For all married guys who were cheated on by the wife

[WalkingBeast]

Always remember ... You can kill'em.....

 

[Spartacus]

Two drunk women are staggering home in the middle of the night. The one women says to her friend, "I have to go pee". They look up and see they are too close to a busy road and decide that a local funeral park a mere 100 yards off the main road is the best place. The first drunk women squats down, does her thing, then procedes to wipe her private area. When she realizes she hasn't any tissue, she uses her panties then discards them at the grave site. The second drunk women squats down, does her thing, then mumbles to herself. "I am not going to use my panties as tissue" and reaches for one of the wreaths off a head stone as an alternative.

The next morning the two husbands of these women contact each other. One husband phones the other and say's," I think our wives are up to no good".
The other husband responds "why do you say that?" "Well" said the one husband,
"My wife got home at 3 o'clock in the morning and didn't have any panties on".
The other husband then angerly responds "Hey,You're lucky. Mine came home with a card stuck in her butt crack that read WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU".

 

[onerepmaximum]

I spoke the bitch ass bitch on the phone. I don't blame him totally, but he knew she was married. If I ever run across him, even though I am happily remarried, I'll still punch him about the face, breast, chest, neck and head area. All I can say about is, things happen for a reason.