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bigmann245
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all the whey said:
thank god
thank god
all the whey
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samoth said:I have a much cuter pet name for her.
What could be cuter than cotton crotch?
BTW. Next girl I meet I am going to call her cotton crotch.
Notorious_BIG
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me tooceo said:
I may have a client for you. I hope you enjoy seafood.Stefka said:
LMAO!!samoth said:
ATW does some nice work.samoth said:All credit to ATW.
(I loved this one, lol)
That one fit perfect too, btw.
all the whey
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Stefka said:
all the whey
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Knock It Off said:
Yeah he beat me to it.lol
Notorious_BIG
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I like commando
samoth said:When I think cotton-anything, I'm reminded of old stoner friends and the use of the slang cotton-mouth. So there's this whole intermixing of words and meanings in my head here... it just doesn't work out, lol.
Yeah, that is what I was thinking.
But now I really want to call someone cotton crotch.
all the whey
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Stefka said:
I know!
I am thinking of meeting and hooking up with a girl just so I can call her cotton crotch.
post up nudes if you've got 'em!
Notorious_BIG
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true story
I just started having sexual relations with a chcik I had been seeing for a week
we'd been together every night for that week,but it was about night 6 or 8 when the realtionship was "concieved" as they say
anyhow sometime that night during our post-coitus discussion I brought up the term commando
I think I asked her to now that we were a couple she go commando on our next date so I had easy access to 'check the oil' so to speak
she wasn't in the know about the term
and I explained
well next day she goes into work,a male dominated workplace, and as she explained it
she had a bit of a bounce to her walk due to having been royally fucked night before
some wise ass made a comment about "commando" thinking only he and the other guys would know
like giving her some shit etc.
well she now equiped with the knowledge was able to wisecrack back and embarass him
I probably shouldn't have dumped her
and perhaps married her
she was my girlfriend back in may 2001 when I joined elite
together we read every thread on between the sheets
I just started having sexual relations with a chcik I had been seeing for a week
we'd been together every night for that week,but it was about night 6 or 8 when the realtionship was "concieved" as they say
anyhow sometime that night during our post-coitus discussion I brought up the term commando
I think I asked her to now that we were a couple she go commando on our next date so I had easy access to 'check the oil' so to speak
she wasn't in the know about the term
and I explained
well next day she goes into work,a male dominated workplace, and as she explained it
she had a bit of a bounce to her walk due to having been royally fucked night before
some wise ass made a comment about "commando" thinking only he and the other guys would know
like giving her some shit etc.
well she now equiped with the knowledge was able to wisecrack back and embarass him
I probably shouldn't have dumped her
and perhaps married her
she was my girlfriend back in may 2001 when I joined elite
together we read every thread on between the sheets
all the whey
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Stefka said:
Notorious_BIG
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4everhungLestat said:
all the whey
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samoth said:When I think cotton-anything, I'm reminded of old stoner friends and the use of the slang cotton-mouth. So there's this whole intermixing of words and meanings in my head here... it just doesn't work out, lol.
all the whey
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Lestat said:
This is why they don't want you on the other boards.
bigmann245
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lol @ cotton crotch
all the whey
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bigmann245 said:
Thats what I am saying!
I do that shit all the time. If strefka would have been talking about panties in real life, and said it had a cotton crotch. I would have called her that for the rest of her life.
all the whey
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Knock It Off said:
lol
intrawebs kitteh looks a lot like Cotten Crotch kitteh.
Notorious_BIG
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the problem with kim was she had been through 3 marriages
I think she was 37 and I 39 back then
what was most damning was her last husband I had known for a while
and he was some chcikenshit that used to encourage his gigolo friend to move in on my wife
both before we were married and after
this chcikenshit was married with 3 kids and he drank alot
well I guess he got divorced
still has the 3 kids and still drinks too much
and somehow kim,who was a hot 3qtrs native american(black hair,thin), marries him
so in my mind I factor stuff like that in
wtf did she marry him for?
marriage 3
she wants kids and marrys a guy with 3 who doesnt want any etc.
so her and I lasted about 2 months
but she did remember me favorably as I was woke up one morning in the past year
her grandmother,who raised her had died,and she wanted me to embalm her as she was sure I would do an excellent job and my family's funeral home would take the best care of her
this was a deal in which we prepare/embalm the body and then have it "shipped" to another funeral home who would actually have the funeral and do the burial
I think she was 37 and I 39 back then
what was most damning was her last husband I had known for a while
and he was some chcikenshit that used to encourage his gigolo friend to move in on my wife
both before we were married and after
this chcikenshit was married with 3 kids and he drank alot
well I guess he got divorced
still has the 3 kids and still drinks too much
and somehow kim,who was a hot 3qtrs native american(black hair,thin), marries him
so in my mind I factor stuff like that in
wtf did she marry him for?
marriage 3
she wants kids and marrys a guy with 3 who doesnt want any etc.
so her and I lasted about 2 months
but she did remember me favorably as I was woke up one morning in the past year
her grandmother,who raised her had died,and she wanted me to embalm her as she was sure I would do an excellent job and my family's funeral home would take the best care of her
this was a deal in which we prepare/embalm the body and then have it "shipped" to another funeral home who would actually have the funeral and do the burial
all the whey said:
They are interrelated yet functionally distinct in terms of getting their points across.
Stefka said:
all the whey
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Notorious_BIG said:
I'd rather be the guy that bangs her for a few months than one of the guys she divorces.
And, you got a little business thrown your way!
Notorious_BIG
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really caught me offguard when I was awoke by this call and it's Kim
quickly I could tell she was upset and had been crying
then she told me the deal
we had a discussion and I was able to make her laugh some and lighten the somber mood
I'm good at that
going into people's homes where they have had a loved one die
and I make them laugh some
you would think it's an incongruent move
but really they appreciate it
ladies be touching my arm with their kleenex grasping hands and thanking me through their tears
hell I used to be oncall 24/7 for a decade or so
quickly I could tell she was upset and had been crying
then she told me the deal
we had a discussion and I was able to make her laugh some and lighten the somber mood
I'm good at that
going into people's homes where they have had a loved one die
and I make them laugh some
you would think it's an incongruent move
but really they appreciate it
ladies be touching my arm with their kleenex grasping hands and thanking me through their tears
hell I used to be oncall 24/7 for a decade or so
Notorious_BIG
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one of my worst "removals" as it's called in the funeral business industry
was early christmas morning back about 8 years ago
I get the call at about 3am and the address
I get into a suit and get the hearse
I find the house,it's dark,they have only the porch light on
all the other houses in the neighborhood have all that xmas light shit etc.
and it was a damn cold morning
like 11 degrees which is rare even in december for south alabama
I knock on the door and it's the husband and his two daughters
and the deceased wife
noone else
I guess even the hospice nurse had been cut loose for christmas day
just felt really sad
she had died of a fast advancing terminal cancer
like get diagnosed in july,dead in december
I could feel the guy and his daughters didnt really "know what hit them"
it was so fast
just sad
frost on the ground
was early christmas morning back about 8 years ago
I get the call at about 3am and the address
I get into a suit and get the hearse
I find the house,it's dark,they have only the porch light on
all the other houses in the neighborhood have all that xmas light shit etc.
and it was a damn cold morning
like 11 degrees which is rare even in december for south alabama
I knock on the door and it's the husband and his two daughters
and the deceased wife
noone else
I guess even the hospice nurse had been cut loose for christmas day
just felt really sad
she had died of a fast advancing terminal cancer
like get diagnosed in july,dead in december
I could feel the guy and his daughters didnt really "know what hit them"
it was so fast
just sad
frost on the ground
Notorious_BIG
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I could do a tales from the darkside thread with a couple hundred entries
about that many I can recall the specifics to
we've done a couple thousand funerals since january 1994
a couple hundred I remember well
about that many I can recall the specifics to
we've done a couple thousand funerals since january 1994
a couple hundred I remember well
Notorious_BIG
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spartacus = maximus=excaliburLestat said:
big is juba from gladiator
maximuses black bro in gladiator
see the avatar?
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Spartacus
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B.I.G i.e. rapper biggie smalls covers some of my bookie action
cause spartacus has been getting wiped out largely due to the success of the bookie forum
more peeps betting and they tend to bet alike
so when the crew wins spartacus has been going into the red
so I've hired surrogate bookies to spread the risk
cause spartacus has been getting wiped out largely due to the success of the bookie forum
more peeps betting and they tend to bet alike
so when the crew wins spartacus has been going into the red
so I've hired surrogate bookies to spread the risk
sigourney_beaver
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ready for the weekend spart
vixensghost
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Hello Momma!
Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
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AAP said:
ATW is going to have some pics and words for you!
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heatherrae
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lol...this thread delivered.
except HT did not tell whether his girl was prego or not.
except HT did not tell whether his girl was prego or not.
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Spartacus
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my xfiance was 7 months preggo when she separated from her husband
she had the child about 6 weeks ago
and now my mother has her working part time at the funeral home
I'm doing some thinking
I might cash in my single chips
she had the child about 6 weeks ago
and now my mother has her working part time at the funeral home
I'm doing some thinking
I might cash in my single chips
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heatherrae
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Gosh, I'm such a trend setter. I get prego and everyone runs to have one...lol.HumanTarget said:
Congrats HT. You will be a good daddy.
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heatherrae
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awww ...that is sweet.Spartacus said:
sigourney_beaver
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merry christmas homieHumanTarget said:
all the whey
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heatherrae said:
How is that sweet.
It is nice to give her a job.
But, don't marry her Spart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$@# Think about all those Russian girls.
IF you want to get married marry one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@#@!@
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heatherrae
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Don't you have some kitteh pics to chop? Dang. Annoyance.all the whey said:
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Str7.99PICK3 said:
bigmann245
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heatherrae said:
oh i get it....im slow so dont drive the short bus too fast or i will go into a coma.
rocky_road
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Lots of gossip round these parts
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heatherrae said:
