For $500,000 would you trade with your best friend

[rnch]

do i get to keep my piercings "down there"?

i am NOT going thru THAT again!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

do i get to keep my piercings "down there"?

i am NOT going thru THAT again!!!

WIMP!


How bad could it have been?!

 

[ChefWide]

Let me get this straight. I would get to have a vagina? A real working vagina. Ok. that might just do it.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Let me get this straight. I would get to have a vagina? A real working vagina. Ok. that might just do it.

I dunno if you'd want one Chef. Think about it... your penis (by your own admission) has caused your downfall on more than one occasion (LOL). Imagine if you'd had a vagina that WAS WORSE!

 

[ChefWide]

I have spent near 30 years of playing with said lingam, I think I could find a few decades worth of things to do to my very own vagina.

Ah, well, I have grown accustomed to his cycloptic face, so I suppose we are a team and all that. And now that I have the Satiny smoove bag'o'jewels, he has a new lease on life.

 

[rnch]

WIMP!


How bad could it have been?!

dawlin' ......since you don't have one i can't explain it!

 

[ChefWide]

dawlin' ......since you don't have one i can't explain it!

You tell em, bigeasy. LOL.

"If ya aint been there, then ya aint been through it. Now pass the sauce."

 

[WalkingBeast]

LOL!

I only clicked on the title without reading the initial post!

That is sooooooooooooo funny!!!

I had NO IDEA that "your best friend" was a dick! But thank you for pointing that out to me Mr Beast.

HEHeheheheheheheheheheeee

So now I guess the question would be more appropriate if we are talkin kitty for money swap. My kitty has gotten me into a considerable amount of trouble in the past (whose hasn't?) and 500K is a lot of dough... Haven't used the kitty in such a long time I have pretty much forgotten how... don't intend on using it any time soon....

REALLY need the money just now....

Tough decision.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think I would go with Chefwide on this one.

 

[Sub-Zero]

For $500,000...yes, I would. As long as I'm guaranteed the one I receive will function/look normal.

same.