For All The Sissys Who Dont Believe In Retaliation.....

[Dogballs]

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:

1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.
2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
3. Wait until he says something to the effect of. . . "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
4. When he's in mid-sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be awful and he should not cause more violence.
6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence.
7. Punch him in the face again -- harder this time.

Repeat steps 5 through 7 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

 

[The Shadow]

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:

1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.
2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
3. Wait until he says something to the effect of. . . "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
4. When he's in mid-sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be awful and he should not cause more violence.
6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence.
7. Punch him in the face again -- harder this time.

Repeat steps 5 through 7 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

As a mod I shouldn't be laughing at that, but SHIAT that's funny.....LMAO!!

 

[WODIN]

This has been posted like about 2,387,458,993,999,009 times!

 

[Dogballs]

WELL GOOD, THIS IS #2,387,458,993,999,010

 

[Citruscide]

LOL... it's still funny.

C

 

[mekannik]

Thanks for reviving my old thread.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=70099



It's tough being original now-a-days.

j/k

this still makes me laugh. Even if MuscleBrains tries to bring his "but you'll get arrested and butt slammed" response.

 

[frorider6]

this still makes me laugh. Even if MuscleBrains tries to bring his "but you'll get arrested and butt slammed" response.

Hmmm, so I get to punch someone AND get butt slammed? Where's the downside again?

 

[HumorMe]

This has been posted like about 2,387,458,993,999,009 times!

Only Wodin would know that stat considering his age.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Dumb ass friggin' kids! You left out step 8!

8. Take his watch and wallet while he is down on the ground crying.