

 

[tuc biscuit]

, except with my cool, dry wit.



C-ditty

This thread is obviously some sort of joke.

 

[WODIN]

A - You've gotten laid.
B - you've learned empathy and are seeking a higher path.
C - you've gone show tune nathan lane gay.

 

[Citruscide]

C-Ditty Nelson - Rapper not Snapper

To all the sheep I've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
To all the sheep I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the sheep who shared my life
Who now are someone else's thread monkeys
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the sheep I've disheartened before
To all the sheep who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the sheep I've disheartened before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out our windows
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
To all the sheep we've disheartened before
Who traveled in and out our windows
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the sheep we've disheartened before


(J/K)

Velvett, your post is an intimidation to me. Please do not post these types of jokes on my threads... any further attempt will be considered an act of intimidation.

No, wait... actually, upon re-reading this... it was kind of funny. LOL

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

A - You've gotten laid.
B - you've learned empathy and are seeking a higher path.
C - you've gone show tune nathan lane gay.

A -- Would be correct sir.

But you are forgetting -- I am not "C" having to do with Nathan's Gay Tune... but C as in "the C-Man" and there is a nice hidden message in my thread here..

That's right children... stop, drop and roll..

C-ditty

 

[vixenbabe]

I always enjoyed the spankings we gave one another!

;-)

 

[big4life]

Actually, it was brought to your attention that some of your posts were ATTEMPTS at intimidation, not intimidating. Even then, they were very poor attempts.

I am sure that you would want it worded the right way, seeing as how you are so apologetic and all.

 

[W&Z]

Citrus

You remind me of a male version of Bikinimom

...only without the kids to abandon

 

[The Ranger]

Jeez....Back off the clomid already....Heh heh heh

Hugs not drugs

Ranger

 

[The_Ghost]

Like this really needs to be a sticky. I have never seen someone want so much attention.

 

[bwood]

maybe we should bring back that retard ryanh
just so folks remember what a "shitty" mod is...

 

[Y_lifter]

Are you trying for the Softer Image due to the lack of response
for your $'s for Ditty sales campaign ?

 

[presguy]

you on a 12 step program or something?

 

[Citruscide]

Are you trying for the Softer Image due to the lack of response
for your $'s for Ditty sales campaign ?

You nailed it.

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

Actually, it was brought to your attention that some of your posts were ATTEMPTS at intimidation, not intimidating. Even then, they were very poor attempts.

I am sure that you would want it worded the right way, seeing as how you are so apologetic and all.

Are you trying/attempting to intimidate me?

I'm too laid back for that my mello! Biggie... we should just be friends... why, I bet you could use a BIG hug! I know I sure could... and golly, wouldn't it be swell if we could just get along?

Come on big fella... you know you want to bury the ax... you know everytime you read my posts you smile a little bit and say "That C-Man... he sure is one funny cat..."

BigDawg+numbers -- A cry for attention would be faking cancer... not making a sticky.

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

Jeez....Back off the clomid already....Heh heh heh

Hugs not drugs

Ranger

I'm a nolva man through and through

C-ditty

 

[big4life]

Are you trying/attempting to intimidate me?

I'm too laid back for that my mello! Biggie... we should just be friends... why, I bet you could use a BIG hug! I know I sure could... and golly, wouldn't it be swell if we could just get along?

Come on big fella... you know you want to bury the ax... you know everytime you read my posts you smile a little bit and say "That C-Man... he sure is one funny cat..."

BigDawg+numbers -- A cry for attention would be faking cancer... not making a sticky.

C-ditty

I tell you what, I will go you one better. You ignore me and my posts and I will ignore you and yours.

However, if you find that you can't do this, then I will play your little games.

 

[HighIntensity]

I tell you what, I will go you one better. You ignore me and my posts and I will ignore you and yours.

However, if you find that you can't do this, then I will play your little games.

you two should go and collect starfish together.

 

[The_Ghost]

BigDawg+numbers -- A cry for attention would be faking cancer... not making a sticky.

C-ditty

Sorry bro I gotta calls it as I sees it. No flame just stating the facts.

Posting on a thread about the cancer situation and really saying nothing, then reposting nothing again after it was deleted by another MOD. That's reeks of look of me I am here and am a mod and can post on locked threads.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=260523&pagenumber=4

Hell I am barely here more then once a week most times and it stands out.

 

[decem]

Then, I was made a mod by EF... I think, it was to keep me in check... you know, EF being the most controversial fitness site on the net... and Citruscide being the most controversial member on the board... well... 2 and 2 equaled a nice 4.

this obviously is not a factual statement.. elsewise.. i'd be a super mod and you'd be my bitch..

 

[Bullit]

I'm still traumatized over the whole "BILT" ordeal.

 

[Citruscide]

Biggie, as a moderator of this site, I cannot ignore anyone's posts... as much as I would love to ignore some comments made, I have to read everything.

Now, being who I am, I will make comments... humorous to some, and well... not to others. But I will still make them. All are in good jest. I never single you out for any reason.. .in fact, with exception of the last post I made fun of yours... I haven't really said 2 words edgewise to you.

Keeping this all in mind... let's just try to get by anything that happened in the past. I'll take comments you make, you take comments I make. I'll make an effort not to push your buttons, but I cannot ignore posts.

C-ditty

I tell you what, I will go you one better. You ignore me and my posts and I will ignore you and yours.

However, if you find that you can't do this, then I will play your little games.

 

[Citruscide]

Yeah, as a moderator you can comment on a locked thread. Your powers of observation astound me. (no small feat).

In fact, there was no cancer situation... it was all just a delirious attempt at attention by someone who suffers from Münchhausen Syndrome...

There is nothing to say about the "cancer" situation... I've made comments where it matters.. in the MOD board... I've made comments to those who have been directly effected... that thread was closed, I made a comment that I directly support any decision that my fellow moderators made... and then made a joke at Big4Life's comment about Internet Detective Badges -- Like him, I didn't think his comments were funny... as many people were hurt and people went though some great lengths to prove and call Natty out.

So yes, I posted on a locked thread. Whoopy Ding Ding...

Which leads me to my last comment... if you are soooo worried about my "attention whoring" why do you continuously give it to me?

C-ditty

Sorry bro I gotta calls it as I sees it. No flame just stating the facts.

Posting on a thread about the cancer situation and really saying nothing, then reposting nothing again after it was deleted by another MOD. That's reeks of look of me I am here and am a mod and can post on locked threads.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=260523&pagenumber=4

Hell I am barely here more then once a week most times and it stands out.

 

[big4life]

Biggie, as a moderator of this site, I cannot ignore anyone's posts... as much as I would love to ignore some comments made, I have to read everything.

Now, being who I am, I will make comments... humorous to some, and well... not to others. But I will still make them. All are in good jest. I never single you out for any reason.. .in fact, with exception of the last post I made fun of yours... I haven't really said 2 words edgewise to you.

Keeping this all in mind... let's just try to get by anything that happened in the past. I'll take comments you make, you take comments I make. I'll make an effort not to push your buttons, but I cannot ignore posts.

C-ditty

So could you please tell me who this post was aimed at?

LOL -- u got it.

What thread got deleted? haha... I only delete threads that have to do with baby seal clubbing... I'm so on top of the hip side of saving animal lives... I don't think anyone cares about animals as much as me...

No wait... I don't give a crap about baby seals!?! LOL

Carry on

C-ditty

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2849645#post2849645


Considering my signature, I think that it is pretty obvious.

 

[Citruscide]

I'm still traumatized over the whole "BILT" ordeal.

LOL -- I don't know what to say about that... except it was good for laughs for about 2 solid months.

Decem -- I said most controversial member... not ... well, I'll just be nice.

C-ditty

 

[jnuts]

I'm going on vacation for the weekend. Hopefully everything will be back to normal when I return. Lotsa wierd stuff going on.

 

[Citruscide]

So could you please tell me who this post was aimed at?




http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2849645#post2849645


Considering my signature, I think that it is pretty obvious.

I always call you Biggie...

LOL -- actually, Harp seals when they babies are quite beautiful animals... I couldn't resist that post... somethings are just like... sitting there and I have to make a joke... but they are cute... It's not until they grow up until they lose their white fur...

Lessons in Baby Seals by C-Ditty -- Sorry about the dig.

C-ditty

 

[kronk]

I'm going on vacation for the weekend. Hopefully everything will be back to normal when I return. Lotsa wierd stuff going on.

Hey jnuts. Where you been my man. Nice to see you around! Peace

 

[The_Ghost]

Yeah, as a moderator you can comment on a locked thread. Your powers of observation astound me. (no small feat).

In fact, there was no cancer situation... it was all just a delirious attempt at attention by someone who suffers from Münchhausen Syndrome...

There is nothing to say about the "cancer" situation... I've made comments where it matters.. in the MOD board... I've made comments to those who have been directly effected... that thread was closed, I made a comment that I directly support any decision that my fellow moderators made... and then made a joke at Big4Life's comment about Internet Detective Badges -- Like him, I didn't think his comments were funny... as many people were hurt and people went though some great lengths to prove and call Natty out.

So yes, I posted on a locked thread. Whoopy Ding Ding...

Which leads me to my last comment... if you are soooo worried about my "attention whoring" why do you continuously give it to me?

C-ditty

Worried about you, dont you mean intimidated LOL.

I just enjoy laughing at anyone who is their own biggest promotor. Guess I struck a nerve but the truth usually does.

Hey you could be a good guy, only know the board version of you.

I have always believed this, if you have to say how great you are, then you aint' great. Same goes for being tough.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

After reading nearly every post in this thread, what I'm walking away with is that Spatts is a sub

Good stuff -- would have pegged you for a Dom though...

 

[Citruscide]

Worried about you, dont you mean intimidated LOL.

I just enjoy laughing at anyone who is their own biggest promotor. Guess I struck a nerve but the truth usually does.

Hey you could be a good guy, only know the board version of you.

I have always believed this, if you have to say how great you are, then you aint' great. Same goes for being tough.

So then we both agree that I am great. Great.

C-ditty

 

[rubberducky]

So could you please tell me who this post was aimed at?




http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2849645#post2849645


Considering my signature, I think that it is pretty obvious.

I'm somewhat curious as well. Although I am 100% certain that a MOD would never target anyone for "intimidation" or "jest". They are, of course, here to help and offer advice and info. Right? Or am I mistaken?

 

[Citruscide]

I'm somewhat curious as well. Although I am 100% certain that a MOD would never target anyone for "intimidation" or "jest". They are, of course, here to help and offer advice and info. Right? Or am I mistaken?

Heh Heh -- you would be correct RDY. However, I'm only human and enjoy making jokes as well. I reserve the chat board to make jokes in good spirit and humor... sort of a release in ways.

C-ditty

 

[argent]

just finish with "i'm fucking serious" if you jest not.

 

[rubberducky]

Heh Heh -- you would be correct RDY. However, I'm only human and enjoy making jokes as well. I reserve the chat board to make jokes in good spirit and humor... sort of a release in ways.

C-ditty

That was my understanding. Thanks for confirming that.

 

[The_Ghost]

So then we both agree that I am great. Great.

C-ditty

Um....yea that must be it!!