Flame CipherLock Thread - Anything Goes

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

You may openly abuse me in this thread.

I expect you to take the flames to an all new never reached before level. If I am not considering re-registering under a new handle by the end of the week then I will be quite ashamed of you guys.

Here is some fuel.

I am younger than most of you but still much older.
I make good money, quite decent really, but I ain't rich.
I have an above normal sized penis.
I have huge balls in the physical and emotional sense.
I would have sex with multiple in-laws.
I am a member of MENSA.
I eat pussy.
I have never had a homosexual encouter, unless you count drunken intimidation to the point of ejaculation.
I have an internet persona.
I am not currently Plat.
I believe Elvis is alive.
I watch Dr. Phil.

To help you further I will answer questions you pose me in a complete non-sensical manner. (If that is even a word)

havoc · Dec 17, 2003

The only difference between you and acne is that acne comes on a little boys face after he turns 13.

Becoming · Dec 17, 2003

CipherLock said:
I watch Dr. Phil.

No need, you just flamed yourself....

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

havoc said:
The only difference between you and acne is that acne comes on a little boys face after he turns 13.

That made me laugh - not cry.

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

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Becoming said:
No need, you just flamed yourself....

I valid attempt, but use more sinister elusive writing next time. Just a plain statement like that doesn't do too much to me.

from zero · Dec 17, 2003

You're fat.

Becoming · Dec 17, 2003

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CipherLock said:
I valid attempt, but use more sinister elusive writing next time. Just a plain statement like that doesn't do too much to me.

No need man lover, you just flamed yourself....

(Better?)

jerkbox · Dec 17, 2003

you're canadian.

'nuff said.

ZKaudio · Dec 17, 2003

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

From Zero said:
You're fat.

]

Sticks and stones gentlemen. Surely there is more to you all then these lame. lame words.

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

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Becoming said:
No need man lover, you just flamed yourself....

(Better?)

Better indeed, but not emotionaly searing.

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

jerkbox said:
you're canadian.

'nuff said.

Says nothing, you desperatly want to get into many of the Canadian pants here.

and you can not even spell enough.

from zero · Dec 17, 2003

CipherLock said:
]

Sticks and stones gentlemen. Surely there is more to you all then these lame. lame words.

You're really fat? Obese?
OOh!!! You're corpulent!!

Checkmate. Chalk one up for Zero.

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

electronic said:
You talk to people on elite cos you have no real friends.

lol. Now we are getting somewhere, but I talk on Elite because I have free time at work and talking on the phone looks bad.

Not that the Pink ads look that good.

jerkbox · Dec 17, 2003

CipherLock said:
Says nothing, you desperatly want to get into many of the Canadian pants here.

and you can not even spell enough.

i wouldn't say desperately.....but, Bullit is pretty fuckin hot....and that seashell chick isn't bad either

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

From Zero said:
You're really fat? Obese?
OOh!!! You're corpulent!!

Checkmate. Chalk one up for Zero.

nice. But you are way lost here, you are trying too hard to be funny, I need you to hate on me you dirty whorebag.

from zero · Dec 17, 2003

CipherLock said:
you dirty whorebag.

That was hurtful.

You dick. Get some fucking work done, instead of sitting on here, instead jerking off to Code's avatar.

DcupSheepNipples · Dec 17, 2003

CipherLock said:
You may openly abuse me in this thread.

I expect you to take the flames to an all new never reached before level. If I am not considering re-registering under a new handle by the end of the week then I will be quite ashamed of you guys.

Here is some fuel.

I am younger than most of you but still much older.
I make good money, quite decent really, but I ain't rich.
I have an above normal sized penis.
I have huge balls in the physical and emotional sense.
I would have sex with multiple in-laws.
I am a member of MENSA.
I eat pussy.
I have never had a homosexual encouter, unless you count drunken intimidation to the point of ejaculation.
I have an internet persona.
I am not currently Plat.
I believe Elvis is alive.
I watch Dr. Phil.

To help you further I will answer questions you pose me in a complete non-sensical manner. (If that is even a word)

WTF is wrong with you CipherLock? Is it the flawed family birthing process of the father sucking the infant spawn from the mother's rectum and spitting it headfirst into the tin bath?

You're pretty smart alright...for a grinning, drooling gimpzoid with a gaping hole in its head, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium! I tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say yo!

What a putrid waste of a puny penis you are! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face painted Fag In The Box! You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid! Who the hell told you that you are attractive? Mr. Magoo? You should stop smoking pot and get out and vote every couple of years, you pseudo liberal bum!

Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? That's a sexy outfit you're wearing! Who shot the couch? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards! Take several deep breaths! Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole!

You couldn't look like a bigger ass in that outfit if you were attached to the backside of Oprah! Get a glass belly button, that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to!

Shut the fuck up, before I stick shove my foot so far up your ass that you'll be shitting shoe shaped turds for a month!

jerkbox · Dec 17, 2003

dcup wins

from zero · Dec 17, 2003

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DcupSheepNipples said:
WTF is wrong with you CipherLock? Is it the flawed family birthing process of the father sucking the infant spawn from the mother's rectum and spitting it headfirst into the tin bath?

You're pretty smart alright...for a grinning, drooling gimpzoid with a gaping hole in its head, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium! I tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say yo!

What a putrid waste of a puny penis you are! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face painted Fag In The Box! You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid! Who the hell told you that you are attractive? Mr. Magoo? You should stop smoking pot and get out and vote every couple of years, you pseudo liberal bum!

Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? That's a sexy outfit you're wearing! Who shot the couch? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards! Take several deep breaths! Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole!

You couldn't look like a bigger ass in that outfit if you were attached to the backside of Oprah! Get a glass belly button, that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to!

Shut the fuck up, before I stick shove my foot so far up your ass that you'll be shitting shoe shaped turds for a month!

lol, that's pretty good.

Becoming · Dec 17, 2003

jerkbox said:
you're canadian.

Canadians = Artificial Americans.....

Screw Dcup.... I win...

DcupSheepNipples · Dec 17, 2003

Becoming said:
Canadians = Artificial Americans.....

Screw Dcup.... I win...

I second that! I'd rather park my ass on top of the washing machine spinner rod during spin cycle than be a canadian!

Deterass · Dec 17, 2003

If thats u in your avatar your already fucked up for life. J/k

from zero · Dec 17, 2003

electronic said:
Canadians are more like the Brits....

(i.e more intelligent than Amerikkkans)

Ashamed?

Deterass · Dec 17, 2003

must be ashamed!give him a dose of red!

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

Dcup - That looked awsome. Sorry I didn't read it, but since everyone else's threads that referred to it (which I did read, because they were short) said it rocked.

Dcup is in the clear lead.

But I ain't letting this thread die until I leave friday, and if you do your job well enough, well Monday I might be someone else.

from zero · Dec 17, 2003

electronic said:
Texan twat

That's him alright.

CipherLock · Dec 17, 2003

Can we get back to flaming that fag Cipher?

jackangel · Dec 17, 2003

i've always liked you. you said something funny the other day, can't remember what it was.

sh4dowf4lcon · Dec 17, 2003

did electronic delete his shit?

Becoming · Dec 17, 2003

Probably so he could not get more red...

sh4dowf4lcon · Dec 17, 2003

I cant find a single post he made today now...WTF?

Becoming · Dec 17, 2003

Maybe he was banished... or he deleted em all....

CipherLock · Dec 18, 2003

OK BOYS I'm back for some more puishment.

Some more fuel.

Yesterday I spent 30 minutes on the exercise bike and 2 hours with the police and some of the peeps on my street talking about residential security concerns.
I also had seven million erections while looking at pictures of Oracle Performance Graphs.

Flame.

CipherLock · Dec 18, 2003

jackangel said:
i've always liked you. you said something funny the other day, can't remember what it was.

aaaaaaaaaaaw! You're so damn cute. Do you swallow?

WODIN · Dec 18, 2003

If you wanna change accts I've got several you can have.

CipherLock · Dec 18, 2003

WODIN said:
If you wanna change accts I've got several you can have.

LOL.

You are a card Wodin. And I half believe you. Hmmmmmm.

vixenbabe · Dec 18, 2003

Syphilislock!

CipherLock · Dec 18, 2003

vixenbabe said:
Syphilislock!

I expect so much more from a guru like yourself. You may redeem yourself by posting cleavage shots. I will reward you by completely ignoring them, I plomise.

vixenbabe · Dec 18, 2003

CipherLock said:
I will reward you by completely ignoring them, I plomise.

Hmmm...Got a weak wrist to go along with that lisp?

from zero · Dec 18, 2003

I want a thread about me being flamed.

CipherLock · Dec 18, 2003

vixenbabe said:
Hmmm...Got a weak wrist to go along with that lisp?

Oh no you didnt - that ain't no fucking lisp!

From that 70's show, Kelso says it instead of promise so he don't actually promise. First thing in that show that has made me laugh in two seasons.

CipherLock · Dec 18, 2003

From Zero said:
I want a thread about me being flamed.

ya gots to start one yerself

CipherLock · Dec 19, 2003

I'm not even close to crying, you guys have no edge. (exception to DCUP.)

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