Fina implants w/ gun ?

[needmass4]

so I found a place that will sell me fina but I'm a little worried about using it. When I talked to the lady on the phone she wanted to know whether I had an implant gun or if I needed one. I say, "an implant gun ?" she says, "well what are you going to do, tell the cattle to swallow it ". I say "oh right the cattle, well which one do you think would be less painful?" she tells me the more expensive one is sharper and less painful, but why do you care they are just cattle anyways". so i tell her I'll have to call her back I have to talk to someone first.

so i need you guys to tell me how you avoid the pain when using the implant gun. I mean it cuts through the skin and places these big pellets under there. wont my skin be lumpy.

i guess if it works for the cows it will work for me. let me know what you guys do. I had no idea that all these guys were walking around with pellets in them. also where do you do it.

j/k hehehehe

 

[Andy13]

Fonz will tell ya all about using the implant gun..

Andy

 

[BigAndy69]

Ah, the memories...

 

[needmass4]

memories ?.....of moFo ?

 

[Andy13]

memories ?.....of moFo ?

No, our guru.

 

[genarr3]

amaf is that you? Another name change?

 

[johnboy]

don't use an implant gun

You can turn it into finiject and the directions are even on this site. Dude if you are dumb enough to use an implant gun on yourself then shit maybe you shouldn't be using the roids.

 

[GearCowboy]

haha

 

[marx]

Fonz will tell ya all about using the implant gun..

Andy

Your not serious are you? LMAO

 

[Andy13]

Luckily we talked him out of it.

 

[bigpimp]

its not too bad.....just shoot it in the right side of your neck

 

[tarzan21]

dont bother buying it, i just use the cajun injecter

 

[Riker29]

Darwin was right!

 

[Fonz]

This always happens like once every 3 months
or so......

It was a legitimate hypothetical question.

What can I say? I like to experiment.

And Andy13, nobody talked me out of it
because I wasn't going to use it. I was simply
making a hypothesis. Plus, you weren't
there back then unless you were under
a different user name.

So Andy, you like the new DNP-cycle strategy?
Incorporates some new ideas of mine.

Fonz

 

[Andy13]

This always happens like once every 3 months
or so......

It was a legitimate hypothetical question.

What can I say? I like to experiment.

And Andy13, nobody talked me out of it
because I wasn't going to use it. I was simply
making a hypothesis. Plus, you weren't
there back then unless you were under
a different user name.

So Andy, you like the new DNP-cycle strategy?
Incorporates some new ideas of mine.

Fonz

It's all good, fonz.. I have just one question... You said you didn't want to use pins... What the heck did you think the gun would feel like?

George's DNP article?

It's decent.. Certainly not an innovation. There are several things I disagree with... Starting with the carb depletion... Oh, the "big carb meal to re-start T3" is, well... if there was indeed any t3 supression from 3 days of a carb down, one carb meal is not going to do much to help.

But really, the carb down is wasted time. First off, your body would PREFER to burn fats so long as you are at rest. Secondly, even if you DID burn all of your glycogen stores first before fat (which you don't.. It takes days to depleat your glycogen stores on DNP), they would be gone in a few hours.

I have a seat for George right here on the bus.

Andy

 

[Andy13]

I should throw together a DNP guide...

 

[lifeline]

are you crazy. that would kill.

 

[ready2explode]

LMFAO! thats the funniest shit ive ever heard....

 

[needmass4]

what i think is funny is that johnboy actually believed me. johnboy you might not be as smart as you think !

so yes, this was a joke, hence the "j/k hehehe" at the bottom of the page.

 

[dieseltwin]

maybe this will answer your questions,

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52982

 

[Ryvor]

the instructions clearly state that you are to shoot it into the ear!

 

[needmass4]

dieseltwin - i checked out the link and next to mofo's threads that is the funniest thing ive seen on here. now I see why some of the bros thougt i was for real.
I new someday I would see a thread like this for real !