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first car

'82 CJ-7 with a duct taped rollbar. My sibs weren't old enough to drive
:Chef: :tuc:
 
92 plymouth acclaim,I named it the white dragon,and it was mine,alll mine

adam sandler even wrote a song about it

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick!
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole!"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do?
What the fuck did I do?
What the fuck did I do,
To get stuck with you?
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
73 colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)
 
The first car that was actually "mine" was a 91' Z28 350TPI - got it when I was 18, that same year.

(got $16K in a settlement from an accident - spent it all on the car, and I still had to make payments!!)

Stupid Kid - (except when me and my Paisans spent days cruising Revere Beach, and nights up at Hampton Beach)

We thought we were cool.
 
In 1978, my dad sold me his 73 Camaro LT with a sweet V8 in near mint condition
for only $1000. Let me make $100 payments even.

My siblings(sisters) were older and had their own crap cars.
They were pissed about it. LOL @ them
 
Toyota 4x4 Truck.
3 years old at the time
My parents matched whatever I had saved up mowing yards and such growing up.
 
1970 malibu SS 454 ..... no i did not share ( 1980 )

Second car was a 1967 malibu SS LT-1 with daul carters and a narrowed 6 point with street worthy wheely bars . Pulled lower 11's on street gas ( 1982)

Third car was a 1937 chevy , 5 window coupe with a fully blown 427 on N.O.S ( 1985 )

The list just keeps going and going and going ..................................
 
'88 Plymouth Reliant for $100.00, no I didn't share but it had a habit of shutting off everytime I made a U-turn to the left
 
'76 Vega. Had it about two weeks.
 
1976 Vega Hatchback, Chevy orange in color. Pull up to a gas station, I asked them to check the gas and fill the oil.
 
Y_lifter said:
In 1978, my dad sold me his 73 Camaro LT with a sweet V8 in near mint condition
for only $1000. Let me make $100 payments even.

My siblings(sisters) were older and had their own crap cars.
They were pissed about it. LOL @ them
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I had almost the same car. It was a 71 Camaro with a 350 LT1 that my older brother gave to me.
 
1986 Chevy Cavalier Z-24.....with house speakers in the hatch back, amps under the seat and a pullout tape deck! oh and I lowered it with coil spring compressors....ghetttttooooo!
 
samoth said:
'89 Camero. No siblings.

Man, I was so metal back in high school... My last few cars have been Tauruses (Taurii?).




:cow:
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Taurii? LOL.

Mine was a Pontiac LeMans. Little piece of crap with a killer Blaupunkt stereo...lol. I had my priorities straight.
 
1968 VW bug converted into a baja bug.

I made sure I scared the shit out of my sister the first ride she took with me. After that, never again. :evil:
 
Parents bought me an 03' pathfinder for college. Sister had her own car so I never gave it to her. Selling the car now for something smaller.
 
1983 Mercedes 380SL convertable 2-seater

Yeah, I was totally spoiled.
 
my first car was an 88 chevy spectrum, maroon
it had 8700 miles on it and the first time i drove it, i drove it right in a ditch
 
HeatherRae said:
Taurii? LOL.

Mine was a Pontiac LeMans. Little piece of crap with a killer Blaupunkt stereo...lol. I had my priorities straight.
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thats how mine was,I was rocking a 1500$ stereo in a fucking 500$ car
 
boxerjake said:
1970 malibu SS 454 ..... no i did not share ( 1980 )

Second car was a 1967 malibu SS LT-1 with daul carters and a narrowed 6 point with street worthy wheely bars . Pulled lower 11's on street gas ( 1982)

Third car was a 1937 chevy , 5 window coupe with a fully blown 427 on N.O.S ( 1985 )

The list just keeps going and going and going ..................................
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nice list jake - seriously bro
 
82 Chevy K5 Blazer - 6.2L diesel.

Loved that thing. Back then, the tops came off of them. The thing was a tank.

Didn't share or drive siblings since I didn't have any living at home.
 
1966 Ford Fairlane 500, with a 200cid six.

Didn't have to share, my brother was seven years older than me and in the Navy by that time.
 
my first car i bought was a 1990 Honda prelude but never got to drive it, LOL.

Then i had a 97 Merc. mountaineer, nice but major gas hog.

then a 91 CRX

now a 00 Trans Am.....my baby.
 
pintoca said:
Honda Civic. Bought it new with my first job... As a Teenager I remained carless
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I'm having a hard time finding that hot dog flavored water. Just thought I would keep you up to date on that.
 
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