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this is the shat i get on myspace....

"Thank you for the add. I greatly appreciate the opportunity to be your friend. I pride myself upon being an excellent friend and, to that end, please won't hesitate to let me know if I can be helpful to you in any way.

George

PS - Not to offend you, but I do not mind being used for sex. I am mobile, safe, sane, and discreet. My specific area of expertise is cunnilingus - I was trained by a lesbian. Just tell me when and where and I will be there."


i'm soooo tempted to post up his url so everyone can give him hell. or at least take him up on his offer. haha
 
habitualhealth said:
this is the shat i get on myspace....

"Thank you for the add. I greatly appreciate the opportunity to be your friend. I pride myself upon being an excellent friend and, to that end, please won't hesitate to let me know if I can be helpful to you in any way.

George

PS - Not to offend you, but I do not mind being used for sex. I am mobile, safe, sane, and discreet. My specific area of expertise is cunnilingus - I was trained by a lesbian. Just tell me when and where and I will be there."


i'm soooo tempted to post up his url so everyone can give him hell. or at least take him up on his offer. haha
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Please post his url. Probably a fake profile, but what the hey. We need comedy.

btw: I'm safe, sane and discreet too. Probably not discreet actually. I'd probably tell everyone on ef.

r
 
habitualhealth said:
PS - Not to offend you, but I do not mind being used for sex. I am mobile, safe, sane, and discreet. My specific area of expertise is cunnilingus - I was trained by a lesbian. Just tell me when and where and I will be there."
i'm soooo tempted to post up his url so everyone can give him hell. or at least take him up on his offer. haha
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I can't believe you TOLD ON ME!!!!! :)
 
You have to be joking! I mean why did you except this guy as a friend or did you not and he just sent you that message? I have never sent anything like that! I get some good comments and messages myself from girls on mine but I know all the crazy females!
 
Beachboy6294 said:
You have to be joking! I mean why did you except this guy as a friend or did you not and he just sent you that message? I have never sent anything like that! I get some good comments and messages myself from girls on mine but I know all the crazy females!
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I once created a website for my dog. Then emailed myspace attention whores asking if they wanted butt sex. We were drunk, but the replies were priceless. :)

r
 
Razorguns said:
I once created a website for my dog. Then emailed myspace attention whores asking if they wanted butt sex. We were drunk, but the replies were priceless. :)

r
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LMAO!!! That is crazy
 
Here's another classic i got last week:

"Yes you are very sexy... Would you like to go out with us?
Body:
I am looking for a sexy female to join us for dinner and drinks Friday Night. After that go to a little bar and listen to live music. It will be our treat!!!
I really want to meet a woman who feels like me. Being bi is so mis-understood sometimes, I really enjoy both and love woman. Having a woman to me sexually is the best!
We are a cool and down to earth couple. We all play and have fun for the night. Promise you will have the best time with us and if all is well would love to see you again if you desirer. Please resond with a picture if you are interested. Need to meet by 7pm tonight.Band starts @ 9pm

Linda"
 
habitualhealth said:
this is the shat i get on myspace....

"Thank you for the add. I greatly appreciate the opportunity to be your friend. I pride myself upon being an excellent friend and, to that end, please won't hesitate to let me know if I can be helpful to you in any way.

George

PS - Not to offend you, but I do not mind being used for sex. I am mobile, safe, sane, and discreet. My specific area of expertise is cunnilingus - I was trained by a lesbian. Just tell me when and where and I will be there."


i'm soooo tempted to post up his url so everyone can give him hell. or at least take him up on his offer. haha
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Um - why do you add people you do not know?
 
habitualhealth said:
Here's another classic i got last week:

"Yes you are very sexy... Would you like to go out with us?
Body:
I am looking for a sexy female to join us for dinner and drinks Friday Night. After that go to a little bar and listen to live music. It will be our treat!!!
I really want to meet a woman who feels like me. Being bi is so mis-understood sometimes, I really enjoy both and love woman. Having a woman to me sexually is the best!
We are a cool and down to earth couple. We all play and have fun for the night. Promise you will have the best time with us and if all is well would love to see you again if you desirer. Please resond with a picture if you are interested. Need to meet by 7pm tonight.Band starts @ 9pm

Linda"
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So,.... how was it? How were they? Does he have a tiny penis? Does she sport a butch hair cut? Was she totally into your vag? Were you into hers? When are you seeing them again? What's her body like? was it fun? Did he creep you out? What did you eat? Are they heavy drinkers? What did you drink? They don't smoke do they? Ashtray breath? What did you wear? Underwear? Was she hot or not? .........................
 
Oh man, you should hear some of the things that people send to me on myspace. For some reason I get lots of emails from 20 year olds who want to have a "mature" (aka OLD) woman. lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Oh man, you should hear some of the things that people send to me on myspace. For some reason I get lots of emails from 20 year olds who want to have a "mature" (aka OLD) woman. lol.
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Uhm and what is that myspace account?
 
habitualhealth said:
because i'm running 3-4 businesses and i don't use myspace as a froo froo giggle giggle tool to stay BFF's forever. i say hi to the peeps i like (you) and then do a helluva lot of networking/marketing on Tom's dime.
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oh i just thought you'd use Craigslist for your prostituting biz.
 
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