SoKlueles said:im an animal magnet
grunt thispintoca said:your captioning might be at an all time low today
I grunted at that
Frisky said:That is Golden.... yeppers, that animal loving freak. Seems the rest of the neighborhood animals got a wind of his mad skills.
pintoca said:notice there are no llamas there.
btw. you are great at following directions

stilleto said:How about:
"In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home. "

stilleto said:ok, how about...
"when i said needed pussy wished to be a chick magnet to get more beaver, this wasn't exactly what i had in mind."
stilleto said:ok, how about...
"when i said needed pussy wished to be a chick magnet to get more beaver, this wasn't exactly what i had in mind."

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