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First date deal breakers

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Name something that happened to you on a first date that made you think "okay, no matter what they do from here on a second date is NOT happpening".
 
Spoke about future plans together/relationship



and it was ME who did that! Aarrgghh I look back and get sick at the SWV I once was. :(
 
Bad table manners, ordered 3 bottles of wine, (kept doing that when I went to the bathroom), constantly talked about their ex, said "Can you see yourself talikng care of me?", no ambition whatsoever, cat person, did coke at the freaking table, one kicked my dog when she thought I went in the other room, look in my medicine cabinet, just be fucking dumb, I've had a lot of bad dates in my past.
 
SpyWizard said:
they showed up to the date... she was just way to large for me.. it was a blind date..
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That happened to me once. She opened the door and I literally turned a step to start bolting. I took her out, still hit it and never called her again. Found her on myspace recently and apologized. (true story)
 
Dial_tone said:
That happened to me once. She opened the door and I literally turned a step to start bolting. I took her out, still hit it and never called her again. Found her on myspace recently and apologized. (true story)
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LOL! The old fight of flight instinct.
I think everyone who's E-dated has ended up with chick who's 100lbs heavier than her picture.
 
She told me that a tip was not included, and Greek was extra.

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Dial_tone said:
That happened to me once. She opened the door and I literally turned a step to start bolting. I took her out, still hit it and never called her again. Found her on myspace recently and apologized. (true story)
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good for you man, now you know how the woman feels... obligated to put out if he buys her dinner, or spends time with her..
 
the cell phone junkies drive me nuts, unless your a doctor or something else on call you dont need that fucking thing on,I turn mine off when im out on a date.
 
theoak01 said:
the cell phone junkies drive me nuts, unless your a doctor or something else on call you dont need that fucking thing on,I turn mine off when im out on a date.
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Moms get a pass on this one with me but I agree.
 
theoak01 said:
the cell phone junkies drive me nuts, unless your a doctor or something else on call you dont need that fucking thing on,I turn mine off when im out on a date.
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Unfortunately, you are also turning off your dates. Because, that is why they are leaving their phones on.

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javaguru said:
Moms get a pass on this one with me but I agree.
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yup thats fair enough,Im not doing the mom thing anymore,I decided no matter how hard I try ill never love someone elses kid enough to want them around like my own,and I wouldnt feel right disiplining them
 
theoak01 said:
the cell phone junkies drive me nuts, unless your a doctor or something else on call you dont need that fucking thing on,I turn mine off when im out on a date.
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Oh god, I see that all the time when I'm out. A couple will be at dinner and one or both of them are just texting away. not even talking. I'd leave.
 
jnevin said:
Oh god, I see that all the time when I'm out. A couple will be at dinner and one or both of them are just texting away. not even talking. I'd leave.
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Maybe Oak would have better luck if he just texted his dates while he is out with them instead of trying to talk to them.


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lol dude ive got a girlfriend,we dont have these issues,only time we get interupted is when shes on call like today ,im currently hanging out at her place with her dog while she is out pulling a calf out of its mother.

im also doing her laundry,but Ill get thanked for it when she comes back
 
theoak01 said:
lol dude ive got a girlfriend,we dont have these issues,only time we get interupted is when shes on call like today ,im currently hanging out at her place with her dog while she is out pulling a calf out of its mother.

im also doing her laundry,but Ill get thanked for it when she comes back
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I will try not to talk so long next time.

Also, if you come across a few of my shirts. Do not wash them. My shit is dry clean only Mr. Mom!


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Dating sucks.

Asking me to bite her and choke her out.

Not giving it up

requests to PIITB

Crying

Talking about exes for more than 5 minutes

Doing lines
 
I was going to screw this chick once and she said "we don't need a condom, I'm already pregnant"


wtf?!!?!?!!?!?!?!
 
Tweakle said:
Dating sucks.

Asking me to bite her and choke her out.

Not giving it up

requests to PIITB

Crying

Talking about exes for more than 5 minutes

Doing lines
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Hook me up wi da didgets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tweakle said:
Dating sucks.

Asking me to bite her and choke her out.

Not giving it up

requests to PIITB

Crying

Talking about exes for more than 5 minutes

Doing lines
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:lmao: I miss hearing about your dates :D more entertaining then Boo Bunny but not nearlly as cute. :)
 
Well, after going on a date with a guy who was all touchy feely AND he wore hawaiian shirts(we were in fuggin TN) we got back to my car, and he said " can i get some sugar?"
omg omg omg
 
She told me she loved me..........granted I was 15 and she was 14 and it probably was the first oral she'd ever been given. I still bolted. I still think about her lol.
 
This wasn't by them but by me. Got the girl's name wrong (internet date) as soon as I saw her. Nothing like a really cheerful "Hi Amanda!" followed by "my name is Andrea." Whoops.

Still managed to hit it though. She joked about it the morning after saying if I called out the wrong name I would have been in trouble. :evil:
 
Tweakle said:
Dating sucks.

Asking me to bite her and choke her out.

Not giving it up

requests to PIITB

Crying

Talking about exes for more than 5 minutes

Doing lines
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I think the lines and boyfriend stuff are the only downers there.
 
theoak01 said:
lol dude ive got a girlfriend,we dont have these issues,only time we get interupted is when shes on call like today ,im currently hanging out at her place with her dog while she is out pulling a calf out of its mother.

im also doing her laundry,but Ill get thanked for it when she comes back
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OMFG!!! laundry........ niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
 
caligirl said:
OMFG!!! laundry........ niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
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I always do the laundry. I also cook, do all the yardwork, shovel the driveway, and seem to always clean the kitchen and bathrooms. Fucking sweet, considering I work around 10 hours per day, hurry my workouts, and fly home to do this shit.

Joy.
 
harmonica said:
Chicks will dry a bro's sweatshirt to death, possibly on purpose so that we cant wear it and they can. That's my theory anyway.
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I've lost far too many articles of clothing to gf's over the years. I think it's like a trophy for them. :)
 
harmonica said:
Chicks will dry a bro's sweatshirt to death, possibly on purpose so that we cant wear it and they can. That's my theory anyway.
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I think you're on to something there.
 
javaguru said:
I've lost far too many articles of clothing to gf's over the years. I think it's like a trophy for them. :)
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That is another reason I only pull my zipper down for the sexen.

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One asked if I would put makeup on him!
One grabbed my boob at the dinner table on the first date.

Incidentally, when I had my first date with my ex, I thought "I don't want a second date." I should have gone with that gut feeling.
 
heatherrae said:
One asked if I would put makeup on him!
One grabbed my boob at the dinner table on the first date.

Incidentally, when I had my first date with my ex, I thought "I don't want a second date." I should have gone with that gut feeling.
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I only wanted you to put some foundation on me..geez! I actually had a gf who wanted to put makeup on me....:worried:
 
heatherrae said:
One asked if I would put makeup on him!
One grabbed my boob at the dinner table on the first date.

Incidentally, when I had my first date with my ex, I thought "I don't want a second date." I should have gone with that gut feeling.
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Why the hell would that crap even go through a guy's mind?

"She'll dig me if I look good in some eyeliner". The hell?
 
javaguru said:
I only wanted you to put some foundation on me..geez! I actually had a gf who wanted to put makeup on me....:worried:
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this guy kept asking if I could make him really pass for a woman! :worried:
 
heatherrae said:
One asked if I would put makeup on him!
One grabbed my boob at the dinner table on the first date.

Incidentally, when I had my first date with my ex, I thought "I don't want a second date." I should have gone with that gut feeling.
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So, what did he do to get you to over come your gut feeling?

For guys it is usually sex. For women it is usually his wad. (of cash)

Not saying this is you. Just asking in your case? Did he give you lots of Karma?

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Jimsbbc said:
Nice ass in jeans goes a long way if no moneys though
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A nice ass with my cock in it goes a long way also.

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all the whey said:
So, what did he do to get you to over come your gut feeling?

For guys it is usually sex. For women it is usually his wad. (of cash)

Not saying this is you. Just asking in your case? Did he give you lots of Karma?

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Sent me 5 dozen roses the next day to my office, treated me like a princess, said how crazy he was for me. i got bamboozled. I found out later he was doing/saying the exact same thing to another gal at the same time. He even ordered the same identical flowers and sent them to her on the same damn day.

:bawling:
 
jnevin said:
Why the hell would that crap even go through a guy's mind?

"She'll dig me if I look good in some eyeliner". The hell?
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I guess he was a closet cross dresser, no pun intended. I can't say I get it or that it is a lifestyle I want for someone I would be dating, but to each his own...lol.
 
has bigger ankles than me.
non stop cell phone chatter trying to look important.
Non stop chatter about their ex, that they apparently aren't over... unless they are smokin hawght of course. ;-)

Whiskey
 
Whiskey said:
has bigger ankles than me.
non stop cell phone chatter trying to look important.
Non stop chatter about their ex, that they apparently aren't over... unless they are smokin hawght of course. ;-)

Whiskey
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lol...cute kitty. is it yours?
 
I've been thinking about this all day and I realized I have NO first date horror stories. The things I've been turned off by are standard fare. They bored me, the conversation flow was bad, we lacked chemistry...so on and so forth.
 
the pitiful guys that hadn't been laid in forever are the worst. Hanging all over you and being overly nice and then call you all hours of the day and don't take a hint.
 
ksharp01 said:
the pitiful guys that hadn't been laid in forever are the worst. Hanging all over you and being overly nice and then call you all hours of the day and don't take a hint.
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OMG!

I can't believe a girl gave an honest answer. Usually girls say they like guys that are overly nice, and call all the time.

BTW. Why won't you answer your phone, or text me back??!@#$!????!

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ksharp01 said:
the pitiful guys that hadn't been laid in forever are the worst. Hanging all over you and being overly nice and then call you all hours of the day and don't take a hint.
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Come to think of it, this actually reminds me of something but it happened BEFORE we ever went out. This guy had given me and a friend money for a cab to our car from the bar because we had mentioned being parked about a mile away, didn't ask for a number or anything. It was sweet! So I ran into him randomly at the mall several months later and we had one of those, "Don't I know you?" moments. Anyhoo, we end up exchanging numbers and I said I was going out later with friends but I'd give a call and let him know where we were so he could meet up with us.

I ended up getting a massive headache and passing out, only to be woken around midnight by a text from him that said "check your email." Ok......Next day I check it and it's this long diatribe about how nice guys finish last and there are no good women in DC who appreciate a chivilrous guy, "It's your loss, we could have been great together but now you'll never know."

Hello with the crazy.
 
It's all chemistry. It's all it's ever been. Give me 10 minutes with the best looking woman on the planet and then give me 10 minutes with a woman I "connect" with................9 out of 10 times I'll pick the hotty. 1 out of 10 times I'll be the happiest man alive.
 
i had one last night. aside from dropping c-bombs left and right and masturbating into the soup, i wonder if i did anything bad.

we went for some greek food. purdy good. i did finish my cornish game hen (uh...how greek is that) with my fingers, because i'd be damned if i let 30% of the meat on that bird go untouched simply because i refuse to put down the knife and fork. i acknowledged the classiness of it, though.
 
my sophmore year in college i had a chick go out of her way to ge me alone w/ her looked my # up on the college directory called me to see if i wanted to ride w/ her to the store. (keep in mind i have never had any real convos w/ said chick except in passing, having been to some of the same functions) we by-pass the store and ride to this remote spot and park in less than 5 mins i've got her top off and my finger in her nah-nah. she stops and says "omg i now know why my doctor said i shouldn't be having sex" i'm like wtf .... then she proceeds to tell me she has a tumor and intercourse would hurt her.... no bullshit



needless to say that was a huge turn-off
chic had some huge tits w/ little bitty nips
 
Bigroof said:
my sophmore year in college i had a chick go out of her way to ge me alone w/ her looked my # up on the college directory called me to see if i wanted to ride w/ her to the store. (keep in mind i have never had any real convos w/ said chick except in passing, having been to some of the same functions) we by-pass the store and ride to this remote spot and park in less than 5 mins i've got her top off and my finger in her nah-nah. she stops and says "omg i now know why my doctor said i shouldn't be having sex" i'm like wtf .... then she proceeds to tell me she has a tumor and intercourse would hurt her.... no bullshit



needless to say that was a huge turn-off
chic had some huge tits w/ little bitty nips
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:lmao:

that is an odd interaction for sure.
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

that is an odd interaction for sure.
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no doubt i was so caught off gaurd that all i could do was laugh.

and with a serious look of concern on my face.... for her health and well-being of course....
i was like "ahh man for real, so what has your dentist said about your jaws"
 
Bigroof said:
no doubt i was so caught off gaurd that all i could do was laugh.

and with a serious look of concern on my face.... for her health and well-being of course....
i was like "ahh man for real, so what has your dentist said about your jaws"
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:spit:

PERFECT answer in that situation.
 
Bigroof said:
no doubt i was so caught off gaurd that all i could do was laugh.

and with a serious look of concern on my face.... for her health and well-being of course....
i was like "ahh man for real, so what has your dentist said about your jaws"
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I would have said "I wanted ass anyway...I don't have rubbers". lol
 
SoKlueles said:
Well, after going on a date with a guy who was all touchy feely AND he wore hawaiian shirts(we were in fuggin TN) we got back to my car, and he said " can i get some sugar?"
omg omg omg
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and that was the stat of a wonderful relationship between you and hammy
 
i've never even been on a "first date" until i was already hookin up with the girl for a few weeks. i feel like this is how it is for most peeps in college now
 
Bigroof said:
. she says "omg i now know why my doctor said i shouldn't be having sex" i'm like wtf .... then she proceeds to tell me she has a tumor and intercourse would hurt her.... no bullshit
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that's ok, i don't mind oral...
 
If he didn't open my car door and help me out.

If he didn't open the door.

If he didn't seat me.

If he didn't know how to discuss the menu intelligently and couldn't order for me.

If he had bad table manners.

If he was boring or not particularly witty.
 
i'm getting a strange vibe...yes...no, wait. yes, i can see it now...

this thing just turned into a 10-pager waiting to happen.
 
I had a girl fart and that was it... I never called her again.. the dumbass busted ass and then said OH im sorry however I just feel so comfortable around you.... :worried:

I said ;;; Gee . I cant wait to see what happens on the next date/////hahhah
 
Arabian said:
I had a girl fart and that was it... I never called her again.. the dumbass busted ass and then said OH im sorry however I just feel so comfortable around you.... :worried:

I said ;;; Gee . I cant wait to see what happens on the next date/////hahhah
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yeah, definite deal breaker....now if she had challenged you to beat that would have been golden.

If you've seen A Bronx Tale you know the ultimate 2nd date sealer.

- You get out of the car and lock both doors.
- Walk her to the car, open the door for her
- slowly walk around to your side
- if she reaches over and unlocks your door for you she's a keeper. if she doesn't she's a selfish bitch so you should probably fart as soon as you get in the car.
 
Dial_tone said:
yeah, definite deal breaker....now if she had challenged you to beat that would have been golden.

If you've seen A Bronx Tale you know the ultimate 2nd date sealer.

- You get out of the car and lock both doors.
- Walk her to the car, open the door for her
- slowly walk around to your side
- if she reaches over and unlocks your door for you she's a keeper. if she doesn't she's a selfish bitch so you should probably fart as soon as you get in the car.
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The door lock test, it's a classic. I still use that to this day. Although these days with automatic locks it's a little bit hard.
 
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