Fight Club Quotes

[SteR]

actually u know that bit where marla says 'i haven't been fucked like that since grade school', it was actually changed last second from 'i want to have your abortion' and oh yea:

"The things we own, end up owning us"

 

[rushx79]

its a bit cynical but i liked this one:

"everyone you love will either die or reject you. everything you create will eventually be destroyed"

not sure if that is in the movie but it is in the book.

i cant remember it all but i really liked when tyler was talking about climbing vines overgrowing the sears tower and owning one pair of leather pants that will last you the rest of your life.

 

[gsxr1000]

"MOTHER FUCKER!!!.........you hit me in the ear!!!" -Tyler

 

[sigweed]

I thought the part where Tyler was getting out of his seat on the plane was funny

"Now, a decision of etiquette. Do I give the ass, or the crotch?"

then he gives him the ass, and when he squeezes past the stewardess, he gives the crotch

 

[TylerDurden]

"She's a predator posing as a house pet. "

One of my personal favorites...also...

"The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."

 

[AAP]

You are not your fucking khakis..

 

[p0ink]

What Tyler said about being the crap and the slaves of history, that's how I felt. I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rainforests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore oil wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'd never see.

I wanted the whole world to hit bottom.

Pounding that kid, I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground.

Don't think of this as extinction. Think of this as downsizing.

For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil.

And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.

I held the face of mister angel like a baby or a football in the crook of my arm and bashed him with my knuckles, bashed him until his teeth broke through his lips. Bashed him with my elbow after that until he fell through my arms into a heap at my feet. Until the skin was pouned thin across his cheekbones and turned black.

I wanted to breathe smoke.

Birds and deer are a silly luxury, and all the fish should be floating.

I wanted to burn the Louvre. I'd do the Elgin Marbles with a sledgehammer and wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa. This is my world, now.

This is my world, my world, and those ancient people are dead.

It was at breakfast that morning that Tyler invented Project Mayhem.

We wanted to blast the world free of history."

 

[jeremys]

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"

i don't get this?

 

[sk*]

"You are not your fucking khakis" -Tyler Durden

This is my all time favorite movie.

-sk

 

[PolishHammer1977]

"Sir?............We're good".

Ending of the first phone conversation pertaining to a folder from Project Mayhem.

"In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. HIS name was Robert Paulson."