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f'ing jahovahs

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stilleto

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sorry coldblue, but holy shit do jahovah's piss me off.
Its sunday afternoon, i'm propped up in bed with my foot hooked up to this ice machine that speeds heeling. I have rods and tubes coming out of it and everything i need near me.

everyone is outside in the back and my front door rings.

i unplug my machine, grab my crutches, swing my legs off the bed and get that intense rush of pain as the blood flows back into my foot, and hobble to the front door (i'm staying on the main floor so i don't have to contend with stairs).

the doorbell has now rung 2 more times while I try to get there.
I open the door and there is a woman standing there.
"Oh my gosh, what happened?" she says, looking at my foot.
"Can I help you?" I say.
"Oh.. um.. i'm a vollunteer and I thought I'd drop off this pamplet for you. Its about ... religion." (I can see its a jehovah thing)
"Did you walk up my driveway?" I ask, knowing its 1/4 mile UPHILL.
"Yes! thats why i'm out of breath!"

then i slammed the door in her face.

god thats annoying as hell.
 
hotzie said:
it should be legal to shoot peeps that come to your house tryin to sell u on a religion.
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i'm annoyed i didn't ask her if she really felt like this was accomplishing anything. she was young and pretty and spending her day annoying people
 
stilleto said:
i'm annoyed i didn't ask her if she really felt like this was accomplishing anything. she was young and pretty and spending her day annoying people
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If she was young and pretty I would've hit on her til she revealed her true self.
 
I live across the street from a meeting hall and after I ran into one of them while wearing a pentacle they left me alone. She actually stopped me in the middle of the sidewalk and told me I was wearing a symbol of the devil. We had a nice little talk :rolleyes:

Long story short, they haven't rung my door in 14 years.
 
OMEGA said:
no I am not, BUT I could not turn these two young men away
so I talked with them for a while, as one person to another.


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=324599&highlight=jehovah
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i have no interest in having a religious discussion with anyone who knocks on my door uninvited. I'll ring her bell to have that talk when its convenient for me if i want to, which I don't.
i find that so rude.
I had no reason to invite her into my home, and her timing was horrible, i was in pain, and live on a pretty secluded property- i don't like the fact that this dumb chick was on it. its completely disrespectful to go to someone's home to push your religion.
 
I don't get the JW's here, but mormons will come by maybe once a month. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, since I love in their mecca, but damnit. They're so damn polite, too.
 
Arguing with them is silly. I did it when I was 17, I didnt get anywhere.

Now I just throw out absolutism, like slamming a door, the end.

When does your foot get amputated?
 
UA_Iron said:
Arguing with them is silly. I did it when I was 17, I didnt get anywhere.

Now I just throw out absolutism, like slamming a door, the end.

When does your foot get amputated?
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hopefully soon.
(i had the surgery on wednesday and go back for pin removal on tuesday)
 
I cannot stand them either. I try the nice approach that I have a close personal relationship with christ but they are not pleased unless I agree with them.....So now after learning my lesson the hard way I just tell them that i worship satan!
lol. It works
 
The funniest thing happened reference the Jehovahs when I was a kid. My Grandfather was extremely religious and I was spending the night with my Grandparents when two men came to the door. It was two Jehovahs spreading the gospel. Well after about 3 hours listening to my Grandfather they were like, oh we have to get the fuck out of here , they could not get a word in edge wise. LMAO
 
My old roommate, former Pentacostal (she married into a family swimming in it) Sunday school teacher (or whatever that would be called) -- JW came to the door... she talked them down, scared them, they left. Very cool.
 
I told them once that I kill people for a living. I was in the army then.
The last time they were at my door it was a man who had been coming here for years. He was with his beautiful wife & very pretty teeneage daughter. The girls were so sweet & feminine, dresses & everything. I spent the visit staring at the girls, even when talking to the guy. They never came back for some reason :(.
 
I answer the door nude, reeking of cheap lube and other tell-tale (tail) aromas. They never come back.
 
HiDnGoD said:
I told them once that I kill people for a living. I was in the army then.
The last time they were at my door it was a man who had been coming here for years. He was with his beautiful wife & very pretty teeneage daughter. The girls were so sweet & feminine, dresses & everything. I spent the visit staring at the girls, even when talking to the guy. They never came back for some reason :(.
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dude, what is with that sig???
anyway, i can't believe i get them coming to my door- its a HIKE to my house- my next door neighbor can't make the walk- she drives.
if i wasn't spaced out when i answered the door, i would have been more clever. i was just out of breath from the crutches.
next time, i think i'll ask to see her tits.
 
I know it is annoying. But why dont you just not answer the door? When you truley believe in something like she does, she doesnt think she is annoying people. She thinks she is doing what is right, and trying to help you out. I am totally not taking her side. Just thought I would throw in my 2 bits. I have a peep hole in my door and I dont answer to anyone I don't know. It works out great.
 
Daisy_ said:
I know it is annoying. But why dont you just not answer the door? When you truley believe in something like she does, she doesnt think she is annoying people. She thinks she is doing what is right, and trying to help you out. I am totally not taking her side. Just thought I would throw in my 2 bits. I have a peep hole in my door and I dont answer to anyone I don't know. It works out great.
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well, i didn't know who it was until i opened the door. I mean, i could see through the glass it was a young woman, so i could either yell "what do you want????" through the closed door, or open it to hear better. when the doorbell rang, i assumed it was a neighbor, or flowers.
she HAD to realize what an imposition it was to ring my bell when she saw me hobbling to answer it. and since nobody asked her to come over- its rude.
 
True dat. They bring little reading things to the ambulance. There we are, just chillin at the QT(our local gas station chain) feet propped on the dash.. catching a nap when: BANG BANG BANG!!!" Excuse me, I have here some important literature about our lord. blah blah blah." About twice a month..... they come. IF they see us asleep, WHY would they bang on the door to wake us up?!?!??!?!?!!? Do they KNOW they are interupting the only 2 hour nap I will probably get on a 24-36 hour shift?? It is rude.
 
!?!

i always answer the door with a "what goddamnit?!!??!!!" that always set the mood for the "get teh fuck outta here"
 
stilleto said:
sorry coldblue, but holy shit do jahovah's piss me off.
Its sunday afternoon, i'm propped up in bed with my foot hooked up to this ice machine that speeds heeling. I have rods and tubes coming out of it and everything i need near me.

everyone is outside in the back and my front door rings.

i unplug my machine, grab my crutches, swing my legs off the bed and get that intense rush of pain as the blood flows back into my foot, and hobble to the front door (i'm staying on the main floor so i don't have to contend with stairs).

the doorbell has now rung 2 more times while I try to get there.
I open the door and there is a woman standing there.
"Oh my gosh, what happened?" she says, looking at my foot.
"Can I help you?" I say.
"Oh.. um.. i'm a vollunteer and I thought I'd drop off this pamplet for you. Its about ... religion." (I can see its a jehovah thing)
"Did you walk up my driveway?" I ask, knowing its 1/4 mile UPHILL.
"Yes! thats why i'm out of breath!"

then i slammed the door in her face.

god thats annoying as hell.
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you have tubes/rods going in/coming out of you?

That is f'ing hot!!!
 
stilleto said:
I'd take a pic, but you'd all make fun of my black and blue swollen vienna sausage toes.
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now that you mentioned vienna sausages, PICK3 will be all over this thread
 
stilleto said:
i have no interest in having a religious discussion with anyone who knocks on my door uninvited. I'll ring her bell to have that talk when its convenient for me if i want to, which I don't.
i find that so rude.
I had no reason to invite her into my home, and her timing was horrible, i was in pain, and live on a pretty secluded property- i don't like the fact that this dumb chick was on it. its completely disrespectful to go to someone's home to push your religion.
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good points

some just dont have the life experience you do so they are "innocent" when they come to your door

thats jus me' though:)
 
OMEGA said:
good points

some just dont have the life experience you do so they are "innocent" when they come to your door

thats jus me' though:)
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lets just hang our coats up on the smith machine and have a beer.
:beer:

lol :heart: :heart: :heart:
 
stilleto said:
lets just hang our coats up on the smith machine and have a beer.
:beer:

lol :heart: :heart: :heart:
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no lol!!!

if I ever disagree with you, its only me sharing what I do, not me saying I am better then you

MY BEST friend and I dissagree and fight all the time and are at each other throats, but LOVE and RESPECT and the well spring and support of our Freindship.

we never swear or insult each other to hurt
 
OMEGA said:
no lol!!!

if I ever disagree with you, its only me sharing what I do, not me saying I am better then you

MY BEST friend and I dissagree and fight all the time and are at each other throats, but LOVE and RESPECT and the well spring and support of our Freindship.

we never swear or insult each other to hurt
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i know.
we've disagreed, but never fought, which is cool. :) :)
 
once these two JW ladies came knocking on my door just as I was on my way out, so I took their materials and was like YEAH I'LL GET TO THAT LATER and tossed it on the table next to my front door and quickly exited. As they turned around to leave, the one tripped walking off my stoop and twisted her ankle. I cant remember if she actually fell or not but all I know is, as I got into my car, I giggled.
 
Smurfy said:
once these two JW ladies came knocking on my door just as I was on my way out, so I took their materials and was like YEAH I'LL GET TO THAT LATER and tossed it on the table next to my front door and quickly exited. As they turned around to leave, the one tripped walking off my stoop and twisted her ankle. I cant remember if she actually fell or not but all I know is, as I got into my car, I giggled.
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lol
 
shit! i thought i was finally going to tell the story of me f'ing 5 hari krishnas at the dallas airport...
 
Smurfy said:
once these two JW ladies came knocking on my door just as I was on my way out, so I took their materials and was like YEAH I'LL GET TO THAT LATER and tossed it on the table next to my front door and quickly exited. As they turned around to leave, the one tripped walking off my stoop and twisted her ankle. I cant remember if she actually fell or not but all I know is, as I got into my car, I giggled.
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you can't remember if she fell or... YOU PUSHED HER????
lol
i woulda giggled too- only because of the nature of her visit.
my daughter once must have overheard me complaining once because the jehovah's were coming down the street (where we used to live) and they passed all the kids. My daughter said, "are you a jehovah?" and they said yes. She said, "my mom said she's gonna shoot you."
:worried:
they didn't come to my door though. :)
 
stilleto said:
you can't remember if she fell or... YOU PUSHED HER????
lol
i woulda giggled too- only because of the nature of her visit.
my daughter once must have overheard me complaining once because the jehovah's were coming down the street (where we used to live) and they passed all the kids. My daughter said, "are you a jehovah?" and they said yes. She said, "my mom said she's gonna shoot you."
:worried:
they didn't come to my door though. :)
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bwahahahah kids hear everything!

the other day I was huffing and puffing behind the wheel with my kid in the backseat and I was generally aggravated by the other drivers and my son says WHATS WRONG MOM? ARE PEOPLE DRIVING LIKE MORONS AGAIN?


doh!
 
pintoca said:
you have tubes/rods going in/coming out of you?

That is f'ing hot!!!
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You ever see the movie Crash? It was filmed on Toronto, with Roseanna arquette & James Spader. About a coulpe that get into a car accident & get sexually stimulated by all the healing/scarring, etc.
 
its not there fault but at the same time it is because its part of there religion to try and force people to join them. we don't have any around here but when i lived in NJ it was basically the duty of the people at the front of the neighborhood to call everyone and warn them they were coming around so you could not get the door.
 
HiDnGoD said:
You ever see the movie Crash? It was filmed on Toronto, with Roseanna arquette & James Spader. About a coulpe that get into a car accident & get sexually stimulated by all the healing/scarring, etc.
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THAT'S what you got out of that movie?
you're mom was right, you are weird.
 
I find the large pentagram tattooed on my right arm to be a great deterrent to religious discussion.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
stilleto said:
sorry coldblue, but holy shit do jahovah's piss me off.
Its sunday afternoon, i'm propped up in bed with my foot hooked up to this ice machine that speeds heeling. I have rods and tubes coming out of it and everything i need near me.

everyone is outside in the back and my front door rings.

i unplug my machine, grab my crutches, swing my legs off the bed and get that intense rush of pain as the blood flows back into my foot, and hobble to the front door (i'm staying on the main floor so i don't have to contend with stairs).

the doorbell has now rung 2 more times while I try to get there.
I open the door and there is a woman standing there.
"Oh my gosh, what happened?" she says, looking at my foot.
"Can I help you?" I say.
"Oh.. um.. i'm a vollunteer and I thought I'd drop off this pamplet for you. Its about ... religion." (I can see its a jehovah thing)
"Did you walk up my driveway?" I ask, knowing its 1/4 mile UPHILL.
"Yes! thats why i'm out of breath!"

then i slammed the door in her face.

god thats annoying as hell.
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this is got to be the funniest thing I have heard today! I always run to my son's room to get a good view of door before I ever answer. I always seem to have someone wanting me to convert, vote or buy something! It is so aggravating!!! Something should be done about it....we can get put on a do not call list but there doesn't see to be a do not ring list yet. :evil:
 
Why are people saying it isn't someone's fault when they come banging on someone's door with the intention of getting them to change the way they think about god and shit.
 
KSHARP01 said:
this is got to be the funniest thing I have heard today! I always run to my son's room to get a good view of door before I ever answer. I always seem to have someone wanting me to convert, vote or buy something! It is so aggravating!!! Something should be done about it....we can get put on a do not call list but there doesn't see to be a do not ring list yet. :evil:
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I have a big front entrance thats got alot of glass (up on a mountain, there are no passing cars that can see inside)- so if i can see out to who is there- they can see me. and those fukkers always dress nice, so you're fooled. i shoulda let my jumping, slobbering, muddy dog at her.
 
WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.

"all along the watchtower..."
the WATCHTOWER??

please tell me jimmi hendrix wasn't a jehovah.
(thank you milo, for planting that sead in my head)
 
Isn't that kind of disrespectful? I mean, someone coming to your door and saying "what you're doing is wrong, you're gonna go to hell unless you do it this way"

then you think "fuck that, I'd rather be in hell if you are what heaven has to offer"

We have no reason to believe though.
 
UA_Iron said:
Isn't that kind of disrespectful? I mean, someone coming to your door and saying "what you're doing is wrong, you're gonna go to hell unless you do it this way"

then you think "fuck that, I'd rather be in hell if you are what heaven has to offer"

We have no reason to believe though.
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yeah, its mega disprespectful. its not as if i went to some 'town center for discussing religion' and they came there and said what i believe is wrong- they came to my HOME to tell me. FU, miss JW who had to walk up my long ass driveway. i hope you get eaten by a bear next time.
 
stilleto said:
yeah, its mega disprespectful. its not as if i went to some 'town center for discussing religion' and they came there and said what i believe is wrong- they came to my HOME to tell me. FU, miss JW who had to walk up my long ass driveway. i hope you get eaten by a bear next time.
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A common tactic is them coming with their children. Somehow the children diffuse the situation....no better time than now for them to understand how the real world works.
 
UA_Iron said:
A common tactic is them coming with their children. Somehow the children diffuse the situation....no better time than now for them to understand how the real world works.
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they dress their kids up in suits and make them walk in mid summer.
i knew someone who grew up a JW and then left as an adult. they felt it was cult like.
 
stilleto said:
they dress their kids up in suits and make them walk in mid summer.
i knew someone who grew up a JW and then left as an adult. they felt it was cult like.
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Call it like it is. It is a fucken cult.

Those people are goofballs.
 
UA_Iron said:
Call it like it is. It is a fucken cult.

Those people are goofballs.
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now i wish i had invited her in.

i would have told her to have a seat, then called my boys in and said, "look what mom got you. have fun!"
and then watched how fast she ran.
 
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