Fight Club Quotes

[TylerDurden]

how's that working out for you? being clever

 

[PolishHammer1977]

"His name was Robert Paulson."

 

[gettinlarger]

Post your favorite one;

"Masterbation is self-improvement."
- Tyler Durden

Vice versa dude. "Self improvement is masturbation."

I like ...

"Our fathers were models of God. If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God ... You have to accept the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. Man, fuck redemption. Fuck damnation. If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!"

 

[gsxr1000]

"His name was Robert Paulson."

His name was Robert Paulson.................His name was Robert Paulson..............His name was Robert Paulson..........................

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JACK
"Six months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. That was
where my head fit....."

BOB
"They're gonna have to open my pec's again to drain the fluid."

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JACK
"Bob was a champion bodybuilder. You know that chest expansion program you see on TV? That was his idea."

BOB
"I was a juicer. Diabonol, then, Wisterol (no I didn't misspell it) -- they give that to racehorses, for Christsake. Now I'm bankrupt, divorced, my two grown kids won't return my calls..."

JACK
"Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one."

 

[PolishHammer1977]

ohh. Nice job maestro. Now that I look at it, it looks weird. Thanx man.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh Louuuuuuuuuuuuuu OOhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Please let us keep it Lou, please!!"

 

[gettinlarger]

This is the greatest thread ever.

"... or maybe you shouldn't come to me with every little piece of trash you happen to find"

*ring*

"Liability" (it's something and liability, but I forget)

"My tit's gonna rot off"

"Can you excuse me? I have to take this."

 

[PolishHammer1977]

"You can't have the whole brain!"

 

[Mad4Iron]

"Lou!! you don't know where I've been Lou"

mad

 

[PolishHammer1977]

"Who am I, there's a sign outside that says Lou's tavern. I'm fuckin' Lou...Who tha' fuck are you?"

 

[PatsFan34]

"Face down ass up that's the way I like to fuck" Big Dogg Pitt Bull