Flat tire and didn't get any.

[sublime35]

So there's this girl I haven't seen in about 6-7 months. We used to be really good friends but after I graduated (she's was in the grade below me) I haven't seen or talked to her much and with the hurricane and all things have been goofy. Well I talked to a friend of ours and got her number again (lost it) and we talked on the phone and I said "well hey, why don't I come and see you".
So I go up there, and we've always sort of had something between us but nothing ever happpened, and we're hanging out, talking, making jokes...yadda yadda. Well she pulls out these hand cuffs (toy) and I proceed to put them on her. I said "I think I need frisk...so one thing leads to another, her pants are off, then her panties, start to bathe her kitty and she says "we better wait, I don't want my mom to walk in" So gets dressed and we just kissed and fondled some more. She says "are you sure you're okay to wait" I said "sure". I know it's gunna happen next time we're alone anyways. It was really a good thing too, because her mom came in about 5 mins later.

And I wake up this morning.....and I got a fucking nail in my tire. Either picked it up in her driveway or on the way there. I feel I was robbed double time.

Abridged Version: FUCK!

 

[FISHTALES]

dang

 

[alien amp pharm]

If it makes you feel better, you still got further than I get.

 

[sublime35]

If it makes you feel better, you still got further than I get.

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to alien amp pharm again.


LOL, yeah I've been reading your posts. I don't know what to tell you man. Maybe you're trying to hard. Just find you an ulgy one with a bangin' body and just put a flag over her face and fuck her for old glory.

 

[fbodyguy02]

So there's this girl I haven't seen in about 6-7 months. We used to be really good friends but after I graduated (she's was in the grade below me) I haven't seen or talked to her much and with the hurricane and all things have been goofy. Well I talked to a friend of ours and got her number again (lost it) and we talked on the phone and I said "well hey, why don't I come and see you".
So I go up there, and we've always sort of had something between us but nothing ever happpened, and we're hanging out, talking, making jokes...yadda yadda. Well she pulls out these hand cuffs (toy) and I proceed to put them on her. I said "I think I need frisk...so one thing leads to another, her pants are off, then her panties, start to bathe her kitty and she says "we better wait, I don't want my mom to walk in" So gets dressed and we just kissed and fondled some more. She says "are you sure you're okay to wait" I said "sure". I know it's gunna happen next time we're alone anyways. It was really a good thing too, because her mom came in about 5 mins later.

And I wake up this morning.....and I got a fucking nail in my tire. Either picked it up in her driveway or on the way there. I feel I was robbed double time.

Abridged Version: FUCK!

So you went home and jerked off right?

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

...

 

[string_bean00]

pretty obvious that god hated you that day

 

[SoKlueles]

pretty obvious that god hated you that day

beanyyyy

 

[string_bean00]

sokuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[alien amp pharm]

Just be glad you didn't have sex with her

...since you got a hole in your rubber.



thanks folks, I'll be here all night and don't forget to tip your waitress.

 

[SoKlueles]

Just be glad you didn't have sex with her

...since you got a hole in your rubber.



thanks folks, I'll be here all night and don't forget to tip your waitress.

you are the waitress right?

 

[alien amp pharm]

you are the waitress right?

Shouldn't you be at Walmart buying granny panties or something?

 

[SoKlueles]

Shouldn't you be at Walmart buying granny panties or something?

thats tomorrow jackass
wanna go with me again? we had fun last time

 

[alien amp pharm]

thats tomorrow jackass
wanna go with me again? we had fun last time

No because I don't want to get kicked out again for bringing livestock in.
Your moo-ing didn't help matters either.

 

[SoKlueles]

No because I don't want to get kicked out again for bringing livestock in.
Your moo-ing didn't help matters either.

wtf? we went to walmart, not the danged stock barn
and btw your licking yourself didnt help either

 

[chewyxrage]

dude overall that seems pretty positive.

 

[alien amp pharm]

dude overall that seems pretty positive.

That's what I'm saying.

If it was me this happened to I'd be rushing to EF to make a brag thread about it.

 

[slat1]

What does her mom look like? How old?

 

[Gambino]

yeah i'm kinda curious about the mom as well...
all in all sounds like a pretty good hook

 

[Phaded]

i got a boner

 

[sublime35]

What does her mom look like? How old?

No you don't want any of that bro. Not now atleast. Back when she was younger she was beautiful (seen pictures), a model and what not. But then she got really sick and over the past 10-15 years she's gotten really fat and she'll talk your damn ear off.

 

[ceo]

No you don't want any of that bro. Not now atleast. Back when she was younger she was beautiful (seen pictures), a model and what not. But then she got really sick and over the past 10-15 years she's gotten really fat and she'll talk your damn ear off.

just something to look forward to bro. lol. But, you'd better set it up better next time so you don't have to go home and jerk off again!

 

[sublime35]

just something to look forward to bro. lol. But, you'd better set it up better next time so you don't have to go home and jerk off again!

LOL. It really wasn't planned out, just sort of happened. We were there talking and one thing led to another....it was always there between us but nothing ever happened. But she's gonna get it ALL now.

 

[Phaded]

yo make a vid..

 

[sublime35]

yo make a vid..

LOL that's funny, cause she has a camera phone and I was like.."We should put this to good use"...she just giggled.