First cycle and some strange things are happening help

[BigCracker]

Double your doses and eat 20 sticks of butter and drink 6 liters of Pepsi a day. Overindulge in smoking crack cocaine. It won't help with your side effects but it shouldn't take long for you to have a heart attack. Then we can all sleep better at night knowing that you won't procreate and pass your sub moronic IQ on to an innocent child that has no choice in the matter.

Retard Alert on Standby: Code Orange

Dosages extremely high for newbie! Multiple Compounds=Multiple problems.

Peparing to execute Code Red upon no retreat rebuttal from thread starter. Proceed with caution. Prepare to take cover.

Full alert 99% imminent!!!

 

[perryscoon]

Geezus man, you're taking so much stuff we can't possibly decide what is causing what. Who told you to take that many compounds your first cycle?

 

[levi8599]

Double your doses and eat 20 sticks of butter and drink 6 liters of Pepsi a day. Overindulge in smoking crack cocaine. It won't help with your side effects but it shouldn't take long for you to have a heart attack. Then we can all sleep better at night knowing that you won't procreate and pass your sub moronic IQ on to an innocent child that has no choice in the matter.

Retard Alert on Standby: Code Orange

Dosages extremely high for newbie! Multiple Compounds=Multiple problems.

Peparing to execute Code Red upon no retreat rebuttal from thread starter. Proceed with caution. Prepare to take cover.

Full alert 99% imminent!!!

lmao!

 

[matty420]

I am taking 500mg Test testosterone cypionate, 200mg nandrolone deconate, 50 mg Stanazolol per week and human growth hormone - somatropin - 41u per day and 1mg anastrozole every three days. I have not changed my diet and it's very clean. I have gained 30 pounds in 3 weeks and I'm retaining lots of water in my hands and feet. I'm 6'3 and my waist has gone from 36 to 41. Strength increases are great but I seem sore and very tight.

wow bro. lol..wow

 

[xrsist]

is this a joke?

 

[BigCracker]

Ut-oh. Somebody must've went to the big cheese mandated I retire the Retard Alert of face being banned. I have been accused of unprovoked attacks and am now supposed to post as a neutered male completely defenseless even when provoked. Apparently my humor is not appreciated around here by certain mods? Here's my new PC reply.

Excuse me Mr Thread poster sir. Please don't be offended, as I completely admire your desire to embark upon your 1st anabolic journey in full force. However I do think that you may like to reconsider using a single compound for your 1st cycle. I hope you have a most wonderful day and Jesus loves you no matter what you do.
If you should decide to not listen to the vets here offering up advice, I suggest that you continue as is and enjoy yourself without fear of being insulted for doing anything counterproductive to your gains and/or health. This board is all love now. Praise Jesus. Amen.

Peace. Love. Dianabol.

 

[Hybridtheory2o]

haha bc.

 

[hyp1]

I am taking 500mg Test testosterone cypionate, 200mg nandrolone deconate, 50 mg Stanazolol per week and human growth hormone - somatropin - 41u per day and 1mg anastrozole every three days. I have not changed my diet and it's very clean. I have gained 30 pounds in 3 weeks and I'm retaining lots of water in my hands and feet. I'm 6'3 and my waist has gone from 36 to 41. Strength increases are great but I seem sore and very tight.

jesus christ bro that's a shitload of gear,especially for a first cycle.........this has to be a joke.if it's not I seriously recommend you review your 'first cycle'
and drop everything but the test cypionate @250mgs a week.eat right,train heavy but with clean form,get enough rest and you will be amazed at how much that massive water retention subsides.

 

[DJ_UFO]

That's too much for a first cycle dude...not healthy at all. I wonder how you can have more than 900 posts if you joined on Sep 2007?

 

[bverysmart]

Im sorry bro but the only thing I can say is WTF. research is everything and I can see that you did not do any. Taking AAS is a sicience, you don't just start taking them and not know the reprocutions.


PCT bro and RESEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!