First, let me take a selfie!

WoodyO · Jun 25, 2014

Yeah, no shit. Maybe it's no so great after all.

miplank · Jun 25, 2014

how large is your penis?

if it's large it doesn't matter what your ass is like.

WoodyO · Jun 25, 2014

IDK. Where should I measure from?

caligirl85 · Jun 25, 2014

It is a selfie thread... Post up dat ass

miplank · Jun 25, 2014

well you can go from the butthole to the tip online

WoodyO · Jun 25, 2014

In that case it's like 18 inches

WoodyO · Jun 25, 2014

I started at the top of my butt crack

miplank · Jun 25, 2014

lmfao!

caligirl85 · Jun 25, 2014

That's like world record size

WoodyO · Jun 25, 2014

My assistant told me she measures guys penises by whether it chokes her or not. Her last POF date couldn't touch her tonsils.