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great gig

talked with the bartender all night bout roids (they bring people together you know) tossed one kid...clean up was a bitch though

got home at 3...missed my first two classes

got to love school :)
 
Ground Floor

from night to night it depends sometimes they get 500 kids in there...

mostly we toss kids for trying to sneak drinks underage, the only real fights come from the NEWARK trash townies, Wodin knows what and who I speak off.
 
Bouncing at a gay bar must be a lot less stressful than a real bar. Do you still have to wear nothing but a thong and a bowtie?
 
School? I thought you were almost 30. I guess I know a few people who are like 28-29 and in university so it wouldn't be especially bizarre. Hell, there are 50+ year olds in there. Just curious.
 
Nathan said:
School? I thought you were almost 30. I guess I know a few people who are like 28-29 and in university so it wouldn't be especially bizarre. Hell, there are 50+ year olds in there. Just curious.


*psst* duck or you are gonna get hit with the "fuck you, I have a learning disability" line
 
HappyScrappy said:



*psst* duck or you are gonna get hit with the "fuck you, I have a learning disability" line

Hahaha!
Yep, here it comes........
 
Paulos said:
Happy and Code I like you both...but is it absolutely necessary to slam HI every available chance you get?

hmm... I'm gonna go with "yes"

to be fair I "slam" everyone every chance I get.
 
The bar you work at allows both underage and people that are of legal age to drink...or did I misunderstand you?
 
Paulos said:
Happy and Code I like you both...but is it absolutely necessary to slam HI every available chance you get?

paulos if you revert to the "Show Your Face" thread you can see why these two convey such envey, simple pysc.
 
Darko said:
The bar you work at allows both underage and people that are of legal age to drink...or did I misunderstand you?

this is correct, over 21 get bracelets
 
Thats interesting...are most bars in your area like that?

Up here in igloo land we don't have that..i am actually a student as well and work 3-5 night as bar security. We have "liqour inspectors" who go around to the bars and one thing they do is try to find underagers in the bar, and they can actually shut you down for the night and fine the bar if they feel like it if you don't follow what they call "Do dilligence"
 
HighIntensity said:


paulos if you revert to the "Show Your Face" thread you can see why these two convey such envey, simple pysc.

hmm, just to clarify, you are saying that in simple "pysc" that code or I envy you because....???

1) you are my age if not older and still in college yet show no discernable qualities of anyone that has endured an education of any sorts?

2) you work 3 jobs which likely makes you tired, then you have classes?

3) your body? your face? no... your hair?


I'm *pretty* sure you are saying that we envy you because we are ugly.
Which I guess might make sense had I ever seen what you look like - but I have no clue - I've said before that the only description I've heard of you is "a fucked up retarded looking version of that Angel dude" - which you have said isn't true. so I don't know what you look like.

Also, I would say again that I do envy you - not for your looks, but for what I have said before - your total inability to see the world around you for what it is. You live in a magical fairyland where you are king - and my world is full of assholes.
I want to be king of somewhere.
 
HappyScrappy said:


hmm, just to clarify, you are saying that in simple "pysc" that code or I envy you because....???

1) you are my age if not older and still in college yet show no discernable qualities of anyone that has endured an education of any sorts?

2) you work 3 jobs which likely makes you tired, then you have classes?

3) your body? your face? no... your hair?


I'm *pretty* sure you are saying that we envy you because we are ugly.
Which I guess might make sense had I ever seen what you look like - but I have no clue - I've said before that the only
description I've heard of you is "a fucked up retarded looking version of that Angel dude" - which you have said isn't true. so I don't know what you look like.

Also, I would say again that I do envy you - not for your looks, but for what I have said before - your total inability to see the world around you for what it is. You live in a magical fairyland where you are king - and my world is full of assholes.
I want to be king of somewhere.


glad you had time to type all that, no I just live in the real world and come on here for fun, but don't worry Erik you'll always be kind of the nerd herd on this virtual community...

but at the end of the day, your still ugly, which is cool, enjoy that...

as for the angel comment, please tell me who told you this, don't be shy. was it pink or lillady? please inform.
 
sermon_of_mockery said:


possible,I never claimed to be big though,even if I was I would be humble,you should look into it.

your hurting my internet feelings :bawling:

and it's not possibly its truth...I weigh 210 at 5'10 (for the haters that will come on here I started susp, deca and cyp 2 weeks ago, hence the weight gain)

funny how I walked into the bar last night I was instantly called BIG KEV by a the bartender who is 225 at low BF, most of you guys are lost in your little virtual worlds,

sad
 
:lmao:

oh man this never gets old.

forget the anna nicole show - that shit sucks - I want a HI reality show.
but it needs the inner monologue and interviews with people interspersed.

HI: "I fucking rule this place - that dude just called me big kev... he's probably gay and checking me out... oh hey, look, a mirror - damn I'm hot - time to start flexing all 210lbs of my manly body."

Dude at the bar: "hey BIG KEV!!.... hey BIG CARLA!!... what's up BIG DAVE?!... I'm gonna go take a big dump, BIG KEV - watch my register will you?"
 
Darko said:
Thats interesting...are most bars in your area like that?

Up here in igloo land we don't have that..i am actually a student as well and work 3-5 night as bar security. We have "liqour inspectors" who go around to the bars and one thing they do is try to find underagers in the bar, and they can actually shut you down for the night and fine the bar if they feel like it if you don't follow what they call "Do dilligence"

to answer you question, that is why they hire us...anyone with a black X on their hand drink gets their drink taken and are given a warning, three strikes your out,
 
HighIntensity said:


your hurting my internet feelings :bawling:

and it's not possibly its truth...I weigh 210 at 5'10 (for the haters that will come on here I started susp, deca and cyp 2 weeks ago, hence the weight gain)

funny how I walked into the bar last night I was instantly called BIG KEV by a the bartender who is 225 at low BF, most of you guys are lost in your little virtual worlds,

sad
I'm not out to "hurt" your feelings buddy.I really have zero problems with you...seriouslly,but I do have a problem with ego-maniacs,it's like having to say your cool to convince yourself.210,hell yeah you dwarf me,but I'd be that size too if I took real gear.
 
HighIntensity said:


to answer you question, that is why they hire us...anyone with a black X on their hand drink gets their drink taken and are given a warning, three strikes your out,

I see, essentially that is why we are hired as well, to check ID's and maintain the saftey of the bar I guess you could say....basically so all the bar tenders have to worry about is serving drinks.
 
spentagn said:
HI, just out of curiosity, how long of a break did you take between cycles?

I quit tren around july 26th...so about a month and a week.,

now spent this is def. not long enough of a break I realize that and was sceptical about going back on, what forced me was my bad shoulder with a partially tord RC, I am praying the deca will help carry me through the semester.

I did have a nice sex drive going, so I feel I was back to normal and will shoot HCG every third week just in case.
 
HighIntensity said:


I quit tren around july 26th...so about a month and a week.,

now spent this is def. not long enough of a break I realize that and was sceptical about going back on, what forced me was my bad shoulder with a partially tord RC, I am praying the deca will help carry me through the semester.

I did have a nice sex drive going, so I feel I was back to normal and will shoot HCG every third week just in case.

OK. The HCG will only inhibit your test production, but your balls will be bigger.

Kinda surprised you allow minors 3 chances. In my days of "bouncing," no customer was worth risking the liquor license. First offense and you're gone. Unless you pay me, of course.
 
spentagn said:


OK. The HCG will only inhibit your test production, but your balls will be bigger.

Kinda surprised you allow minors 3 chances. In my days of "bouncing," no customer was worth risking the liquor license. First offense and you're gone. Unless you pay me, of course.

yea I was perplexed when informed of the rule as well, but I assume since a large portion of the bars revenue comes from underage admission they are lax about it.
 
HighIntensity said:
funny how I walked into the bar last night I was instantly called BIG KEV by a the bartender who is 225 at low BF, most of you guys are lost in your little virtual worlds,


LOL, you must be so proud! Wow, "BIG KEV" huh.... that must mean you are HUGE!

BTW, I usually call all the little guys who have ILS .... Big insert first name It doesn't supprise me that you're "BIG KEV"

:lmao:
 
GinNJuice said:


LOL, you must be so proud! Wow, "BIG KEV" huh.... that must mean you are HUGE!

BTW, I usually call all the little guys who have ILS .... Big insert first name It doesn't supprise me that you're "BIG KEV"

:lmao:


arn't you the man, enjoy your internet fame...youv' earned it
 
Ok, this thread has degenerated to shit.

Who care's if you're ugly or good looking.....

This is the internet.

Grow up.

Fonz

Spentagon: You used to bounce?
 
I think it's time to throw in my favorite internet saying...

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. :D
 
johnb said:
I think it's time to throw in my favorite internet saying...

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. :D

Obvious_Kirk.jpg
 
HighIntensity said:
funny how I walked into the bar last night I was instantly called BIG KEV by a the bartender who is 225 at low BF, most of you guys are lost in your little virtual worlds,

Maybe its like when the guy with only a left arm gets called 'righty'. Or the tall guy gets called 'shorty'.
 
johnb said:
I think it's time to throw in my favorite internet saying...

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. :D

Now thats new. You come up with that one yourself?
 
Code said:
Bouncing at a gay bar must be a lot less stressful than a real bar. Do you still have to wear nothing but a thong and a bowtie?

Hell no. In gay bars a lot of them are pretty huge unlike those shitty kids clubs.
 
The supposed "gay bar" in my area acctually has some of the most problems of any bar here, and we have lots.
 
manny78 said:


Hell no. In gay bars a lot of them are pretty huge unlike those shitty kids clubs.

I have seen your picture manny, not much room to talk
 
Darko said:
Thats interesting...are most bars in your area like that?

Up here in igloo land we don't have that..i am actually a student as well and work 3-5 night as bar security. We have "liqour inspectors" who go around to the bars and one thing they do is try to find underagers in the bar, and they can actually shut you down for the night and fine the bar if they feel like it if you don't follow what they call "Do dilligence"

what are you talkin about i bounce at two clubs and both of them use the bracelet method......but these are on special nights.
 
HighIntensity said:


I have seen your picture manny, not much room to talk

what picture did you see ? I used to work as a doorman alone in a hip hop club near of Angel's in Montreal. Those in Montreal know what shithole I'm talking about. Don't worry for me. Never had problems. Are you another Njserious ?
 
HighIntensity said:


paulos if you revert to the "Show Your Face" thread you can see why these two convey such envey, simple pysc.

Jealous? Probably not. I prefer to tease you because I like to see you use the "learning disability" crutch.

I can only assume you think I'm ugly, which is cool with me. Being popular and being good looking aren't metrics I factor into my model for success anyway :)
 
manny78 said:


what picture did you see ? I used to work as a doorman alone in a hip hop club near of Angel's in Montreal. Those in Montreal know what shithole I'm talking about. Don't worry for me. Never had problems. Are you another Njserious ?

good for you, your not that big though.

NJser= 168

HI= 210

hardly close
 
Code said:


Jealous? Probably not. I prefer to tease you because I like to see you use the "learning disability" crutch.

I can only assume you think I'm ugly, which is cool with me. Being popular and being good looking aren't metrics I factor into my model for success anyway :)

do you shave your eyebrows?
 
No, haven't shaved my eyebrows in this lifetime.

Maybe in a previous life I was an eyebrow shaver.
 
Code said:
No, haven't shaved my eyebrows in this lifetime.

Maybe in a previous life I was an eyebrow shaver.

cool

just so you know I shave my balls

do you think my neighbors will leave the shower anytime in the century?...god damn
 
HighIntensity said:


cool

just so you know I shave my balls

do you think my neighbors will leave the shower anytime in the century?...god damn

At least you're aware of the reason you have no hair on your balls.

I heard that elves sneak into people's houses and pluck out men's pubes while they sleep....one at a time.
 
HighIntensity said:


good for you, your not that big though.

NJser= 168

HI= 210

hardly close

210, that's what I am. At 6'. Enough for me. Anyway you don't need to be 290 lbs to use a ASP or PR-24.
 
dont be comparing this fuck with me i will kick his ass all over his own club, make a fool out of him like a little bitch. and that includes all you other motherfuckers as well, pussies. oh yeah and Anal Cumplorer youre a faggot, cant leave that out!
 
NJSerious said:
dont be comparing this fuck with me i will kick his ass all over his own club, make a fool out of him like a little bitch. and that includes all you other motherfuckers as well, pussies. oh yeah and Anal Cumplorer youre a faggot, cant leave that out!

wassup HI !
 
NJSerious said:
dont be comparing this fuck with me i will kick his ass all over his own club, make a fool out of him like a little bitch. and that includes all you other motherfuckers as well, pussies. oh yeah and Anal Cumplorer youre a faggot, cant leave that out!

This *so* has to be someone's alt.
 
HighIntensity said:


your hurting my internet feelings :bawling:

and it's not possibly its truth...I weigh 210 at 5'10 (for the haters that will come on here I started susp, deca and cyp 2 weeks ago, hence the weight gain)

funny how I walked into the bar last night I was instantly called BIG KEV by a the bartender who is 225 at low BF, most of you guys are lost in your little virtual worlds,

sad

Don't ever get pissed about people using your "real name" on here again. You just announced your name is kevin.

You gettin' mad kitty off of being a doorman?
 
joncrane said:


Don't ever get pissed about people using your "real name" on here again. You just announced your name is kevin.

You gettin' mad kitty off of being a doorman?

is that the same guy who was pissed off against Matt cause he posted some personal info made public by himself ?
 
i think it was steroid virgin that got pissed at skywalker.

hi got his panties in a bunch and cryed to the mods to delete all references to his name in a thread where he kept using happy's name.

kev you were cool before you started juicing. since then you have become moody and bitchy and constantly refer to how you look. you started up again because you could not handle the crash didn't you?
 
bigAragorn said:


what are you talkin about i bounce at two clubs and both of them use the bracelet method......but these are on special nights.

Well bro we are obviously is different provinces because this is how it works here, and thats no lie, just the other night I took 4 id's and the liqour inspector gave us a warning for finding underagers...here we have no mixing of underage and older at the bars while drinks are being served. possibly for special occasions, but in two yrs I have no encountered one working or when going out.
 
My first night bouncing was when I was 18, man that was boriing!

then later on, chicks pick on you, sometime annoying when you are enganged LOL.

Raves are the funniest to bounce :D

now sometime I bounce once in a while
and I hate it, I hate thugs!!!!!:mad:
 
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