Fight Club Quotes

[PolishHammer1977]

Post your favorite one;

"Masterbation is self-improvement."
- Tyler Durden

 

[notoriousQQ]

this may no be exact, but

"Cause your too old fat man and your tits are too fucking big. Now get the fuck off my porch"

Tyler Durden

 

[slickdadd]

The obsession with this movie is beyond me. It's a good movie, i'm not putting it down, but I just thought it was "good." Ok but im not hear to poop on your parade, my turn.

"I haven't been fucked like that since Grade school."

Thats actually the only exact one I can remember.

 

[jerkbox]

this may no be exact, but

"Cause your too old fat man and your tits are too fucking big. Now get the fuck off my porch"

Tyler Durden

good one....i might have picked this.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

"We should do this again sometime".........beer drops

 

[jerkbox]

"Run Forrest! Run!"
Tyler Durden

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"
Tyler Durden

"Interesting....where ya going with this Ikea boy?"
Tyler Durden

"Fuck Martha Stewart...she's polishing brass on the titanic...it's all goin down...."
Tyler Durden



did i mention this is my all time favorite movie?

 

[PoyeBoy]

"I coming back and Im bringing a shovel, you hear me, a SHOVEL!"

 

[PolishHammer1977]

"and your too fucking, BLONDE!"

 

[bigguns7]

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
-Tyler Durden

 

[gsxr1000]

"Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart"

Tyler




Oh I'd also just like to say that that whole part when they're screwing and Marla is screaming at the top of her lungs while poor Jack is just wandering around the house. Or when he's doing sit-ups and pieces of the ceiling are breaking off and falling on him, I was laughing my ass off