FML thread

[nangiggles]

Fuck, I'm at work feeling like shit, my palate is swollen right behind my two frontal teeth, hurts like fuck, I have cramps and to top that all off I had this horrible stomach feeling, I immediately knew something was wrong but I was on the phone with a customer, it kept getting increasingly worse until I had to place him on hold and run to the bathroom thank goodness I'm here alone

 

[nangiggles]

this aint over yet

 

[smurf2]

Nice FML life

 

[nangiggles]

My insides feel awful, I want to kick a puppy and punch a kitten

 

[EarthRider]

that's what happen to my wife when she found out she was prego

nice about to enter mommy life

 

[nangiggles]

lololol at me having a baby

 

[EarthRider]

lol all you want better throw yourself that baby shower

 

[nydj66]

Fuck, I'm at work feeling like shit, my palate is swollen right behind my two frontal teeth, hurts like fuck, I have cramps and to top that all off I had this horrible stomach feeling, I immediately knew something was wrong but I was on the phone with a customer, it kept getting increasingly worse until I had to place him on hold and run to the bathroom thank goodness I'm here alone

That's a shame.

About 5AM, my wife stirred, came over and put her head on my shoulder and we both fell back asleep.

At 7:20, I awoke to her hand down my pants immediately followed by her tongue down my throat. We went through at least 7 different positions with lots of grinding and moaning. She got to the big "O" first and then she finished me. When I came she had to put her hand over my mouth because it was so good she was afraid I'd wake the kids.

I got up and made us ham and eggs and then she went to yoga with my semen in her hair.

Yay me!

 

[King Leonidas]

That's a shame.

About 5AM, my wife stirred, came over and put her head on my shoulder and we both fell back asleep.

At 7:20, I awoke to her hand down my pants immediately followed by her tongue down my throat. We went through at least 7 different positions with lots of grinding and moaning. She got to the big "O" first and then she finished me. When I came she had to put her hand over my mouth because it was so good she was afraid I'd wake the kids.

I got up and made us ham and eggs and then she went to yoga with my semen in her hair.

Yay me!

She's cheating on you

 

[-SD-]

Ohhh look at me, Im fertile

 

[EarthRider]

i can't wait to find out if she is having a boy or girl

 

[smurf2]

Maybe twins!

 

[EarthRider]

nan don't worry, if it's the old guys baby he will have to help pay for shit

 

[Power Cord]

I don't really understand this thread. I'm sorry.

 

[EarthRider]

we are talking about how much of a mo you are

 

[nangiggles]

That's a shame.

About 5AM, my wife stirred, came over and put her head on my shoulder and we both fell back asleep.

At 7:20, I awoke to her hand down my pants immediately followed by her tongue down my throat. We went through at least 7 different positions with lots of grinding and moaning. She got to the big "O" first and then she finished me. When I came she had to put her hand over my mouth because it was so good she was afraid I'd wake the kids.

I got up and made us ham and eggs and then she went to yoga with my semen in her hair.

Yay me!

Holly fuck I hate you
Im nor preggerz Im feeling shitty cuz of "that time"

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[Power Cord]

we are talking about how much of a mo you are

Mo money mo problems...

 

[wootoom]

More money more air

 

[nangiggles]

can I air?

 

[WoodyO]

One of my salesmen forgot to send me an $11K PO he received 2 weeks ago. Now I have to do 2 weeks worth of work by Monday.

 

[nydj66]

One of my salesmen forgot to send me an $11K PO he received 2 weeks ago. Now I have to do 2 weeks worth of work by Monday.

Too bad his commision check will be 4 weeks late.

 

[nangiggles]

My boss told me to stop asking stuff I already know says I dont give myself enough credit...

I have a habit of "double checking" a bit too much....

 

[wootoom]

Can you quit fucking whining?

 

[nydj66]

Can you quit fucking whining?

She is a chick...

of coarse she can't stop whining.

 

[nangiggles]

I can start nagging if you prefer, they are are my two modalities

 

[WoodyO]

Too bad his commision check will be 4 weeks late.

It usually is anyways

 

[EarthRider]

My boss told me to stop asking stuff I already know says I dont give myself enough credit...

I have a habit of "double checking" a bit too much....

as a boss, that is really annoying just to let you know. it makes me feel like my employee is stupid and doesn't know shit

 

[wootoom]

im locking this bullshit

 

[nydj66]

as a boss, that is really annoying just to let you know. it makes me feel like my employee is stupid and doesn't know shit

If your employees knew shit and weren't stupid, they wouldn't be making smoothies.

 

[wootoom]

If your employees knew shit and weren't stupid, they wouldn't be making smoothies.

omg hahahahahhahhahahhahaahahha

 

[nangiggles]

as a boss, that is really annoying just to let you know. it makes me feel like my employee is stupid and doesn't know shit

I know, but in all fairness I was never trained, I was sat next to some chick who didnt talk to me and was expected to just learn, hence why I'm so insecure.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

oke roast:

 

[nangiggles]

FUUUUUCK I got home to discover our great dane has diarrhea needless to say we picked all that shit up (literally) and didnt have time to eat, I'm starving

 

[WoodyO]

FUUUUUCK I got home to discover our great dane has diarrhea needless to say we picked all that shit up (literally) and didnt have time to eat, I'm starving

Cook that shit up in a roast

 

[nangiggles]

Cook that shit up in a roast

it would probably look better than my usual shit

 

[WoodyO]

it would probably look better than my usual shit

I was just joking. Mail me some roast. I'm already tired of cooking for myself every day.

 

[wootoom]

Me mirar, necisito ayundar

 

[nangiggles]

Me mirar, necisito ayundar

I dont know WTF you were trying to say but that phrase makes no sense, translates to:

I watch, need ayundar

(ayundar is not a Spanish word)

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Ayudar

 

[wootoom]

i meant ayudar for fuck sakes

 

[nangiggles]

still doesnt make sense

 

[wootoom]

still doesnt make sense

either does your life



Me miran, yo necisito ayuda

look at me, i need help

 

[nangiggles]

either does your life



Me miran, yo necisito ayuda

look at me, i need help

*Mirenme, necesito ayuda*

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[the_alcatraz]

Please reserve the mememememememe to someone who can start a good mmemememememe thread, like me mkay? lol

 

[EarthRider]

If your employees knew shit and weren't stupid, they wouldn't be making smoothies.

yeah, they are prolly as stupid as someone having sex with a dude pretending he's a female, instead of just getting a female

 

[WoodyO]

That wasn't very nice

 

[lartinos]

Sounds like you need some weed.

 

[bigmann245]

Well I hope your feeling better.

 

[nangiggles]

Sounds like you need some weed.

lolol, dont know, never really had any

 

[wootoom]

Weed is a fucking joke...fuck I'm mad now

 

[Lumberg]

That's a shame.

About 5AM, my wife stirred, came over and put her head on my shoulder and we both fell back asleep.

At 7:20, I awoke to her hand down my pants immediately followed by her tongue down my throat. We went through at least 7 different positions with lots of grinding and moaning. She got to the big "O" first and then she finished me. When I came she had to put her hand over my mouth because it was so good she was afraid I'd wake the kids.

I got up and made us ham and eggs and then she went to yoga with my semen in her hair.

Yay me!

That's hot.